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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> > > wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >>> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >>> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >>> > > >> 19.8%
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>> >
    >>> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>> >
    >>> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >>> > > >> 10.2%
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >>> >
    >>> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >>> >
    >>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>
    >>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

    >>
    >> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >
    > Kilts are for girls.


    Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any tartans.

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  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> > > wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >>> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >>> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >>> > > >> 19.8%
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>> >
    >>> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>> >
    >>> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>> >
    >>> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >>> > > >> 10.2%
    >>> >
    >>> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >>> >
    >>> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >>> >
    >>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>
    >>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

    >>
    >> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >
    > Kilts are for girls.


    Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any tartans.

    ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?

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  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>> > > wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>>> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>>> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>>> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>>> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>>> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >>>> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>>> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>>> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>>> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>>> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>>> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>>> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>>> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>>> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>>> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>>> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >>>> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 18826.9
    >>>> > > >> 19.8%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>>> >
    >>>> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 9713.9
    >>>> > > >> 10.2%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>>
    >>>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >>>
    >>> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >>
    >> Kilts are for girls.

    >
    > Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any tartans.
    >
    > ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?


    Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.

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  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>> > > wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>>> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>>> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>>> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>>> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    >>>> > > >> Salvetti
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>>> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>>> > > >> Days......................: 7
    >>>> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>>> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>>> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>>> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>>> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>>> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>>> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>>> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>>> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>>> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>>> > > >> ================================================== =============
    >>>> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188
    >>>> > > >> 26.9
    >>>> > > >> 19.8%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>>> >
    >>>> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97
    >>>> > > >> 13.9
    >>>> > > >> 10.2%
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > > Good job, old chap.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > > ROTFPMSL!
    >>>> >
    >>>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>>
    >>>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >>>
    >>> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >>
    >> Kilts are for girls.

    >
    > Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any
    > tartans.
    >
    > ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?


    Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.

    Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they use
    Opera.

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    \|// * _/ | /\__C/
    -/_ / ,-. * _/ \ \__ ___
    _\\_ | \ * __/ \ -/ O\/'_ \
    \_ \ x | * / \____,\______\/ '
    /\_,/// > ) \_ \ # _/_\/
    / ,/ +\ / / _/ )_/ \ \ \
    \__|+ O ) \/ _/ \/ \_ \ \
    /\__D/ \ _/ ) _> ,) )
    / _ o \ _/, _/ _/ / \
    / / ,_/ __/ /_ . _/ \_ _\
    / / \ o// _/ /_\__/ \_/ \
    /__o/ \___| _/ / x( \/ '-,__
    _// \__ __/\ \ x\ |______\
    \ \> \ \ \ |
    // | \__ \ '-'
    / /
    \___(
    /_/
    / O \
    '- \__
    \_____)



  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>>>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>>>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >>>>
    >>>> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    >>>
    >>> Kilts are for girls.

    >>
    >> Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any
    >> tartans.
    >>
    >> ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?

    >
    > Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >
    > Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they use
    > Opera.


    It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a cerain "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader that's at fault.

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  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    > On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    >>>>>> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >>>>>> > Did you piss yourself again?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old
    >>>>>
    >>>>> He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.
    >>>>
    >>>> Kilts are for girls.
    >>>
    >>> Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any
    >>> tartans.
    >>>
    >>> ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?

    >>
    >> Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >>
    >> Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they use
    >> Opera.

    >
    > It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a cerain
    > "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader that's at
    > fault.


    Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat lady
    seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)



  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Kilts are for girls.
    >>>>
    >>>> Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any
    >>>> tartans.
    >>>>
    >>>> ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?
    >>>
    >>> Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >>>
    >>> Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they use
    >>> Opera.

    >>
    >> It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a cerain
    >> "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader that's at
    >> fault.

    >
    > Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat lady
    > seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)


    I've changed nothing.

    If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your end.

    If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.

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  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzdjidqr4buhsv@fx62...
    On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 16:50:08 +0100, JeanneDArc~~
    wrote:

    > On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> > wrote:

    >>
    >> > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)

    >>
    >> > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >>
    >> > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >> > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >> > >> Days......................: 7
    >> > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >> > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >> > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >> > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >> > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >> > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >> > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >> > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >> > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%

    >>
    >> > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > >> ================================================== =============
    >> > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9
    >> > >> 19.8%

    >>
    >> > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> > What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    >>
    >> You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    >>
    >> > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9
    >> > >> 10.2%

    >>
    >> > > Good job, old chap.

    >>
    >> > ROTFPMSL!

    >>
    >> Did you piss yourself again?

    >
    > Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old


    Pounder's the old one.

    Older not old.

    Mr Pounder

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  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.tzdumafe4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:41:19 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>> newsp.tzdjinjn4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Kilts are for girls.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Stop posting after the sig, it gets snipped. And I don't wear any
    >>>>> tartans.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> ANSWER: Well I would but your lickle arrows aren't showing, see?
    >>>>
    >>>> Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >>>>
    >>>> Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they
    >>>> use
    >>>> Opera.
    >>>
    >>> It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a
    >>> cerain
    >>> "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader that's
    >>> at
    >>> fault.

    >>
    >> Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat
    >> lady
    >> seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)

    >
    > I've changed nothing.
    >
    > If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your end.
    >
    > If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.


    Are my arrows okay?

    Mr Pounder
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    > After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to
    > walk out the next time he started.
    > The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and
    > said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of
    > whores in India?"
    > With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
    > "Wait ladies!" cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave until
    > tomorrow!"




  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:15:55 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they
    >>>>> use
    >>>>> Opera.
    >>>>
    >>>> It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a
    >>>> cerain
    >>>> "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader that's
    >>>> at
    >>>> fault.
    >>>
    >>> Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat
    >>> lady
    >>> seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)

    >>
    >> I've changed nothing.
    >>
    >> If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your end.
    >>
    >> If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.

    >
    > Are my arrows okay?


    Yes, since you got the new computer. But then you don't use outhouse distress anymore do you?


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  11. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzfcres54buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:15:55 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:48:30 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>> newsp.tzdvvxdz4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>> On Fri, 28 Sep 2007 22:21:10 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Mine puts arrows on when I reply. It's yours that's broke.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Well, so does mine for all other posters, but then I don't think they
    >>>>>> use
    >>>>>> Opera.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> It's text for goodness sake. If your newsreader can't cope with a
    >>>>> cerain
    >>>>> "flavour" of text (like that exists), then it's your nbewsreader
    >>>>> that's
    >>>>> at
    >>>>> fault.
    >>>>
    >>>> Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat
    >>>> lady
    >>>> seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)
    >>>
    >>> I've changed nothing.
    >>>
    >>> If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your
    >>> end.
    >>>
    >>> If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.

    >>
    >> Are my arrows okay?

    >
    > Yes, since you got the new computer. But then you don't use outhouse
    > distress anymore do you?


    Still with OE. It works fine for me.
    Sprayed the garden fence green today, one Spider was not quite quick enough.

    Mr Pounder
    >
    >
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    >
    > How do shepherds practice safe sex?
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  12. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 20:38:06 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.ty4c64gh4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>>>
    >>>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>>>
    >>>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >>>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    >>>> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    >>>> Days......................: 7
    >>>> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    >>>> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    >>>> Total Volume..............: 4396
    >>>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>>> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    >>>> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    >>>> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    >>>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    >>>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    >>>> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    >>>>
    >>>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>>> ================================================== =============
    >>>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    >>>
    >>> Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.

    >>
    >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    >>
    >>>> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%
    >>>
    >>> Good job, old chap.

    >>
    >> ROTFPMSL!
    >>
    >> Warned you about that before.

    >
    > About what?
    >
    > Rolling on the floor & not watching your rear.


    I don't know about you, but I piss from the front.

    >>>> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9..7%
    >>>> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%

    >>
    >>
    >> Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?

    >
    > I don't want ****ot**** hear about your number twos.


    CHILD!

    >> Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.

    >
    > It's quality not quantity.
    >
    > Yes, quality indeed.
    > HA!


    My quiality as vastly superior to yours.

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  13. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:18:14 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tzfcres54buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:15:55 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your fat
    >>>>> lady
    >>>>> seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)
    >>>>
    >>>> I've changed nothing.
    >>>>
    >>>> If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your
    >>>> end.
    >>>>
    >>>> If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.
    >>>
    >>> Are my arrows okay?

    >>
    >> Yes, since you got the new computer. But then you don't use outhouse
    >> distress anymore do you?

    >
    > Still with OE. It works fine for me.


    Maybe a newer version. But then again, I notice you haven't arrowed some other people's posts.

