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  1. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >
    > Try this:
    > http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
    >
    > Pure brilliance.
    >
    >
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>> experiment.
    >>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    >> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >> it?

    >
    > ffs.
    >>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>> Right! That's fine by me!

    >> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >> garage for starters.

    >
    > What comes after starters?
    >
    > Mr Pounder
    >
    >
    >


    Beware of the chub-chub tree.


  2. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Holly" wrote in message
    > news:x_adnfCBvt42tnDbnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>> it?
    >>>
    >>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>> garage for starters.
    >>>

    >> You have a plan then?

    >
    > Hallo Holly.
    >
    > Mr Pounder
    >
    >

    Yup.

  3. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Holly" wrote in message
    news:v5adnZrNhLP5oXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Holly" wrote in message
    >> news:x_adnfCBvt42tnDbnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>>> it?
    >>>>
    >>>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>>> garage for starters.
    >>>>
    >>> You have a plan then?

    >>
    >> Hallo Holly.
    >>
    >> Mr Pounder

    > Yup.


    You are supposed to say Hallo Mr Pounder.

    Mr Pounder



  4. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Holly" wrote in message
    news:v5adnZvNhLPboXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >>
    >> Try this:
    >> http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
    >>
    >> Pure brilliance.
    >>
    >>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>> it?

    >>
    >> ffs.
    >>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>> garage for starters.

    >>
    >> What comes after starters?
    >>
    >> Mr Pounder


    >
    > Beware of the chub-chub tree.



    Surely not?
    http://www.chubb.co.uk/utcfs/Templat...Id=403,00.html

    Mr Pounder


    >




  5. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Holly" wrote in message
    > news:v5adnZvNhLPboXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>> Try this:
    >>> http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
    >>>
    >>> Pure brilliance.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>>> it?
    >>> ffs.
    >>>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>>> garage for starters.
    >>> What comes after starters?
    >>>
    >>> Mr Pounder

    >
    >> Beware of the chub-chub tree.

    >
    >
    > Surely not?


    Jubjub tree ... okay? And now that I see this is a possible
    "Mr. Pounder needs help" scenario, you better be prepared fer his
    bandersnatch too.




  6. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Holly" wrote in message
    > news:v5adnZrNhLP5oXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Holly" wrote in message
    >>> news:x_adnfCBvt42tnDbnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>>>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>>>> it?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>>>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>>>> garage for starters.
    >>>>>
    >>>> You have a plan then?
    >>> Hallo Holly.
    >>>
    >>> Mr Pounder

    >> Yup.

    >
    > You are supposed to say Hallo Mr Pounder.


    Sure.

  7. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >>>> >> >
    >>>> >> > Why?
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >>>> >> never
    >>>> >> gives up.
    >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
    >>>> >> pets.
    >>>> >> Because I respect him.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    >>>>
    >>>> Define "kook".
    >>>
    >>> Don't mention it.
    >>>
    >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
    >>>> you
    >>>> or I.
    >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
    >>>
    >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

    >>
    >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

    >
    > Fight!


    Select weapon!

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    5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
    6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
    7.You offer to give someon! e the shirt off your back and they don't want it
    8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
    9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
    10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
    11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
    12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
    13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
    14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
    15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
    16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
    17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
    18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
    19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.
    20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
    21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
    22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
    23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
    24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
    25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
    26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
    27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
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  8. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Holly" wrote in message
    news:RO2dnYMJyZd4xnDbnZ2dnUVZ_rPinZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Holly" wrote in message
    >> news:v5adnZrNhLP5oXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Holly" wrote in message
    >>>> news:x_adnfCBvt42tnDbnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing
    >>>>>>>>>> you
    >>>>>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>>>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>>>>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>>>>> it?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>>>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>>>>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>>>>> garage for starters.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> You have a plan then?
    >>>> Hallo Holly.
    >>>>
    >>>> Mr Pounder
    >>> Yup.

    >>
    >> You are supposed to say Hallo Mr Pounder.

    >
    > Sure.


    Try it. It will not hurt.

