On 2007-07-09, Ian Rawlings news06@tarcus.org.uk spluttered:

>A friend of mine at school gave me a tape to put some games on, on
>side B there was a recording of his older brother and some mates
>making funny slurping noises as they stuck their dicks in a vacuum
>cleaner, according to the running commentary that was also on the
>tape.. I suspect now that it was nothing of the sort but was most
>amusing at the time.

So you whacked off for nothing then? What a bunch of poofs!