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  1. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:49:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> news:1190553296.167121.45840@22g2000hsm.googlegrou ps.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190372192.677935.61080@i38g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190185316.944856.193550@t8g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Waffle!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Waffle = AOL, FFS.
    > >> >
    > >> > Bot.
    > >>
    > >> Ex-plane!

    > >
    > > No, you mean deplane.

    >
    > What?


    You know. Fantasy Island. Deplane, boss, deplane.

    > >> >> >> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Works quite well.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Web based email is awful.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Beats getting viruses.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > OK, PT.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> PT?
    > >> >
    > >> > PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum
    > >>
    > >> And that has what to do with me?

    > >
    > > You're a sucker, PHucker.

    >
    > For what?


    Everything.

    > >> >> >> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Who needs it with webmail?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Is that right?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Ayeeeeeee!
    > >> >
    > >> > Idiot!
    > >>
    > >> What now?

    > >
    > > Dunno. What do you suggest?

    >
    > An explanation.


    Not a deplanation?

    > A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
    > I went over. Nobody was home.


    Happens to you a lot, huh?


  2. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:24:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:25:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:18:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Hedges belong on council estates.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> No crappy fences do. Hedges are what they have in private estates.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Are you a hedge hog?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> No, I grow my own.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > What? Parrots?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> No, hedges. Do keep up.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Benson and Hedges?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> That explains your twisted mind.
    > >> >
    > >> > I drive a Mercedes Benz.
    > >>
    > >> Bull****.

    > >
    > > Careful you don't tread in it.

    >
    > Unpossible, you leve so much around there are no blank spaces left.


    **** happens.

    > >> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And a filter.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
    > >> >
    > >> > No, that would be gas then.
    > >>
    > >> A gaseous filter?

    > >
    > > Never heard of that before.

    >
    > Neither have I.


    Then why did you suggest it?

    > >> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.
    > >> >
    > >> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
    > >>
    > >> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.

    > >
    > > Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

    >
    > I've never blown one wheelspinning either. I've blown one overtaking on a pavement, I've blown one tearing round the French Alps, and I've blown one driving at 90mph.


    You fool!

    > A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
    > "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
    > "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa tospella Mississippi."


    Sure, as if anyone would believe that!


  3. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:29:01 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:44:44 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:28:56 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:13:54 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:12:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:40:37 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
    >> >> >> >> >> > people eat to be disgusting.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I find fat people disgusting.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Well, who doesn't?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Fat people.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes, I find them disgusting.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Engrish plobrems again.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I am not Japanese.
    >> >>
    >> >> Then why do you post through Japan? Don't they have the internet in Australia yet?
    >> >
    >> > Why do you keep harping on about Japan? It has nothing to do with me.

    >>
    >> NNTP-Posting-Host: 202.147.46.115
    >>
    >> inetnum: 202.147.0.0 - 202.147.63.255
    >> netname: ANC-NETBLK02
    >> descr: Asia Netcom Corporation
    >> descr: Internet Service Provider
    >> country: AP
    >> admin-c: AN155-AP
    >> tech-c: AN155-AP
    >> tech-c: AN155-AP
    >> status: ALLOCATED PORTABLE
    >> mnt-by: APNIC-HM
    >> mnt-lower: MAINT-AP-ANC
    >> remarks: ----------------------------------------------------
    >> remarks: This object can only be modified by APNIC hostmaster
    >> remarks: If you wish to modify this object details please
    >> remarks: send email to hostmaster@apnic.net with your organisation
    >> remarks: account name in the subject line.
    >> remarks: For use in Asia Regional IP hub for global IP network
    >> remarks: For SPAM/ABUSE Issue: abuse@asianetcom.net
    >> remarks: For Network Related Issue: ip-noc@asianetcom.net
    >> remarks: ----------------------------------------------------
    >> notify: ip-noc@asianetcom.net
    >> changed: hm-changed@apnic.net 20070817
    >> source: APNIC
    >> person: Asia Netcom NIC Handler
    >> nic-hdl: AN155-AP
    >> e-mail: apnic@asianetcom.net
    >>
    >>
    >> ***** address: 10F Shirokane-Takanawa Stn Bldg <------------------------
    >> This doesn't look Australian. Why are you pretending to be an Aussie?