    I thought you changed to Outlook - or did you find it ****e?

    > Sprayed the garden fence green today,


    I thought you told me about that two weeks ago.

    > one Spider was not quite quick enough.


    By coincidence I sliced several spiders with my hedge trimmer today.


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  14. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzfic8cw4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:18:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzfcres54buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:15:55 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:36:37 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>> newsp.tze3fzk44buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Well actually, Opera is singing where I come from, not text. (Your
    >>>>>> fat
    >>>>>> lady
    >>>>>> seems to be working again 'cos your arrows got put in that time.)
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I've changed nothing.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> If you've changed something, that points to the problem being at your
    >>>>> end.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> If you've also changed nothing, then **** knows what's happening.
    >>>>
    >>>> Are my arrows okay?
    >>>
    >>> Yes, since you got the new computer. But then you don't use outhouse
    >>> distress anymore do you?

    >>
    >> Still with OE. It works fine for me.

    >
    > Maybe a newer version. But then again, I notice you haven't arrowed some
    > other people's posts.


    Arrows go up, arrows go down. Ask the Indians.
    >
    > I thought you changed to Outlook - or did you find it ****e?


    I have used Outlook in the past & did not like it.
    My new computer came with Outlook as default. Being a computer person I
    reverted back to OE6. I think it is 6 anyway.
    >
    >> Sprayed the garden fence green today,

    >
    > I thought you told me about that two weeks ago.


    This was the front panels.
    >
    >> one Spider was not quite quick enough.

    >
    > By coincidence I sliced several spiders with my hedge trimmer today.


    Spiders live in hedges. Get a fence and spray it green with one of those
    spray things from B+Q.

    Mr Pounder
    >
    >
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    > the national grid?
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    >
    > They have Mother's day for Mother's and Father's day for Father's -- so
    > what do they have for Single Men?
    > Palm Sunday




  15. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> > newsp.ty2dfdpe4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> > wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >>> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >>> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >>> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >>> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> >>> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> >>> Days......................: 7
    > >> >>> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> >>> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> >>> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> >>> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >>> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> >>> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> >>> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> >>> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> >>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> >>> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >>> ================================================== =============
    > >> >>> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    > >> >
    > >> > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    > >> >
    > >> >>> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Good job, old chap.
    > >> >
    > >> > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >
    > >> > Warned you about that before.
    > >>
    > >> About what?

    > >
    > > About you pissing yourself, PHucker.

    >
    > It's a figure of speach.


    Figures.

    > >> >>> 3. anonym...........................................: 92 13.1 9.7%
    > >> >>> 4. Peter Hucker......................................: 82 11.7 8.6%
    > >> >
    > >> >
    > >> > Number 2 is not bad for an old man is it?
    > >>
    > >> I don't want ot hear about your number twos.

    > >
    > > Why? You'd rather we heard about yours? I think not.

    >
    > Invalid asssumption.


    Yes, we already know you have.

    > >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    > >>
    > >> It's quality not quantity.

    > >
    > > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.

    >
    > "me and Pounder" you posh git.


    If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.

    > >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.

    > >
    > > And there's the quantity you provide.

    >
    > It's also quality high octane fuel.


    For that crap car of yours?


  16. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:11:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > JeanneDArc~~ wrote:
    > >> On 23 Sep, 02:54, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> > > On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> > > > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> > > >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> > > >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >
    > >> > > >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> > > >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> > > >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >
    > >> > > >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> > > >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> > > >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> > > >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> > > >> Days......................: 7
    > >> > > >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> > > >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> > > >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> > > >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> > > >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> > > >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> > > >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> > > >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> > > >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> > > >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >> >
    > >> > > >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> > > >> ================================================== =============
    > >> > > >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    > >> >
    > >> > > > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    > >> >
    > >> > > What makes you think I want to post more than you?
    > >> >
    > >> > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.
    > >> >
    > >> > > >> 2. Mr Pounder........................................: 97 13.9 10.2%
    > >> >
    > >> > > > Good job, old chap.
    > >> >
    > >> > > ROTFPMSL!
    > >> >
    > >> > Did you piss yourself again?
    > >>
    > >> Is he the dipar.boy. I mean since he is sooo old

    > >
    > > He may well be. You'd need to check under his kilt.

    >
    > Kilts are for girls.


    Well, you are a girly man, PHucker.


