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  1. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> > message
    >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    >> >> >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard
    >> >> >> >> >> to
    >> >> >> >> >> hell
    >> >> >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >> >>
    >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >
    >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > What?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> HTH
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> So did I.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    >> >>
    >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >> >
    >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
    >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.

    >>
    >> Yes, I'm sure they have.

    >
    > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.


    No.
    Honestly it's okay.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  2. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
    >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
    >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
    >> >> >> >> >> Share
    >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
    >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
    >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
    >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
    >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
    >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
    >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Wood eye?
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    >> >> >
    >> >> > FILTH!
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will
    >> >> >> be
    >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in
    >> >> >> the
    >> >> >> immediate family (with
    >> >> >> a note from that member).
    >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
    >> >> >> exhaustion,
    >> >> >> sir?"
    >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
    >> >> >> your
    >> >> >> other hand."
    >> >> >
    >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    >> >>
    >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >> >
    >> > Why?

    >>
    >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    >> gives up.
    >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    >> Because I respect him.

    >
    > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.


    Define "kook".
    Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
    or I.
    He will still be here when you are gone.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  3. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
    > >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    > >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    > >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    > >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    > >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    > >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    > >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    > >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    > >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    > >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    > >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
    > >> >> >> >> >> Share
    > >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    > >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
    > >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
    > >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    > >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
    > >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
    > >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
    > >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
    > >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Wood eye?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > FILTH!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    > >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will
    > >> >> >> be
    > >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in
    > >> >> >> the
    > >> >> >> immediate family (with
    > >> >> >> a note from that member).
    > >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
    > >> >> >> exhaustion,
    > >> >> >> sir?"
    > >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    > >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
    > >> >> >> your
    > >> >> >> other hand."
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    > >> >
    > >> > Why?
    > >>
    > >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    > >> gives up.
    > >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    > >> Because I respect him.

    > >
    > > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

    >
    > Define "kook".


    Don't mention it.

    > Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
    > or I.
    > He will still be here when you are gone.


    Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.


  4. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> > message
    > >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    > >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    > >> >> >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard
    > >> >> >> >> >> to
    > >> >> >> >> >> hell
    > >> >> >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >
    > >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > What?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> HTH
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> So did I.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    > >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    > >> >
    > >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
    > >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    > >>
    > >> Yes, I'm sure they have.

    > >
    > > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.

    >
    > No.
    > Honestly it's okay.


    Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    can do to stop me!


  5. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> So did I.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik,
    >> >> >> > the
    >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >> >> > tasty,
    >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >> >>
    >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >> >
    >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.

    >>
    >> No.
    >> Honestly it's okay.

    >
    > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    > can do to stop me!


    If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    experiment.
    Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

    Mr Pounder




    >




  6. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189563349.569220.125280@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
    >> >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Share
    >> >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ :
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 592
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 426
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 418
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
    >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Wood eye?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > FILTH!
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    >> >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses
    >> >> >> >> will
    >> >> >> >> be
    >> >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death
    >> >> >> >> in
    >> >> >> >> the
    >> >> >> >> immediate family (with
    >> >> >> >> a note from that member).
    >> >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
    >> >> >> >> exhaustion,
    >> >> >> >> sir?"
    >> >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the
    >> >> >> >> teacher
    >> >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
    >> >> >> >> your
    >> >> >> >> other hand."
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why?
    >> >>
    >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >> >> never
    >> >> gives up.
    >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    >> >> Because I respect him.
    >> >
    >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

    >>
    >> Define "kook".

    >
    > Don't mention it.
    >
    >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
    >> you
    >> or I.
    >> He will still be here when you are gone.

    >
    > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.



    Well Mr Hucker?
    Your slap.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  7. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189563349.569220.125280@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Share
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ :
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 592
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 426
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 418
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Wood eye?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > FILTH!
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    > >> >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses
    > >> >> >> >> will
    > >> >> >> >> be
    > >> >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death
    > >> >> >> >> in
    > >> >> >> >> the
    > >> >> >> >> immediate family (with
    > >> >> >> >> a note from that member).
    > >> >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
    > >> >> >> >> exhaustion,
    > >> >> >> >> sir?"
    > >> >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the
    > >> >> >> >> teacher
    > >> >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with
    > >> >> >> >> your
    > >> >> >> >> other hand."
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    > >> >> never
    > >> >> gives up.
    > >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    > >> >> Because I respect him.
    > >> >
    > >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    > >>
    > >> Define "kook".

