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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>
    >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>
    >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> Days......................: 7
    >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>
    >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> ================================================== =============
    >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    >
    > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.


    What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    >
    > Good job, old chap.


    ROTFPMSL!

    >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%



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  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    wrote:

    > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>
    >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>
    >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> Days......................: 7
    >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>
    >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> ================================================== =============
    >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    >
    > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.


    What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    >
    > Good job, old chap.


    ROTFPMSL!

    Warned you about that before.



    >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%



    Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.

    Mr Pounder
    (Internet God)

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  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >>
    > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >>
    > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> Days......................: 7
    > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >>
    > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> ================================================== =============
    > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    > >
    > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >
    > What makes you think I want to post more than you?


    You don't. Which will always make you a luser.

    > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    > >
    > > Good job, old chap.

    >
    > ROTFPMSL!


    Did you piss yourself again?


  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >>
    > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >>
    > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> Days......................: 7
    > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >>
    > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> ================================================== =============
    > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    > >
    > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >
    > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >
    > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    > >
    > > Good job, old chap.

    >
    > ROTFPMSL!
    >
    > Warned you about that before.


    The sad thing is he'll wear those pants for a week before changing
    them.

    > >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    > >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%

    >
    >
    > Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.


    Congrats, Mr. Pounder.

    > Mr Pounder
    > (Internet God)


    Second, after me.


  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1190508950.260077.183270@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >>
    >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >>
    >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> >> Days......................: 7
    >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >>
    >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> ================================================== =============
    >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> >> 19.8%
    >> >
    >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>
    >> >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >> >> 10.2%
    >> >
    >> > Good job, old chap.

    >>
    >> ROTFPMSL!
    >>
    >> Warned you about that before.

    >
    > The sad thing is he'll wear those pants for a week before changing
    > them.
    >
    >> >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    >> >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7
    >> >> 8.6%

    >>
    >>
    >> Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    >> Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.

    >
    > Congrats, Mr. Pounder.


    Why thank you.
    >
    >> Mr Pounder
    >> (Internet God)

    >
    > Second, after me.


    I think not.
    >




  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>
    >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>>
    >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> Days......................: 7
    >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>
    >>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> ================================================== =============
    >>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19..8%

    >>
    >> Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >
    > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >
    >>> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10..2%

    >>
    >> Good job, old chap.

    >
    > ROTFPMSL!
    >
    > Warned you about that before.


    About what?

    >>> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    >>> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8..6%

    >
    >
    > Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?


    I don't want ot hear about your number twos.

    > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.


    It's quality not quantity.

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  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1190508950.260077.183270@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> >> Days......................: 7
    > >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> ================================================== =============
    > >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    > >> >> 19.8%
    > >> >
    > >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    > >>
    > >> >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    > >> >> 10.2%
    > >> >
    > >> > Good job, old chap.
    > >>
    > >> ROTFPMSL!
    > >>
    > >> Warned you about that before.

    > >
    > > The sad thing is he'll wear those pants for a week before changing
    > > them.
    > >
    > >> >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    > >> >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7
    > >> >> 8.6%
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    > >> Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.

    > >
    > > Congrats, Mr. Pounder.

    >
    > Why thank you.


    You're most welcome.

    > >> Mr Pounder
    > >> (Internet God)

    > >
    > > Second, after me.

    >
    > I think not.


    We shall see.


  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

    >
    > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >
    > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > > >> Days......................: 7
    > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%

    >
    > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > > >> ================================================== =============
    > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    >
    > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >
    > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >
    > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >
    > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    >
    > > > Good job, old chap.

    >
    > > ROTFPMSL!

    >
    > Did you piss yourself again?


    Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old


  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1190600575.847016.45680@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1190508950.260077.183270@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> >> >> Days......................: 7
    >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> >> ================================================== =============
    >> >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> >> >> 19.8%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >> >>
    >> >> >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >> >> >> 10.2%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Good job, old chap.
    >> >>
    >> >> ROTFPMSL!
    >> >>
    >> >> Warned you about that before.
    >> >
    >> > The sad thing is he'll wear those pants for a week before changing
    >> > them.
    >> >
    >> >> >> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1
    >> >> >> 9.7%
    >> >> >> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7
    >> >> >> 8.6%
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >> Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    >> >> Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    >> >
    >> > Congrats, Mr. Pounder.

    >>
    >> Why thank you.

    >
    > You're most welcome.
    >
    >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> (Internet God)
    >> >
    >> > Second, after me.

    >>
    >> I think not.

    >
    > We shall see.


    Show me.

    Mr Pounder


    >




  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.ty4c64gh4buhsv@fx62...
    On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder
    wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>
    >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>>
    >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> Days......................: 7
    >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>
    >>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> ================================================== =============
    >>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    >>
    >> Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >
    > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >
    >>> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    >>
    >> Good job, old chap.

    >
    > ROTFPMSL!
    >
    > Warned you about that before.


    About what?

