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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >> >>
    >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >> >
    >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >>
    >> Kilts are for girls.

    >
    > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.


    Prove it.

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  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:31:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> >> >> Days......................: 7
    >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> >> ================================================== =============
    >> >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26..9 19.8%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >> >
    >> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.

    >>
    >> What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?

    >
    > Trust a loser to say that.


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  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:16:06 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzg7ftlb4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:10:40 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tzfic8cw4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:18:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.tzfcres54buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Still with OE. It works fine for me.
    >>>>
    >>>> Maybe a newer version. But then again, I notice you haven't arrowed
    >>>> some
    >>>> other people's posts.
    >>>
    >>> Arrows go up, arrows go down. Ask the Indians.
    >>>>
    >>>> I thought you changed to Outlook - or did you find it ****e?
    >>>
    >>> I have used Outlook in the past & did not like it.
    >>> My new computer came with Outlook as default. Being a computer person I
    >>> reverted back to OE6. I think it is 6 anyway.
    >>>>
    >>>>> Sprayed the garden fence green today,
    >>>>
    >>>> I thought you told me about that two weeks ago.
    >>>
    >>> This was the front panels.
    >>>>
    >>>>> one Spider was not quite quick enough.
    >>>>
    >>>> By coincidence I sliced several spiders with my hedge trimmer today..
    >>>
    >>> Spiders live in hedges. Get a fence and spray it green with one of those
    >>> spray things from B+Q.

    >>
    >> Fences are artificial.

    >
    > How can wood be artificial?


    Oh. Well it's not living wood is it?

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  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> It's quality not quantity.
    > >> >
    > >> > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.
    > >>
    > >> "me and Pounder" you posh git.

    > >
    > > If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.

    >
    > Ex-plane.


    A westie is a drongo who lives in Sydney's western suburbs.

    > >> >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.
    > >> >
    > >> > And there's the quantity you provide.
    > >>
    > >> It's also quality high octane fuel.

    > >
    > > For that crap car of yours?

    >
    > I also have a 3.5 litre V8.


    That can only manage 40mph? You need a car like this -
    http://www.hsv.com.au/index_eseries.asp


  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    > >> >
    > >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    > >>
    > >> Kilts are for girls.

    > >
    > > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.

    >
    > Prove it.


    You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.

    > A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.


    Since when?


  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:31:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> >> >> Days......................: 7
    > >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> >> ================================================== =============
    > >> >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    > >> >
    > >> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    > >>
    > >> What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?

    > >
    > > Trust a loser to say that.

    >
    > Bot detected in drive B: [A]bort, [R]etry, or [P]anic?


    You are an abortion.

    > What are the "Man's Three Rules When Getting Old?"
    > Never pass a bathroom, don't waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.


    Crap.


  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >> >> >
    >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    >> >>
    >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    >> >
    >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.

    >>
    >> Prove it.

    >
    > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.


    I do neither.

    >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

    >
    > Since when?


    Ask Henry Ford.

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  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> It's quality not quantity.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.
    >> >>
    >> >> "me and Pounder" you posh git.
    >> >
    >> > If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.

    >>
    >> Ex-plane.

    >
    > A westie is a drongo who lives in Sydney's western suburbs.
    >
    >> >> >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And there's the quantity you provide.
    >> >>
    >> >> It's also quality high octane fuel.
    >> >
    >> > For that crap car of yours?

    >>
    >> I also have a 3.5 litre V8.

    >
    > That can only manage 40mph?


    The 3.5 litre V8 is a Range Rover (4x4).
    The 1.6 litre diesel is a PPeugeot 405 (saloon car).
    Both do about 100mph. The Peugeot currently does only 40mph as the bonnet flies up and smashes the windscreen at higher speeds till I get a newcatch.

    > You need a car like this -
    > http://www.hsv.com.au/index_eseries.asp


    Oooooooh!

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  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    > >> >
    > >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> Prove it.

    > >
    > > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.

    >
    > I do neither.


    Neither? You mean also, don't you?

    > >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

    > >
    > > Since when?

    >
    > Ask Henry Ford.


    He was so tired of his testicles he cut them off. His wife had no
    trouble with him after that.


  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    > >> >
    > >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> Prove it.

    > >
    > > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.

    >
    > I do neither.


    Neither? You mean also, don't you?

