First off, I'm not going to lie: I am the seller of this item.

Just thought some of you might be interested in my eBay auction for a
BRAND NEW, FACTORY SEALED copy of Microsoft Visual Studio .net
Professional 2003. The starting price is $50.00 USD, not bad
considering it retails for way, way more. This auction's completely
legit, all documentation is in the box (IE Certificate of
Authenticity). I got it as a gift from a developer friend, and I have
absolutely no use for it myself. Here's the link: