[OT] FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3171)

FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy in
the YOLD 3171)

Sample Mod Quote:

+----------------------------------------------------------------------+

You being cordial is like the sun forgetting to set.
From: A Guy Called Tyketto

+----------------------------------------------------------------------+

Every so often you will see a post letting people know that an
updated Best of alt.os.linux.slackware Fortune Mod is available
for download. The url is:
<URL:http://fauxascii.com/linux/mod_quotes.html>

This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.

Please take the time to follow the guidelines at the URL above
and see to it that there will be a next release, as others have
done to make the past releases possible.

[email]ModQuote_FAQ@dev.null[/email] wrote:
[color=blue]
> FAQ Mod Quotes -- (updated: Sweetmorn, the 67th day of Bureaucracy
> in the YOLD 3171)[/color]

And what day would that be? And what is the most Frequently Asked
Question? Why you bother with this crap?
[color=blue]
> Sample Mod Quote:
>[/color]

[gratuitous ascii "art" line, deleted]
[color=blue]
> You being cordial is like the sun forgetting to set.
> From: A Guy Called Tyketto[/color]

Oh, boy. You're quoting Brad Littlejohnson about us. Isn't that
clever?

[second gratuitous ascii "art" line, deleted]
[color=blue]
> This fortune mod is a collection of quotes either seen on AOLS
> or by AOLS regulars that were deemed so wise, funny, inflammatory
> or any combination of those that they were submitted for inclusion.[/color]

"...wise, funny, inflammatory" makes "or any combination of those"
redundant. These simple logical skills are the difference between a
real programmer and a bash programmer, like you.

In any case, please tell us all what is so wise, funny, or
inflammatory about the Littledick quote?

cordially, as always,

rm