    > >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

    > >
    > > Since when?

    >
    > Ask Henry Ford.


    He was so tired of his testicles he cut them off. His wife had no
    trouble with him after that.


  11. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> It's quality not quantity.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> "me and Pounder" you posh git.
    > >> >
    > >> > If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.
    > >>
    > >> Ex-plane.

    > >
    > > A westie is a drongo who lives in Sydney's western suburbs.
    > >
    > >> >> >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And there's the quantity you provide.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> It's also quality high octane fuel.
    > >> >
    > >> > For that crap car of yours?
    > >>
    > >> I also have a 3.5 litre V8.

    > >
    > > That can only manage 40mph?

    >
    > The 3.5 litre V8 is a Range Rover (4x4).
    > The 1.6 litre diesel is a PPeugeot 405 (saloon car).
    > Both do about 100mph. The Peugeot currently does only 40mph as the bonnet flies up and smashes the windscreen at higher speeds till I get a new catch.


    A0L! What a luser!

    > > You need a car like this -
    > > http://www.hsv.com.au/index_eseries.asp

    >
    > Oooooooh!


    Exactly! I note that their models are all 6 litre now. They used to be
    5. Not sure why they are bringing back muscle cars with today's petrol
    prices. Obviously, revheads are dickheads.


  12. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:55:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> Prove it.
    >> >
    >> > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.

    >>
    >> I do neither.

    >
    > Neither? You mean also, don't you?


    Would it make a difference which word I used? You always get mixed up anyway.

    >> >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    >> >
    >> > Since when?

    >>
    >> Ask Henry Ford.

    >
    > He was so tired of his testicles he cut them off. His wife had no
    > trouble with him after that.


    You're making it up.

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  13. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:59:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> It's quality not quantity.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> "me and Pounder" you posh git.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.
    >> >>
    >> >> Ex-plane.
    >> >
    >> > A westie is a drongo who lives in Sydney's western suburbs.
    >> >
    >> >> >> >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > And there's the quantity you provide.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> It's also quality high octane fuel.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > For that crap car of yours?
    >> >>
    >> >> I also have a 3.5 litre V8.
    >> >
    >> > That can only manage 40mph?

    >>
    >> The 3.5 litre V8 is a Range Rover (4x4).
    >> The 1.6 litre diesel is a PPeugeot 405 (saloon car).
    >> Both do about 100mph. The Peugeot currently does only 40mph as the bonnet flies up and smashes the windscreen at higher speeds till I get a new catch.

    >
    > A0L! What a luser!


    It's not my fault the car in front of me was going too slowly.

    >> > You need a car like this -
    >> > http://www.hsv.com.au/index_eseries.asp

    >>
    >> Oooooooh!

    >
    > Exactly! I note that their models are all 6 litre now. They used to be
    > 5. Not sure why they are bringing back muscle cars with today's petrol
    > prices. Obviously, revheads are dickheads.


    If you're fairly well off, who cares about petrol prices?

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  14. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:55:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Prove it.
    > >> >
    > >> > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.
    > >>
    > >> I do neither.

    > >
    > > Neither? You mean also, don't you?

    >
    > Would it make a difference which word I used? You always get mixed up anyway.


    You mean you do, PHucker.

    > >> >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    > >> >
    > >> > Since when?
    > >>
    > >> Ask Henry Ford.

    > >
    > > He was so tired of his testicles he cut them off. His wife had no
    > > trouble with him after that.

    >
    > You're making it up.


    Prove me wrong, PHucker.

    > If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then what is the opposite of progress?


    Does that apply to prostitutes and conjugal bliss too?


  15. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:13:11 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:55:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:49:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:30:24 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Kilts are for girls.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Prove it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You wear a skirt and call it a kilt.
    >> >>
    >> >> I do neither.
    >> >
    >> > Neither? You mean also, don't you?

    >>
    >> Would it make a difference which word I used? You always get mixed up anyway.

    >
    > You mean you do, PHucker.


    There you go again.

    >> >> >> A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tyres or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Since when?
    >> >>
    >> >> Ask Henry Ford.
    >> >
    >> > He was so tired of his testicles he cut them off. His wife had no
    >> > trouble with him after that.

    >>
    >> You're making it up.

    >
    > Prove me wrong, PHucker.


    I have done. 50 times.


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