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  1. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are
    >> >> > a
    >> >> > quite
    >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >>
    >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >>
    >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell &
    >> >> back
    >> >> Sir?
    >> >
    >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.

    >>
    >> Show me that one.

    >
    > Must I?


    I cannot remember it.
    >
    >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >
    >> > What?

    >>
    >> {Stoat}
    >>
    >> HTH

    >
    > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.


    So did I.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  2. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    > >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    > >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are
    > >> >> > a
    > >> >> > quite
    > >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell &
    > >> >> back
    > >> >> Sir?
    > >> >
    > >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >>
    > >> Show me that one.

    > >
    > > Must I?

    >
    > I cannot remember it.


    OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

    > >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >
    > >> > What?
    > >>
    > >> {Stoat}
    > >>
    > >> HTH

    > >
    > > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.

    >
    > So did I.


    Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    cherry beer from Belgium.


  3. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >>
    >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >>
    >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >>
    >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
    >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
    >> >
    >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >
    >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
    >> >
    >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!

    >>
    >> Where is the list of quality posts?

    >
    > Why do you ask me?


    You're right, you are the last person who would know.

    >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

    >
    > Don't look at me like that!


    I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

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  4. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:13:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote:
    >>
    >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >>
    >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >>>
    >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >>>>>
    >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
    >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >>
    >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >>
    >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >
    >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite
    >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.

    >>
    >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!

    >
    > What flavour is it? And do you get wafers with it?


    It's bleedin' albatross flavour of course!


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  5. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Holly" wrote in message
    > news:1188990322.163815.316860@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote:
    >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >>>
    >>> news:A%hDi.8428$c_1.5338@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> >newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
    >>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> > wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >>> >>> 10.0%
    >>>
    >>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >>>
    >>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
    >>>
    >>> > I once came second in this list.
    >>> > Then the trolls moved in.
    >>>
    >>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d..l.-

    >>
    >> Are you a blue troll?

    >
    > Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.


    That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.

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  6. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62...
    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >>
    >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >>
    >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >>
    >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
    >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
    >> >> 10.1%
    >> >
    >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >
    >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >> >> 10.0%
    >> >
    >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!

    >>
    >> Where is the list of quality posts?

    >
    > Why do you ask me?


    You're right, you are the last person who would know.

    >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

    >
    > Don't look at me like that!


    I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

    FILTH!

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    of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except
    illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family
    (with
    a note from that member).
    A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
    The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds
    with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."



  7. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 19:31:46 +0100, anonym wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tycksg0x4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > wrote:
    >
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >>> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >>> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >>> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >>> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >>> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >>> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >>> >> Days......................: 31
    >>> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >>> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >>> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >>> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >>> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >>> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >>> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >>> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >>> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >>> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >>> >> ================================================== ==============
    >>> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
    >>> >> 14.1%
    >>> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
    >>> >> 10.1%
    >>> >
    >>> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >>> >
    >>> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >>> >> 10.0%
    >>> >
    >>> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >>>
    >>> Where is the list of quality posts?

    >>
    >> Why do you ask me?

    >
    > You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    >
    >>> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

    >>
    >> Don't look at me like that!

    >
    > I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    >
    > FILTH!


    Where would the world be without filth?


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  8. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    > >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    > >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    > >> >> Days......................: 31
    > >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    > >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    > >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    > >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    > >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    > >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    > >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    > >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    > >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> ================================================== ==============
    > >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1 14.1%
    > >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7 10.1%
    > >> >
    > >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    > >> >
    > >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5 10.0%
    > >> >
    > >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    > >>
    > >> Where is the list of quality posts?

    > >
    > > Why do you ask me?

    >
    > You're right, you are the last person who would know.


    Wood eye?

    > >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.

    > >
    > > Don't look at me like that!

    >
    > I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)


    FILTH!

    > The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with
    > a note from that member).
    > A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?"
    > The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."


    One of your true stories, eh PHucker?


  9. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:13:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >>
    > >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >>>>>
    > >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your allegation? If
    > >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >
    > >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats are a quite
    > >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >>
    > >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!

    > >
    > > What flavour is it? And do you get wafers with it?

    >
    > It's bleedin' albatross flavour of course!


    Pass the wafers then. And they'd better be wafer thin.

    > In light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide."
    > The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."


    Hence "cheese-eating surrender monkeys".


  10. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats
    >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell
    >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >>
    >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >
    >> > Must I?

    >>
    >> I cannot remember it.

    >
    > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4



    I want a video, not that crud.
    >
    >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >
    >> >> > What?
    >> >>
    >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >>
    >> >> HTH
    >> >
    >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.

    >>
    >> So did I.

    >
    > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    > cherry beer from Belgium.


    Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!

    Mr Pounder
    >




  11. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
    wrote:

    >
    > "Holly" wrote in message
    > news:1188990322.163815.316860@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote:
    >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >>>
    >>> news:A%hDi.8428$c_1.5338@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> >newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
    >>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>> > wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >>> >>> 10.0%
    >>>
    >>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >>>
    >>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
    >>>
    >>> > I once came second in this list.
    >>> > Then the trolls moved in.
    >>>
    >>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-

    >>
    >> Are you a blue troll?