    > >
    > > Don't mention it.
    > >
    > >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
    > >> you
    > >> or I.
    > >> He will still be here when you are gone.

    > >
    > > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    > > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

    >
    >
    > Well Mr Hucker?
    > Your slap.


    Slapstick?


  8. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> So did I.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik,
    > >> >> >> > the
    > >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    > >> >> > tasty,
    > >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    > >> >
    > >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    > >>
    > >> No.
    > >> Honestly it's okay.

    > >
    > > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    > > can do to stop me!

    >
    > If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    > experiment.


    Why? What's wrong with it?

    > Would you like to be my friend Bruce?


    I have enough friends already, thank you very much.


  9. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
    >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
    >> >> >> >> > the
    >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >> >> >> > tasty,
    >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >> >>
    >> >> No.
    >> >> Honestly it's okay.
    >> >
    >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >> > can do to stop me!

    >>
    >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >> experiment.

    >
    > Why? What's wrong with it?


    If you don't know you are beyond help.
    >
    >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

    >
    > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.


    Right! That's fine by me!

    Mr Pounder


    >




  10. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189735756.755962.206260@k79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189563349.569220.125280@o80g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> LaHurreau
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> M.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> GMT
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day /
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Percent
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Share
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 1.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ah................................................ :
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 592
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 19.1
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Michael
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Baldwin...................................:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 426
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.7
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. Peter
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hucker......................................:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 418
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 13.5
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Wood eye?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > FILTH!
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses
    >> >> >> >> >> the
    >> >> >> >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses
    >> >> >> >> >> will
    >> >> >> >> >> be
    >> >> >> >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a
    >> >> >> >> >> death
    >> >> >> >> >> in
    >> >> >> >> >> the
    >> >> >> >> >> immediate family (with
    >> >> >> >> >> a note from that member).
    >> >> >> >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual
    >> >> >> >> >> exhaustion,
    >> >> >> >> >> sir?"
    >> >> >> >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the
    >> >> >> >> >> teacher
    >> >> >> >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write
    >> >> >> >> >> with
    >> >> >> >> >> your
    >> >> >> >> >> other hand."
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Why?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >> >> >> never
    >> >> >> gives up.
    >> >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
    >> >> >> pets.
    >> >> >> Because I respect him.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    >> >>
    >> >> Define "kook".
    >> >
    >> > Don't mention it.
    >> >
    >> >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer
    >> >> than
    >> >> you
    >> >> or I.
    >> >> He will still be here when you are gone.
    >> >
    >> > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    >> > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

    >>
    >>
    >> Well Mr Hucker?
    >> Your slap.

    >
    > Slapstick?


    I was trying to get Mr Hucker to reply.
    When I work out how to use the "forward" option I will send this link on to
    him, this for his perusal.
    He seems to be very busy at the moment though.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  11. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why?
    >> >>
    >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    >> >> gives up.
    >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    >> >> Because I respect him.
    >> >
    >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.

    >>
    >> Define "kook".

    >
    > Don't mention it.
    >
    >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
    >> or I.
    >> He will still be here when you are gone.

    >
    > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.


    1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.

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    "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

  12. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Must I?
    >> >>
    >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >
    >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

    >>
    >> I want a video, not that crud.

    >
    > Go out and rent or buy one then.


    What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.

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    Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
    "Aw, c'mon, Dad . . . " Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"

  13. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
    > >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    > >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
    > >> >> >> >> > the
    > >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    > >> >> >> > tasty,
    > >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> No.
    > >> >> Honestly it's okay.
    > >> >
    > >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    > >> > can do to stop me!
    > >>
    > >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    > >> experiment.

    > >
    > > Why? What's wrong with it?

    >
    > If you don't know you are beyond help.


    Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    it?

    > >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?

    > >
    > > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

    >
    > Right! That's fine by me!


    I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    garage for starters.


  14. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    > >> >> gives up.
    > >> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    > >> >> Because I respect him.
    > >> >
    > >> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    > >>
    > >> Define "kook".

    > >
    > > Don't mention it.
    > >
    > >> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than you
    > >> or I.
    > >> He will still be here when you are gone.

    > >
    > > Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    > > 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

    >
    > 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.


    No, I'm quite even. Sometimes.


  15. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >
    > >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >>
    > >> I want a video, not that crud.

    > >
    > > Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >
    > What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the internet.


    Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.


  16. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>> No.
    >>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>> experiment.
    >>> Why? What's wrong with it?

