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Guy, prepare for some forgeries
Unless that is you posting in alt.test.
Re: Guy, prepare .. Guy Macons Resume
jellybean stonerfish wrote:
> Unless that is you posting in alt.test.
Yes, that is me. Just my resume.
But thanks, just the same.
RESUME FOR GUY MACON
6158 Flamingo Drive
Buena Park, CA 90620-1328
OBJECTIVE: Electronic/Electrical Engineer
EDUCATION: None. I don't need it.
CERTIFICATIONS: None. I don't need them, neither.
MANAGEMENT/LEADERSHIP: My most valuable skill is the ability to
manage complex product recalls. I understand how to be the fall guy
and take one for the team. Even though all of the projects I've led
have involved product recalls, (which were not my fault) only two of
them went on to class action lawsuits.
HARDWARE DESIGN: I invented electronics, and as such, am an expert
in all areas, including analog, digital, microcontroller,
high-power, low-power, high volume, aerospace and consumer
EMBEDDED SOFTWARE DESIGN: I have extensive experience managing
embedded software projects using PL/1, COBOL, RPG, and BASIC. And I
am a fairly good HTML microcontroller programmer.
PCs AND LOCAL AREA NETWORKS: I single-handedly installed and
connected Timex/Sinclair PCs in every home in China. I have also
made it my business to be an expert on viruses, malware and antispam
measures for the latest versions of the MSDOS operating system.
INTERNET: I wouldn't want to second-guess our current President, Al
Gore, but it was I, and not he, that invented the internet. I also
invented Google, Wikipedia and Usenet. And I have lots of
experience optimizing websites for high search engine ranking -- as
can be seen by searching Google for [ Electrical Engineer ] and
seeing which resume comes out on top.
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: I have been employed by all 500 of the Fortune
500 Companies, many of them concurrently. At the present time I sit
on the Boards of Microsoft, IBM, Preparation H, OJ Simpson
Enterprises, Floyd Davidson's Polar Bear Roadhouse, Ron Jeremy Film
Productions, and Adams-Blake Publishing.
I am fully experienced in all of the following fields: Aerospace
Engineer, Analog Engineer, Assembler, Consultant, Design Engineer,
Developer, Digital, Electrical Engineer, Electromechanical,
Electronic Engineer, Electronic Technician, Electronics Engineer,
Embedded Systems Developer, Engineering Technician, Hardware,
Hemorrhoid Removal, Hydraulic Engineer, Hydraulics, Microcontroller,
Optical, Optics, Orange County, Pneumatic Engineer, Pneumatics,
Product Designer, Product Development, Project Engineer, Project
Leader, Project Manager, Real-Time, Research and Development,
Robotics, Senior Engineer, Senior Engineering Technician, Sensor,
Servo, Software, Structured Engineering, Test Engineer.