job survey - Sinclair

This is a discussion on job survey - Sinclair ; On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:05:18 +0000, Daniel Mandic wrote: > spike1@freenet.co.uk wrote: > >> IKEA is EVERYWHERE. >> When man sets foot on mars, there it'll be. An IKEA waiting for him. > > Hi! > > > I ...

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    On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 02:05:18 +0000, Daniel Mandic wrote:

    > spike1@freenet.co.uk wrote:
    >
    >> IKEA is EVERYWHERE.
    >> When man sets foot on mars, there it'll be. An IKEA waiting for him.

    >
    > Hi!
    >
    >
    > I have not the slightest idea what men should do with Mars. A hopeless
    > planet for our time and being, IMHO.


    Unwrap, eat, dispose of wrapper in Jayne Mansfield's lobster-filled bum.

  2. Re: job survey

    On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:36:57 -0800, messianic light wrote:

    > self-employed Internet Consultant since 1995 before that, temporary
    > factory jobs as a student and self-employed Canvasser for uPVC windows
    > from 91-94...


    I'm paid by Tescos to make sure the trays of Mercury beneath the checkout
    desks are full.

    This ensures the checkout operators have no mental capacity whatsoever.

  3. Re: job survey

    On 2008-03-15, SnakeOilSteve wrote:

    >> I have not the slightest idea what men should do with Mars. A hopeless
    >> planet for our time and being, IMHO.

    >
    > Unwrap, eat, dispose of wrapper in Jayne Mansfield's lobster-filled bum.


    Hey I have to sweep all that up you litter lout, and the lobsters can
    choke on the wrappers.

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  4. Re: job survey

    SnakeOilSteve wrote:

    > On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 21:36:57 -0800, messianic light wrote:
    >
    >> self-employed Internet Consultant since 1995 before that, temporary
    >> factory jobs as a student and self-employed Canvasser for uPVC windows
    >> from 91-94...

    >
    > I'm paid by Tescos to make sure the trays of Mercury beneath the checkout
    > desks are full.
    >
    > This ensures the checkout operators have no mental capacity whatsoever.


    That explains a lot.

    --
    Duncan Snowden.

  5. Re: job survey

    SnakeOilSteve wrote:

    > Unwrap, eat, dispose of wrapper in Jayne Mansfield's lobster-filled
    > bum.


    ;-), yeah, the 'lobster' joke....
    a good and nice one! :-))))



    Best regards,

    Daniel Mandic


  6. Re: job survey

    On 2008-03-15, Duncan Snowden wrote:

    > SnakeOilSteve wrote:
    >
    >> I'm paid by Tescos to make sure the trays of Mercury beneath the checkout
    >> desks are full.
    >>
    >> This ensures the checkout operators have no mental capacity whatsoever.

    >
    > That explains a lot.


    Indeed, he really ought to wear gloves, and stop gargling with the mercury.

    --
    Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
    http://youtube.com/user/tarcus69
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