  17. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:42:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 14 Sep 2007 23:03:04 GMT
    > >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:16:36 GMT
    > >> >> Days......................: 7
    > >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 948
    > >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 4502297
    > >> >> Total Volume..............: 4396
    > >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> Characters Per Day........: 643185.3
    > >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 628 kB
    > >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 96
    > >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 18.35%
    > >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 48.85%
    > >> >> Original Content Rating...: 11.09%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> ================================================== =============
    > >> >> 1. Michael Baldwin...................................: 188 26.9 19.8%
    > >> >
    > >> > Ka-ching! Number 1 again! Read 'em and weap, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> What makes you think I want to post more than you?

    > >
    > > You don't. Which will always make you a luser.

    >
    > What makes you think posting more makes you a winner?


    Trust a loser to say that.


  18. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tzg7ftlb4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sun, 30 Sep 2007 16:10:40 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tzfic8cw4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 18:18:14 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.tzfcres54buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Sat, 29 Sep 2007 17:15:55 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>> newsp.tze4i7lh4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Are my arrows okay?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Yes, since you got the new computer. But then you don't use outhouse
    >>>>> distress anymore do you?
    >>>>
    >>>> Still with OE. It works fine for me.
    >>>
    >>> Maybe a newer version. But then again, I notice you haven't arrowed
    >>> some
    >>> other people's posts.

    >>
    >> Arrows go up, arrows go down. Ask the Indians.
    >>>
    >>> I thought you changed to Outlook - or did you find it ****e?

    >>
    >> I have used Outlook in the past & did not like it.
    >> My new computer came with Outlook as default. Being a computer person I
    >> reverted back to OE6. I think it is 6 anyway.
    >>>
    >>>> Sprayed the garden fence green today,
    >>>
    >>> I thought you told me about that two weeks ago.

    >>
    >> This was the front panels.
    >>>
    >>>> one Spider was not quite quick enough.
    >>>
    >>> By coincidence I sliced several spiders with my hedge trimmer today.

    >>
    >> Spiders live in hedges. Get a fence and spray it green with one of those
    >> spray things from B+Q.

    >
    > Fences are artificial.


    How can wood be artificial?

    Mr Pounder
    >
    >
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  19. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:22:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:14:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:53:45 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Once more I have easily thrashed Mr Hucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> It's quality not quantity.
    >> >
    >> > Yes, and Pounder and I provide that quality.

    >>
    >> "me and Pounder" you posh git.

    >
    > If you lived in Australia, I'd call you a westie.


    Ex-plane.

    >> >> Farting ferociously into the face of fortune since 1975.
    >> >
    >> > And there's the quantity you provide.

    >>
    >> It's also quality high octane fuel.

    >
    > For that crap car of yours?


    I also have a 3.5 litre V8.

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    Little Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

    The teacher had enough. She took Little Johnny to the principal's office. While Little Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Little Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
    Little Johnny: "9"

    Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
    Little Johnny: "36"

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Little Johnny can go to the third-grade."
    The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Little Johnny both agree.

    Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
    Little Johnny: "Legs"

    Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
    Little Johnny: "Pockets"

    Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
    Little Johnny: "Pants"

    Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
    (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
    Little Johnny: "Coconut"

    Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
    Little Johnny: "Bubblegum"

    Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
    Little Johnny: "Shake hands"

    Teacher: "Now I will ask some '"Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"
    Little Johnny: "Yup"

    Teacher: "You blow me, you feel good"
    Little Johnny: "Nose"

    Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver"
    Little Johnny: "Arrow"

    Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
    Little Johnny: "Firetruck"

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put his ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

  20. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 21 Sep 2007.

    On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:14:54 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1191590558.335842.40910@g4g2000hsf.googlegrou ps.com...
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> news:1191378284.327994.52880@57g2000hsv.googlegrou ps.com...
    >>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> >> news:1190940588.461278.186350@n39g2000hsh.googlegr oups.com...
    >>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> >> >> Sorry Bruce, I just do not have the time to post here at the
    >>> >> >> moment.
    >>> >> >> I will get back to you.
    >>> >> >> Trust me.
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> > OK.
    >>> >>
    >>> >> I'm back.
    >>> >
    >>> > What about your back?
    >>>
    >>> I have one.

    >>
    >> And I bet you're glad its back.

    >
    > I have always been a rear man.


    Pardon???

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