    Mr Pounder



  9. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Holly" wrote in message
    news:RO2dnYAJyZdMxnDbnZ2dnUVZ_rPinZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Holly" wrote in message
    >> news:v5adnZvNhLPboXDbnZ2dnUVZ_r7inZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>> Try this:
    >>>> http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
    >>>>
    >>>> Pure brilliance.
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing
    >>>>>>>>> you
    >>>>>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>>>>> experiment.
    >>>>>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>>>>> If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >>>>> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >>>>> it?
    >>>> ffs.
    >>>>>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>>>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>>>>> Right! That's fine by me!
    >>>>> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >>>>> garage for starters.
    >>>> What comes after starters?
    >>>>
    >>>> Mr Pounder

    >>
    >>> Beware of the chub-chub tree.

    >>
    >>
    >> Surely not?

    >
    > Jubjub tree ... okay? And now that I see this is a possible
    > "Mr. Pounder needs help" scenario, you better be prepared fer his
    > bandersnatch too.
    >
    >


    Snip noted.
    Oh dear.
    Are you blond?

    Mr Pounder
    >




  10. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tyq90afg4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >>>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >>>>> >> >
    >>>>> >> > Why?
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >>>>> >> never
    >>>>> >> gives up.
    >>>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
    >>>>> >> pets.
    >>>>> >> Because I respect him.
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Define "kook".
    >>>>
    >>>> Don't mention it.
    >>>>
    >>>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer
    >>>>> than
    >>>>> you
    >>>>> or I.
    >>>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
    >>>>
    >>>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    >>>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
    >>>
    >>> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

    >>
    >> Fight!

    >
    > Select weapon!


    Words Sir, Words.

    Mr Pounder
    >
    > --
    > This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs
    > the national grid?
    > http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
    > http://www.petersphotos.com
    >
    > You know you're a redneck when......
    > 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
    > 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
    > 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
    > 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
    > 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
    > 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
    > 7.You offer to give someon! e the shirt off your back and they don't want
    > it
    > 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
    > 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
    > 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
    > 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
    > 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
    > 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
    > 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
    > 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
    > 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
    > 17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
    > 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
    > 19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.
    > 20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
    > 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made
    > it.
    > 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
    > 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on
    > the side.
    > 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
    > 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
    > 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
    > 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of
    > improvements.
    > 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
    > 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
    > 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.




  11. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Holly wrote:
    > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    > >>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    > >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    > >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    > >>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    > >>>>>>>>>>> the
    > >>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    > >>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    > >>>>>>>>> tasty,
    > >>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    > >>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    > >>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    > >>>>>> No.
    > >>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    > >>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    > >>>>> can do to stop me!
    > >>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    > >>>> experiment.
    > >>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    > >> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    > >
    > > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    > > it?
    > >
    > >>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    > >>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    > >> Right! That's fine by me!

    > >
    > > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    > > garage for starters.

    >
    > You have a plan then?


    Of my garage? You'll have to ask my architect.


  12. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder"
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> proof
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
    > >> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >
    > Try this:
    > http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/
    >
    > Pure brilliance.


    A tad old now though.

    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
    > >> >> >> >> >> > the
    > >> >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    > >> >> >> >> > tasty,
    > >> >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> No.
    > >> >> >> Honestly it's okay.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    > >> >> > can do to stop me!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    > >> >> experiment.
    > >> >
    > >> > Why? What's wrong with it?
    > >>
    > >> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    > >
    > > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possibly be wrong with
    > > it?

    >
    > ffs.


    Who is Frank Foster-Smith?

    > >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    > >> >
    > >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    > >>
    > >> Right! That's fine by me!

    > >
    > > I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    > > garage for starters.

    >
    > What comes after starters?


    Mains usually.


  13. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189929635.483749.51220@g4g2000hsf.googlegrou ps.com...
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

    >
    > Curses, you beat me to it.
    > It was my link anyway, not yours!


    What you mean "your link", white man?

    > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >
    > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >>
    > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the
    > >> internet.

    > >
    > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.



