On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 10:58:28 -0500, DFS wrote:

> PK: Another name for a Windows tutorial is crash course
> DFS: How often does Windows crash on you?
> PK: Any idiot can run XP. And usually does.
> DFS: Not only do you run XP, you use it to make a living. Does that make
> you an idiot, a hypocrite, or both?
> PK: Computers are like air conditioners - they stop working properly when
> you open Windows
> DFS: How can you make a living on Windows when it doesn't work properly? > refuses to answer>
> PK: Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
> DFS: Which MS products have failed on you, and under what conditions? > refuses to answer>
> PK: Get the new Windows XP. Now with eXtra Problems included
> DFS: Results 1 - 10 of about 10,400,000 for Linux problems > answer>
> PK: It's not about, 'Where do you want to go today?' It's more like, 'Where
> am I allowed to go today?'
> DFS: You're allowed to go to work today and develop software for Windows.
> You can't do that with Linux.
> PK: Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware
> DFS: Mepis states a reboot is required to change the video driver. > refuses to answer>
> PK: Microsoft: which revised Eula do you want to accept today?
> DFS: All of them. Which Linux do you want to activate today? > to answer>
> PK: The Day Microsoft makes something that does not suck is probably the day
> they start making vacuum cleaners.
> DFS: If MS products suck, and you're 1/10th the quality of developer MS
> employs, your code must suck too.
> PK: To start your shiny new Core II Duo in Gameboy mode just enter C:\win
> DFS: 'C:\win' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable
> program or batch file.
> PK: Warning: 10 days have passed since your last Windows reinstall.
> DFS: When was the last time you had to reinstall Windows due to system
> issues?
> PK: Windows is just the instable version of Linux for users who are too dumb
> to handle the real thing.
> DFS: The smartest people in the world run Windows (but you're definitely not
> one of them)
> PK: Windows isn't unstable. It's spontaneous.
> DFS: Results 1 - 10 of about 56,400 for Linux spontaneously reboots, Results
> 1 - 10 of about 106,000 for Windows spontaneously reboots
> PK: Windows: Because everyone needs a good laugh!
> DFS: But you have no sense of humor or wit whatsoever. > but his face cracks into 8 pieces, then he can't answer>

Peter Kohlmann is nothing but a mean, incompetent, nasty fraud.
He earns his living programming Windows by day, yet he glorifies Linux by
His family uses Windows, so by his own criteria, they must be idiots as

The best thing that can be said of Kohlmann is that his is consistent.
Consistently ignorant that is.