I don't even usually pay attention to the right-hand side of my screen
when using Gmail, but I noticed as I was chatting with my SiL about
visiting New York that the ads started being for apartment rentals and
whatnot. But the latest and greatest?

NY Eyelid Surgery
Preserving Ethnic Identity Through Cosmetic Surgery. 2 NYC Locations!

I'm sure it's a very nice piece of music to someone who hasn't heard it
ninety thousand times though, although this hypothetical person would
have to first be dug up out of a peat bog or defrosted from a glacier.
-- jmb, afc-a's itinerant music critic