    >
    > Hay! Don't look at me. That's just the proxy server.


    Oh, hiding are we?

    >> address: 1-27-6 Shirokane, Minato-ku
    >> phone: +81-3-6408-3600
    >> fax-no: +81-3-6408-3611
    >> country: JP
    >> remarks: For SPAM/ABUSE Issue: abuse@asianetcom.net
    >> remarks: For Network Related Issue: ip-noc@asianetcom.net
    >> changed: apnic@asianetcom.net 20070810
    >> mnt-by: MAINT-AP-ANC
    >> source: APNIC
    >>
    >> >> >> Join the Navy and feel a man!
    >> >> >
    >> >> > So how long were you in?
    >> >>
    >> >> It was a copy and paste you git.
    >> >
    >> > Is that how you feel a man?

    >>
    >> The mind boggles.

    >
    > Do you play that while feeling men?


    Boggling the mind? With a liquidiser? Kenny Everett did a sketch about that.

    >> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
    >> >
    >> > How often do you cross that line?

    >>
    >> I don't do either.

    >
    > Oh? So you don't need to look like an idiot?


    Noone needs to look like an idiot.

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    A Scotsman and a Jew went to a restaurant.
    After a hearty meal, the waitress came by with the inevitable check.
    To the amazement of all, the Scotsman was heard to say, "I'll pay it!"
    The next morning's newspaper carried the news item: "JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST FOUND MURDERED IN ALLEY".

  4. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:30:41 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:45:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:30:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:15:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:13:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> news:1190372119.960860.45900@k35g2000prh.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190185444.142920.315870@q3g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I do more than that, but I now feel very important indeed.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> I was once called an Inspector!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> It is essential to look important.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Why? To compensate for your inadequacies?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> To impress people such as yourself.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Unlikely. I am not easily impressed. And you impotence doesn't impress
    >> >> >> >> >> > me at all.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Since when have I attempted to impress you with my importance?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Never. Because you never can.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Can't you tell the difference between attempted and can?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes. Can you?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You didn't above.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And you can?
    >> >>
    >> >> Yes.
    >> >
    >> > Yes what?

    >>
    >> I can.

    >
    > What do you can? Parrots?


    Methane.

    >> >> >> >> Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo.
    >> >> >> >> Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Lame.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Shurrup you sirry Jap.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Nani o itte, omae?
    >> >>
    >> >> And you say you're not Japanese.
    >> >
    >> > Just because I can speak it doesn't mean that I am.

    >>
    >> Noone would learn it on stoat.

    >
    > I don't need a stoat to learn. Nor a grebe, for that matter.


    How about a lesser spotted peregrine falcon?

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  5. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:32:22 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:47:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:03:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:28:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:27:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> What is the punishment for bigamy?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Two mother-in-laws.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > That should make me feel sorry for mooslimes (but it doesn't).
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I'm not surprised.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > No, why would you be?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I can think of no reason. Unless you put a drawing pin on my chair.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Does that make you think?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Eye Dow tit.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Thought so!
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
    >> >> >> They both make you wait an hour for a five-minute ride.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > That's very true. I saw lots of this at DisneyWorld -
    >> >> > http://www.thepollspace.com/polls.php?pollid=1722
    >> >>
    >> >> URGH!
    >> >
    >> > Is that a grunt of approval?

    >>
    >> **** no!

    >
    > I guess not then.
    >
    >> >> > Not sure about Viagra yet.
    >> >>
    >> >> Viagra?
    >> >
    >> > Hay, you raised it. See above.