  14. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >
    > > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > > newsp.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
    > >> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    > >>>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >>>> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > >>>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    > >>>> >> >
    > >>>> >> > Why?
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    > >>>> >> never
    > >>>> >> gives up.
    > >>>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
    > >>>> >> pets.
    > >>>> >> Because I respect him.
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Define "kook".
    > >>>
    > >>> Don't mention it.
    > >>>
    > >>>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
    > >>>> you
    > >>>> or I.
    > >>>> He will still be here when you are gone.
    > >>>
    > >>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    > >>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
    > >>
    > >> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

    > >
    > > Fight!

    >
    > Select weapon!


    Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


  15. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:17:46 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tyq92tln4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:27:24 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.typga8zr4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:11 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >>>>> never
    >>>>> gives up.
    >>>>
    >>>> I thought those were things that irrtated you.
    >>>
    >>> Not at all.
    >>> Think again.

    >>
    >> You are always complaining whenever I say something radical.

    >
    > I do not complain, I post a comment.


    You disagree with it.

    >>>>> Because he works hard for a living,
    >>>>
    >>>> Unlike you who con people out of new fire extinguishers and get paid
    >>>> more
    >>>> than the ****ing prime minister.
    >>>
    >>> Football players & Terry Wogan get paid more than the Prime Minister.

    >>
    >> You're not counting the backhander quangos.
    >>
    >>> I am paid for my worth.

    >>
    >> You are an unskilled labourer.

    >
    > Sometimes I wish I was.


    You once told me that "anyone can do it", when telling me I should be doing a job like yours.

    >>> I con nobody.

    >>
    >> All safety officers con people.

    >
    > I am not a safety officer.


    You replace faulty fire extinguishers, this is a safety officer.

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    "How often a week do you sleep with your wife?" asked the inquirer.
    "Three times," Preet said without hesitation.
    "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing.
    "That makes sense," he said, "after all, she's MY wife."

  16. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >> >>
    >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >
    >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >>
    >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

    >
    > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.


    And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?

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    15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
    1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
    2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
    3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
    4. Line the toilet seat with toilet* paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
    5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
    6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
    7. Release solids, but strain to avoid* making any sounds.
    8. Rise and quickly flush before direct* eye-contact is* made with any faeces.
    9. Take a length of toilet paper and* fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
    10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
    11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
    12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
    13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
    14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
    15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.

  17. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:13:35 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tyq90afg4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 15:21:31 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Don't mention it.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    >>>>> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.
    >>>>
    >>>> 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.
    >>>
    >>> Fight!

    >>
    >> Select weapon!

    >
    > Words Sir, Words.


    Missiles are more fun.

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  18. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >> >>
    >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
    >> >
    >> > I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >> > garage for starters.

    >>
    >> What comes after starters?

    >
    > Mains usually.


    It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.

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  19. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:00:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >
    > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >>
    > >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

    > >
    > > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.

    >
    > And just what is this concept we are ****ing up?


    Who said anything about ****ing?

    > 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman:
    > 1. Under no circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach pain may be caused whilst waiting to get home.
    > 2. With the toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the pan by your boyfriend / husband. Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
    > 3. Flush the toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
    > 4. Line the toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet since it was last bleached).
    > 5. Stuff toilet paper inside the pan to prevent splash-back.
    > 6. Pull panties down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
    > 7. Release solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
    > 8. Rise and quickly flush before direct eye-contact is made with any faeces.
    > 9. Take a length of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
    > 10. Wipe once and throw paper into the pan. Do not look at the paper.
    > 11. Repeat steps 9 and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do this while he is trying to watch sport.
    > 12. Flush the toilet and replace the lid.
    > 13. Wash hands at least three times with disinfectant soap.
    > 14. Open all windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
    > 15. Pick up all reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom, closing the door firmly behind you.


    Do fat bitches do it any different?


  20. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:39:23 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Right! That's fine by me!
    > >> >
    > >> > I couldn't possibly take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    > >> > garage for starters.
    > >>
    > >> What comes after starters?

    > >
    > > Mains usually.

    >
    > It is not advisable to plug yourself into the mains while eating, it can cause indigestion.


    I find that revelation to be quite shocking. I also find what fat
    people eat to be disgusting.


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