korax1214 wrote:
> It isn't even as if his oven
> chips are all that brilliant...)

I had a box last night, quiketty quick! micro chips


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On 2008-11-01, Guesser wrote:

> korax1214 wrote:
>> It isn't even as if his oven
>> chips are all that brilliant...)
>
> I had a box last night, quiketty quick! micro chips

Do they come in different flavours?

And do Findus still make Crispy Pancakes?

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"Ian Rawlings" wrote:

> And do Findus still make Crispy Pancakes?

I liked that game they sponsored, where you had to hold onto the hot
pancakes for as long as possible.

Findus Keepers.

Eq.

On Nov 1, 11:49*am, korax1214 wrote:
> (Akiarmy's latest subject is "McCain, Who Buried LIVE America ?" *But
> who on this side of the pond *cares*? *It isn't even as if his oven
> chips are all that brilliant...)

He doesn't look very low in fat either. And the heapings of Vietnamese
battering he (allegedly) received hasn't made him in the slightest bit
spicy.

korax1214 wrote:

> (Akiarmy's latest subject is "McCain, Who Buried LIVE America ?"

What does that *mean*, anyway?

> who on this side of the pond *cares*? It isn't even as if his oven
> chips are all that brilliant...)

Actually, if I was a Yank, I'd be voting for him on the basis that Obama
hasn't given us any potato-based foodstuffs at all, the slacker. I mean,
how hard can it be to knock up a few roast spuds or something, eh?

Of course, maybe he doesn't believe in potatoes - "Change" and all that.
He could do sausages instead. Call them Barry's Bangers.

But where are they, eh? Where is his record? He keeps telling us about
all this "organising" he's done, but he can't seem to organise a few
simple beef links, let alone a spicy Cumberland. McCain has a proven
track record over many years of oven chips, micro chips, roast potatoes,
croquettes and wedges. But he's no potato ideologue. He demonstrates an
unparalleled ability to reach across the divide by diversifying into
frozen pizzas and even toasties.

This is the man to lead America into a 21st century of convenient,
tasty, yet simple snack products.

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On 2008-11-01, Paul E Collins wrote:

> I liked that game they sponsored, where you had to hold onto the hot
> pancakes for as long as possible.
>
> Findus Keepers.

A tumbleweed will roll past shortly.

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On Nov 1, 7:47*pm, Duncan Snowden wrote:
> Of course, maybe he doesn't believe in potatoes - "Change" and all that.
> He could do sausages instead. Call them Barry's Bangers.

Have you not tried Ba-rack-o-lamb? Youthful, tasty, but a little bit
woolly.

On Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:47:04 +0000, Duncan Snowden
wrote:

>This is the man to lead America into a 21st century of convenient,
>tasty, yet simple snack products.
>
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Heh, well done

Too much cider turns you orange folks!
Brian

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"Ian Rawlings" wrote in message
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> On 2008-11-01, Guesser wrote:
>
>> korax1214 wrote:
>>> It isn't even as if his oven
>>> chips are all that brilliant...)
>>
>> I had a box last night, quiketty quick! micro chips
>
> Do they come in different flavours?
>
> And do Findus still make Crispy Pancakes?
>
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I'd just like to say that this was the single best piece of election
coverage / chips reference that I have read since this whole nonsense began.
I am hereby starting a campaign to get Duncan his own weekly slot on Sky
News[1]. This is the sort of coverage we need. It can't be any worse than
the endless nonsense they have in their election coverage at the moment.
Last night I watched as a bloke used a pointless graphic thingy to show what
would happen if McCain won more than Obama. "He'd win" was the startling
discovery.[2]

Incidentally, I realise that I have now just inadvertently added to the
endless dross and also admitted to watching it, but I was just being ironic
or something.

Len
[1] Stay away from the weather though. That still belongs to the lovely
Lisa.
[2] Then again, since when did winning elections result in becoming
president?[3]
[3] Oooh, stinging satire.
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Llama-Wax Len wrote:

> [1] Stay away from the weather though. That still belongs to the lovely
> Lisa.

Aah, Lisa. She's brilliant, isn't she? It's her voice as much as
anything. She could tell you a hurricane was in its way closely followed
by the next ice age, and you'd just think to yourself, "Ooh, better wear
a coat then".

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"Duncan Snowden" wrote in message
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> Llama-Wax Len wrote:
>
>> [1] Stay away from the weather though. That still belongs to the lovely
>> Lisa.
>
> Aah, Lisa. She's brilliant, isn't she? It's her voice as much as anything.
> She could tell you a hurricane was in its way closely followed by the next
> ice age, and you'd just think to yourself, "Ooh, better wear a coat then".

Exactly. Well, except for the part about the coat - I just tend to think
"mmmmmmm" no matter what she says to be honest.

Len
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"Ian Rawlings" wrote ...

> On 2008-11-01, Paul E Collins wrote:
>
>> I liked that game they sponsored, where you had to hold onto the hot
>> pancakes for as long as possible.
>>
>> Findus Keepers.
>
> A tumbleweed will roll past shortly.

I just saw your tumbleweed go by. It is only about a week late. I hope your
girlfriend isn't late too! ;-)
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On 2008-11-08, Sam Gillett wrote:

> I just saw your tumbleweed go by. It is only about a week late. I hope your
> girlfriend isn't late too! ;-)

Spectrum owners have more important things to do that worry about *girls*.

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Brian Gaff wrote:
> Too much cider turns you orange folks!

psst...
That's carrots, brian.
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Andrew Halliwell wrote:
> Brian Gaff wrote:
>> Too much cider turns you orange folks!
>
> psst...
> That's carrots, brian.

Sunny Delight, surely?

Matthew Westcott wrote:
> Andrew Halliwell wrote:
>> Brian Gaff wrote:
>>> Too much cider turns you orange folks!
>>
>> psst...
>> That's carrots, brian.
>
> Sunny Delight, surely?

No, it's carrots. And don't call me shirley.
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"Andrew Halliwell" wrote ...

> Matthew Westcott wrote:
>> Andrew Halliwell wrote:
>>> Brian Gaff wrote:
>>>> Too much cider turns you orange folks!
>>>
>>> psst...
>>> That's carrots, brian.
>>
>> Sunny Delight, surely?
>
> No, it's carrots. And don't call me shirley.

Shirley! Shirley! Shirley! ;-)

And, it is sweet potatoes too.
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