    Rolling on the floor & not watching your rear.


    >>> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    >>> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%

    >
    >
    > Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?


    I don't want ****ot**** hear about your number twos.

    > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.


    It's quality not quantity.

    Yes, quality indeed.
    HA!

    Mr Pounder



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  11. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > >
    > > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

    > >
    > > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    > >
    > > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > > > >> Days......................: 7
    > > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%

    > >
    > > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > > > >> ================================================== =============
    > > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    > >
    > > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    > >
    > > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    > >
    > > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    > >
    > > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    > >
    > > > > Good job, old chap.

    > >
    > > > ROTFPMSL!

    > >
    > > Did you piss yourself again?

    >
    > Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old


    He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.


  12. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >
    > > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > > newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > > wrote:
    > >
    > >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >>>
    > >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >>>
    > >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >>> Days......................: 7
    > >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >>> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >>> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >>> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >>> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >>> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >>> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >>>
    > >>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >>> ================================================== =============
    > >>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    > >>
    > >> Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    > >
    > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    > >
    > >>> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%
    > >>
    > >> Good job, old chap.

    > >
    > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >
    > > Warned you about that before.

    >
    > About what?


    About you pissing yourself, PHucker.

    > >>> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    > >>> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%

    > >
    > >
    > > Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?

    >
    > I don't want ot hear about your number twos.


    Why? You'd rather we heard about yours? I think not.

    > > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.

    >
    > It's quality not quantity.


    Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.

    > Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.


    And there's the quantity you provide.


  13. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >>
    >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >>
    >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> >> Days......................: 7
    >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >>
    >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> ================================================== =============
    >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    >> >
    >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >
    > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.


    What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?

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  14. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:50:08 +0100, JeanneDArc~~ wrote:

    > On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

    >>
    >> > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >>
    >> > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> > >> Days......................: 7
    >> > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%

    >>
    >> > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > >> ================================================== =============
    >> > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%

    >>
    >> > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> > What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >>
    >> You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>
    >> > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%

    >>
    >> > > Good job, old chap.

    >>
    >> > ROTFPMSL!

    >>
    >> Did you piss yourself again?

    >
    > Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old


    Pounder's the old one.

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  15. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >
    >> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >
    >> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >
    >> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >
    >> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    >> >
    >> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >> >
    >> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >> >
    >> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >> >
    >> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%
    >> >
    >> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >> >
    >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >
    >> > Did you piss yourself again?

    >>
    >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

    >
    > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.


    Kilts are for girls.


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  16. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdjh1pu4buhsv@fx62...
    On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >>
    >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >>
    >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> >> Days......................: 7
    >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >>
    >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> ================================================== =============
    >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> >> 19.8%
    >> >
    >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >
    > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.


    What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?

    For the same reason that you posting less makes you a whiner.




  17. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdjidqr4buhsv@fx62...
    On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:50:08 +0100, JeanneDArc~~
    wrote:

    > On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> > wrote:

    >>
    >> > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

    >>
    >> > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >>
    >> > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> > >> Days......................: 7
    >> > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%

    >>
    >> > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > >> ================================================== =============
    >> > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> > >> 19.8%

    >>
    >> > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> > What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >>
    >> You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>
    >> > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >> > >> 10.2%

    >>
    >> > > Good job, old chap.

    >>
    >> > ROTFPMSL!

    >>
    >> Did you piss yourself again?

    >
    > Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old


    Pounder's the old one.

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  18. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    wrote:

    > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> > > wrote:
    >> >
    >> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >
    >> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >
    >> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >
    >> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> > > >> 19.8%
    >> >
    >> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >> >
    >> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >> >
    >> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >> >
    >> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >> > > >> 10.2%
    >> >
    >> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >> >
    >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >
    >> > Did you piss yourself again?

    >>
    >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

    >
    > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.


    Kilts are for girls.


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  19. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:39:11 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdjh1pu4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> >> Days......................: 7
    >>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> >> ================================================== =============
    >>> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >>> >> 19.8%
    >>> >
    >>> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>>
    >>> What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >>
    >> You don't. Which will always make you a luser.

    >
    > What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?
    >
    > For the same reason that you posting less makes you a whiner.


    i do not whine, not about posting stats anyway.


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  20. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:40:23 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdjidqr4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:50:08 +0100, JeanneDArc~~
    > wrote:
    >
    >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> > wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>
    >>> > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>>
    >>> > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> > >> Days......................: 7
    >>> > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> > >> Characters Per Day.......: 643185.3
    >>> > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>
    >>> > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> > >> ================================================== =============
    >>> > >> 1. Michael Baldwin..................................: 188 26.9
    >>> > >> 19.8%
    >>>
    >>> > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>>
    >>> > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>>
    >>> You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>>
    >>> > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13..9
    >>> > >> 10.2%
    >>>
    >>> > > Good job, old chap.
    >>>
    >>> > ROTFPMSL!
    >>>
    >>> Did you piss yourself again?

    >>
    >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

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