    >>
    >> My taglines program raised it. Nothing to do with me.

    >
    > Sure. You posted it.


    No I didn't. Theyre added automatically at random from a list of a thousand or so.

    >> >> I think car alarms should be set of explode after two minutes.
    >> >> That way, we either take out a car thief, or deprive a noise-polluting jerk of his wheels.
    >> >
    >> > That's a brilliant idea!

    >>
    >> Now, what about that ****ing burglar alarm two doors down? I've tried phoning the police and pretending there's actually a robbery in progress, I've tried banging loudly on the window (I know the owners are in), but still the stupid thing keeps going off.

    >
    > Damn annoying, aren't they?


    And pointless. Nobody actually thinks there is a burglar when one goes off, they just swear at the owner.

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    A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She wanted to know if the photographer could remove the hat from the picture.
    He convinced her he could easily do that, and asked her what side of hishead her husband parted his hair on.
    "I forgot," she said. "But you can see that for yourself when you take off his hat."

  6. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:34:23 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:49:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:56:32 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 14:32:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:18:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:33:25 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190553296.167121.45840@22g2000hsm.googlegrou ps.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190372192.677935.61080@i38g2000prf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1190185316.944856.193550@t8g2000prg.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > OIC. You are selfish and unwilling to share.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> He never gives me credit for my magnificent links.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What magnificent links might those be?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ask Mr Hucker or send your email addy.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Tip! You can have many email addresses.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > I do butt I get nothing butt spam. Hence I do not read them.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Ever considered a spam filter?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > A SPAM filter? There'd be nothing left!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Waffle!
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes, please. I like mine with ice cream and maple syrup.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Waffle = AOL, FFS.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Bot.
    >> >>
    >> >> Ex-plane!
    >> >
    >> > No, you mean deplane.

    >>
    >> What?

    >
    > You know. Fantasy Island. Deplane, boss, deplane.


    Degamma.

    >> >> >> >> >> >> http://www.mailwasher.net/
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Works quite well.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Thanks, but no. I only use web-based email. No viruses that way.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Web based email is awful.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Beats getting viruses.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Maybe you should try not being such a one born every minute.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > OK, PT.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> PT?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > PT Barnum. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._T._Barnum
    >> >>
    >> >> And that has what to do with me?
    >> >
    >> > You're a sucker, PHucker.

    >>
    >> For what?

    >
    > Everything.


    Name 56.

    >> >> >> >> >> Ever considered a virus checker?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Who needs it with webmail?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> HTML is the most insecure part of the internet.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Is that right?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Ayeeeeeee!
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Idiot!
    >> >>
    >> >> What now?
    >> >
    >> > Dunno. What do you suggest?

    >>
    >> An explanation.

    >
    > Not a deplanation?


    You just made that word up.

    >> A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."
    >> I went over. Nobody was home.

    >
    > Happens to you a lot, huh?


    Nine.

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  7. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:42:44 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2007 02:51:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:53:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:32:27 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > And a filter.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Hitler oughta do the trick.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > No, that would be gas then.
    >> >>
    >> >> A gaseous filter?
    >> >
    >> > Never heard of that before.

    >>
    >> Neither have I.

    >
    > Then why did you suggest it?


    I mentioned a filter, you mentioned gas.

    >> >> >> The reason people sweat is so that they won't catch fire when having sex.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Its dangerous to burn rubber.
    >> >>
    >> >> I've never caused an accident while wheelspinning.
    >> >
    >> > Chucking wheelies is the perfect way to blow a tyre.

    >>
    >> I've never blown one wheelspinning either. I've blown one overtaking on a pavement, I've blown one tearing round the French Alps, and I've blown one driving at 90mph.

    >
    > You fool!


    Why? Tyres are meant to be blown, or they'd be made solid.

    >> A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
    >> "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
    >> "Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa tospella Mississippi."

    >
    > Sure, as if anyone would believe that!


    Italians aren't the brightest.

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