On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:10:35 -0700, bunny wrote:

Normally I don't do homework, but for you I made an exception.

> Frequent questions about network connections and u...
> http://allinterviewsbooks.blogspot.c...estions-about-
network.html

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> Frequent questions about network connections and use
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> How do I attach another computer to the network if there are no more
active jacks?

Get an active Jill.

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> How do I use the wireless network?

Make sure you have enough Avian carriers.

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> How do I dial into the Earth Sciences network from home with a modem?

ATDT

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> Why can't I connect to pangea from home, when I can access other
computers?

Because I revoked your account, mwuhahaha!

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> Why doesn't my computer work on the network anymore after it returned
from the repair shop?

Because they "fixed" it for you, obviously.

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> I plug my Windows PC into the network and get the message "Windows
System Error - A duplicate name exists on the network". What do I do?

Install a real OS.

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> Why won't my computer work on the Branner Library network?

Because I hacked that network, mwuhahaha!


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> How do I make my computer connect to the network in non-Earth Sciences
buildings?

Find an active jack. Or Jill.

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> Why do I lose my wireless connection when I take my laptop from Geology
Corner to Mitchell?

The aliens made me do it!