    >> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    >
    > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    > it?
    >
    >>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

    >> Right! That's fine by me!

    >
    > I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    > garage for starters.
    >


    You have a plan then?

  17. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189929318.858618.78590@o80g2000hse.googlegro ups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder"
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> wrote
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> in
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> proof
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> of
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> your
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> posting
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > though
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > stoats
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> surfboard
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> to
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> hell
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > OK, here you go
    >> >> >> >> >> > http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.


    Try this:
    http://monty.python.videowall.sytes.org/

    Pure brilliance.


    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > What?
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> HTH
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> So did I.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >> >> >> >> >> > Kreik,
    >> >> >> >> >> > the
    >> >> >> >> >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >> >> >> >> > tasty,
    >> >> >> >> > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> No.
    >> >> >> Honestly it's okay.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >> >> > can do to stop me!
    >> >>
    >> >> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >> >> experiment.
    >> >
    >> > Why? What's wrong with it?

    >>
    >> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    >
    > Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    > it?


    ffs.
    >
    >> >> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >> >
    >> > I have enough friends already, thank you very much.

    >>
    >> Right! That's fine by me!

    >
    > I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    > garage for starters.


    What comes after starters?

    Mr Pounder



    >




  18. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Holly" wrote in message
    news:x_adnfCBvt42tnDbnZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@comcast.com. ..
    > Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> news:1189735831.549691.291250@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1189563416.630003.185930@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>> news:1189470475.574152.264390@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>> news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Mr Pounder"
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> allegation?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> posting
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why should you be banned?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do not weasel with me.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr Pounder
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l,
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> though
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stoats
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> are
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> quite
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> surfboard
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hell
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> &
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sir?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Show me that one.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Must I?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> I cannot remember it.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> OK, here you go
    >>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    >>>>>>>>>>> I want a video, not that crud.
    >>>>>>>>>> Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Stoat}
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HTH
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>> So did I.
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Kreik,
    >>>>>>>>>>>> the
    >>>>>>>>>>>> cherry beer from Belgium.
    >>>>>>>>>>> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!
    >>>>>>>>>> Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as
    >>>>>>>>>> tasty,
    >>>>>>>>>> and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.
    >>>>>>>>> Yes, I'm sure they have.
    >>>>>>>> I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.
    >>>>>>> No.
    >>>>>>> Honestly it's okay.
    >>>>>> Stuff you! I plan to try it anyway and there's not a damn thing you
    >>>>>> can do to stop me!
    >>>>> If you were my friend I would try to talk you out of this ghastly
    >>>>> experiment.
    >>>> Why? What's wrong with it?
    >>> If you don't know you are beyond help.

    >>
    >> Strawberry beer sounds delicious. What could possbily be wrong with
    >> it?
    >>
    >>>>> Would you like to be my friend Bruce?
    >>>> I have enough friends already, thank you very much.
    >>> Right! That's fine by me!

    >>
    >> I couldn't possbily take any more in. You'd have to sleep in the
    >> garage for starters.
    >>

    >
    > You have a plan then?


    Hallo Holly.

    Mr Pounder



  19. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189929635.483749.51220@g4g2000hsf.googlegrou ps.com...
    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:55:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Must I?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4


    Curses, you beat me to it.
    It was my link anyway, not yours!
    >> >>
    >> >> I want a video, not that crud.
    >> >
    >> > Go out and rent or buy one then.

    >>
    >> What? PAY for it? I don't think you've grasped the concept of the
    >> internet.

    >
    > Unfortunately, I do. Now we have every cretin on it clogging it up.
    >




  20. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.typgciv84buhsv@fx62...
    > On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:15:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> news:1189470408.307457.18520@19g2000hsx.googlegrou ps.com...
    >>> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >>> >> news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    >>> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>> >> >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.
    >>> >> >
    >>> >> > Why?
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative &
    >>> >> never
    >>> >> gives up.
    >>> >> Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his
    >>> >> pets.
    >>> >> Because I respect him.
    >>> >
    >>> > He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.
    >>>
    >>> Define "kook".

    >>
    >> Don't mention it.
    >>
    >>> Oh, I forgot to mention that he has been on groups for much longer than
    >>> you
    >>> or I.
    >>> He will still be here when you are gone.

    >>
    >> Since when? I have been reading Usenet since 1984. Since it started in
    >> 1979, he could hardly have been reading it for much longer than me.

    >
    > 1984? That makes you an ubergeek. I always thought you were odd.


    Fight!

    Mr Pounder



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