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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    >> >>
    >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    >> >
    >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?

    >>
    >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.

    >
    > What about liposuction?


    On your heart?!?

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  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    > >> >
    > >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    > >>
    > >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.

    > >
    > > What about liposuction?

    >
    > On your heart?!?


    Don't be so heartless.

    > "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.


    Yes, he did, didn't he?


  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    >> >>
    >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    >> >
    >> > What about liposuction?

    >>
    >> On your heart?!?

    >
    > Don't be so heartless.
    >
    >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.

    >
    > Yes, he did, didn't he?


    No, god is an illusion.

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  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    > >> >
    > >> > What about liposuction?
    > >>
    > >> On your heart?!?

    > >
    > > Don't be so heartless.
    > >
    > >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.

    > >
    > > Yes, he did, didn't he?

    >
    > No, god is an illusion.


    Sure. Try telling Him that.

    > Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"


    I see you still can't spell Confucius.


  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > What about liposuction?
    >> >>
    >> >> On your heart?!?
    >> >
    >> > Don't be so heartless.
    >> >
    >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    >> >
    >> > Yes, he did, didn't he?

    >>
    >> No, god is an illusion.

    >
    > Sure. Try telling Him that.


    He doesn't take requests.

    >> Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"

    >
    > I see you still can't spell Confucius.


    Nobody can. Except confu... er...

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    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
    Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > What about liposuction?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> On your heart?!?
    > >> >
    > >> > Don't be so heartless.
    > >> >
    > >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    > >> >
    > >> > Yes, he did, didn't he?
    > >>
    > >> No, god is an illusion.

    > >
    > > Sure. Try telling Him that.

    >
    > He doesn't take requests.


    Its not a request,

    > >> Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"

    > >
    > > I see you still can't spell Confucius.

    >
    > Nobody can. Except confu... er...


    You sound confused.

    > A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
    > The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"
    > The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
    > Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"
    > "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"


    A0L!


  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:10:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > What about liposuction?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> On your heart?!?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Don't be so heartless.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Yes, he did, didn't he?
    >> >>
    >> >> No, god is an illusion.
    >> >
    >> > Sure. Try telling Him that.

    >>
    >> He doesn't take requests.

    >
    > Its not a request,


    But you can't tell the difference, remember?

    >> >> Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"
    >> >
    >> > I see you still can't spell Confucius.

    >>
    >> Nobody can. Except confu... er...

    >
    > You sound confused.


    http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/confuse.htm

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  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:10:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon. I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > What about liposuction?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> On your heart?!?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Don't be so heartless.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Yes, he did, didn't he?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> No, god is an illusion.
    > >> >
    > >> > Sure. Try telling Him that.
    > >>
    > >> He doesn't take requests.

    > >
    > > Its not a request,

    >
    > But you can't tell the difference, remember?


    Remember what?

    > >> >> Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"
    > >> >
    > >> > I see you still can't spell Confucius.
    > >>
    > >> Nobody can. Except confu... er...

    > >
    > > You sound confused.

    >
    > http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/confuse.htm


    Fetch the funny things.

    > Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Managers are from Uranus.


    Where are you from, PHucker?


  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 7 Sep 2007.

    On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:13:27 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:10:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:26:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:01:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:40:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:48:01 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:12:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> If you live life at that speed you'll be dead soon.I suggest you lower your metabolic rate.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Nonsense, PHucker. I am not tempting fate.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Your heart has an MTBF of 3.3 billion beats. The faster you go, the shorter your life.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Why do you think I stopped exercising?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> MTBF can be altered by fat levels.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > What about liposuction?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> On your heart?!?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Don't be so heartless.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes, he did, didn't he?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> No, god is an illusion.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Sure. Try telling Him that.
    >> >>
    >> >> He doesn't take requests.
    >> >
    >> > Its not a request,

    >>
    >> But you can't tell the difference, remember?

    >
    > Remember what?


    That you can't tell the difference.

    >> >> >> Confuscious say: "Man who sit on tack get point!"
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I see you still can't spell Confucius.
    >> >>
    >> >> Nobody can. Except confu... er...
    >> >
    >> > You sound confused.

    >>
    >> http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/confuse.htm

    >
    > Fetch the funny things.


    Fetchez la vache?

    >> Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Managers are from Uranus.

    >
    > Where are you from, PHucker?


    Loaded question. Taking 5th....

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