FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

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Bull**** is, in essence, an argument in support of a position made
without regard for the truth. True statements may appear in bull****,
but utility is the criterion for use of a statement, not truth.
Fluffy really enjoys his own bull****. Too bad he's not really any
good at it.
From: Old Man

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Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an
updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
for download. The url is:


This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

Please take the time to follow the guidelines at the URL above
and see to it that there will be a next release, as others have
done to make the past releases possible.