FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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That should eventually get quite fast, as the friction of sliding will
melt the ice on the bottom of the turd, and it should really pick up
steam for a while. Eventually, though, when the turd itself begins to
melt, things will get ugly.
From: Dan C

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ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null trolled:

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> That should eventually get quite fast, as the friction of sliding will
> melt the ice on the bottom of the turd, and it should really pick up
> steam for a while. Eventually, though, when the turd itself begins to
> melt, things will get ugly.
> From: Dan C

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A new low has been reached. Now we are treated to an explanation
of Dan C's masturbation technique.

Gawd help us all.

cordially, as always,

rm