    >
    > Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.


    That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.

    Not at all.
    It was said with a sardonic grin.

    Mr Pounder

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  12. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
    >> >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
    >> >> >> 10.1%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >> >> >> 10.0%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >> >>
    >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    >> >
    >> > Why do you ask me?

    >>
    >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.

    >
    > Wood eye?
    >
    >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    >> >
    >> > Don't look at me like that!

    >>
    >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

    >
    > FILTH!
    >
    >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
    >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
    >> immediate family (with
    >> a note from that member).
    >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
    >> sir?"
    >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
    >> other hand."

    >
    > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?


    Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  13. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:28:02 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Holly" wrote in message
    >> news:1188990322.163815.316860@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote:
    >>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >>>>
    >>>> news:A%hDi.8428$c_1.5338@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> >newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>> > wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >>>> >>> 10.0%
    >>>>
    >>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >>>>
    >>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
    >>>>
    >>>> > I once came second in this list.
    >>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
    >>>>
    >>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in d.l.-
    >>>
    >>> Are you a blue troll?

    >>
    >> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.

    >
    > That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.
    >
    > Not at all.
    > It was said with a sardonic grin.


    Then you must draw it in ASCII.


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  14. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    > >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    > >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    > >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    > >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    > >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    > >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    > >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    > >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    > >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    > >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    > >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    > >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592 19.1
    > >> >> >> 14.1%
    > >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426 13.7
    > >> >> >> 10.1%
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    > >> >> >> 10.0%
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    > >> >
    > >> > Why do you ask me?
    > >>
    > >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.

    > >
    > > Wood eye?
    > >
    > >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    > >> >
    > >> > Don't look at me like that!
    > >>
    > >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)

    > >
    > > FILTH!
    > >
    > >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    > >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
    > >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
    > >> immediate family (with
    > >> a note from that member).
    > >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
    > >> sir?"
    > >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    > >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
    > >> other hand."

    > >
    > > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?

    >
    > Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.


    Why?


  15. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    > >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting here.
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though stoats
    > >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to hell
    > >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >
    > >> > Must I?
    > >>
    > >> I cannot remember it.

    > >
    > > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

    >
    > I want a video, not that crud.


    Go out and rent or buy one then.

    > >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > What?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >>
    > >> >> HTH
    > >> >
    > >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >>
    > >> So did I.

    > >
    > > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    > > cherry beer from Belgium.

    >
    > Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!


    Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
    and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.


  16. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >>> message
    >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
    >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    >> >> >> >> >>>>
    >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    >> >> >> >> > stoats
    >> >> >> >> > are
    >> >> >> >> > a
    >> >> >> >> > quite
    >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to
    >> >> >> >> hell
    >> >> >> >> &
    >> >> >> >> back
    >> >> >> >> Sir?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Show me that one.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Must I?
    >> >>
    >> >> I cannot remember it.
    >> >
    >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4

    >>
    >> I want a video, not that crud.

    >
    > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    >
    >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > What?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> {Stoat}
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> HTH
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    >> >>
    >> >> So did I.
    >> >
    >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    >> > cherry beer from Belgium.

    >>
    >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!

    >
    > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
    > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.


    Yes, I'm sure they have.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  17. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.tyeeojf84buhsv@fx62...
    > On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 17:28:02 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.tyckxh1u4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:22:08 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Holly" wrote in message
    >>> news:1188990322.163815.316860@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >>>> On Sep 4, 3:41 pm, "anonym" wrote:
    >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    >>>>>
    >>>>> news:A%hDi.8428$c_1.5338@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> >newsp.tx469oe14buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >>>>> > wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>>>> >>> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418 13.5
    >>>>> >>> 10.0%
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > Where is the list of quality posts?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > I once came second in this list.
    >>>>> > Then the trolls moved in.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Which group are you referring to? No trolls are allowed to post in
    >>>>> d.l.-
    >>>>
    >>>> Are you a blue troll?
    >>>
    >>> Ahhhhhhhhhh Holly.

    >>
    >> That's the kind of meaningless thing 80 year olds say.
    >>
    >> Not at all.
    >> It was said with a sardonic grin.

    >
    > Then you must draw it in ASCII.


    :-)

    I once had those awful ASCII faces floating all over my screen.

    Mr Pounder
    >
    >
    > --
    > This message has been brought to you by solar and wind power. Who needs
    > the national grid?
    > http://www.petersparrots.com http://www.insanevideoclips.com
    > http://www.petersphotos.com
    >
    > "I must take every precaution not to get pregnant," said Judi to her best
    > friend Monika.
    > "But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy," Monika responded.
    > "He did. That's why I have to take every precaution!" shrieked Judi.




  18. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
    >> >> >> >> 19.1
    >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
    >> >> >> >> 13.7
    >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
    >> >> >> >> 13.5
    >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    >> >>
    >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    >> >
    >> > Wood eye?
    >> >
    >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    >> >>
    >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    >> >
    >> > FILTH!
    >> >
    >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
    >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
    >> >> immediate family (with
    >> >> a note from that member).
    >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
    >> >> sir?"
    >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
    >> >> other hand."
    >> >
    >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?

    >>
    >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

    >
    > Why?


    Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    gives up.
    Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    Because I respect him.

    Mr Pounder
    >




  19. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189385528.090190.118170@r34g2000hsd.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189299133.554032.308510@22g2000hsm.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:11:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:17:11 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce
    > >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> >> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> >> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> >> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M.
    > >> >> >> >> Salvetti
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> >> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:00:01 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> Stats Begin...............: Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:26:15 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> Stats End.................: Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:57:47 GMT
    > >> >> >> >> Days......................: 31
    > >> >> >> >> Total No. of Articles.....: 4198
    > >> >> >> >> Total No. of Characters...: 22208198
    > >> >> >> >> Total Volume..............: 21687
    > >> >> >> >> Messages Per Day..........: 135.4
    > >> >> >> >> Characters Per Day........: 716393.5
    > >> >> >> >> Average Daily Volume......: 699 kB
    > >> >> >> >> Total Posters This Week...: 217
    > >> >> >> >> Messages with Sigs........: 25.63%
    > >> >> >> >> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.83%
    > >> >> >> >> Original Content Rating...: 7.98%
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Top 1000 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> >> >> ================================================== ==============
    > >> >> >> >> 1. ah................................................ : 592
    > >> >> >> >> 19.1
    > >> >> >> >> 14.1%
    > >> >> >> >> 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 426
    > >> >> >> >> 13.7
    > >> >> >> >> 10.1%
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Ding! Ding! Ding!
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 418
    > >> >> >> >> 13.5
    > >> >> >> >> 10.0%
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You're still a luser, PHucker!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Where is the list of quality posts?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why do you ask me?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You're right, you are the last person who would know.
    > >> >
    > >> > Wood eye?
    > >> >
    > >> >> >> If you believe in telepathy, raise my hand.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Don't look at me like that!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I'm trying to make you raise something ;-)
    > >> >
    > >> > FILTH!
    > >> >
    > >> >> The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the
    > >> >> importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be
    > >> >> accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the
    > >> >> immediate family (with
    > >> >> a note from that member).
    > >> >> A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion,
    > >> >> sir?"
    > >> >> The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher
    > >> >> responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your
    > >> >> other hand."
    > >> >
    > >> > One of your true stories, eh PHucker?
    > >>
    > >> Mr Hucker is a friend of mine.

    > >
    > > Why?

    >
    > Because he is radical, self opinionated, bombastic, argumentative & never
    > gives up.
    > Because he works hard for a living, has his own home & loves his pets.
    > Because I respect him.


    He sounds like a kook, now that you mention it.


  20. Re: Monthly News Statistics for demon.local: month of Aug 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1189385706.307892.128670@g4g2000hsf.googlegro ups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1189260718.424592.314630@d55g2000hsg.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1189233395.049294.150060@57g2000hsv.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> news:1189039754.993344.185430@19g2000hsx.googlegro ups.com...
    > >> >> >> > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> newsp.tx5fzta34buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:17:43 +0100, anonym
    > >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > "Mr Pounder" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> > news:nWjDi.8534$c_1.753@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk ...
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >> news:aTjDi.89246$nT6.39698@fe03.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >>> news:Y3jDi.8485$c_1.5564@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>>> "anonym" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >> >>>> news:uKiDi.17777$CK1.15900@fe04.news.easynews.com. ..
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Mr Pounder" wrote in
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> message
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> news:IHiDi.8464$c_1.5902@text.news.blueyonder.co.u k...
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> Are you saying he is a troll? Do you have proof of your
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> allegation?
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> If
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> so, post it in d.l and he will be banned from posting
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>> here.
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>>> Tell me just how you will ban me.
    > >> >> >> >> >>>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>>> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >> >>> Why should you be banned?
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Do not weasel with me.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Weasels are long established in the fauna of d.l, though
    > >> >> >> >> > stoats
    > >> >> >> >> > are
    > >> >> >> >> > a
    > >> >> >> >> > quite
    > >> >> >> >> > different matter. I would never stoat with you.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> ALBATROSS! GET IT ON A STICK!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Something to do with The Ancient Mariner riding a surfboard to
    > >> >> >> >> hell
    > >> >> >> >> &
    > >> >> >> >> back
    > >> >> >> >> Sir?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > No, its the Monty Python albatross sketch.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Show me that one.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Must I?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I cannot remember it.
    > >> >
    > >> > OK, here you go http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode13.htm#4
    > >>
    > >> I want a video, not that crud.

    > >
    > > Go out and rent or buy one then.
    > >
    > >> >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > What?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> {Stoat}
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> HTH
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Oh, I thought you said stout. I used to drink that.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> So did I.
    > >> >
    > >> > Now its all "lite" beers. Although I am partial to Floris Kreik, the
    > >> > cherry beer from Belgium.
    > >>
    > >> Cherry beer?!!!!!!!!

    > >
    > > Its very nice. They also have a chocolate beer, which isn't as tasty,
    > > and a strawberry beer, which I haven't tried yet.

    >
    > Yes, I'm sure they have.


    I'll let you know when I try it next weekend.


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