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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    > >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Wages will suffice.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Put me in your will.
    > >> >
    > >> > I will not!
    > >>
    > >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).

    > >
    > > So why didn't he reply?

    >
    > He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.


    And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?


  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    > >> >
    > >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    > >>
    > >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.

    > >
    > > And?

    >
    > And I am still capable of wet dreams.


    You dirty old man!


  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    >> >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Wages will suffice.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Put me in your will.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I will not!
    >> >>
    >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    >> >
    >> > So why didn't he reply?

    >>
    >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.

    >
    > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?


    Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?

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  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    >> >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    >> >>
    >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    >> >
    >> > And?

    >>
    >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.

    >
    > You dirty old man!


    I'm only 32.


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  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > >> >> >> >> wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >> >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    > >> >> >> >>>
    > >> >> >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Wages will suffice.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Put me in your will.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I will not!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    > >> >
    > >> > So why didn't he reply?
    > >>
    > >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.

    > >
    > > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?

    >
    > Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?


    Is he exaggerating?


  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    > >> >
    > >> > And?
    > >>
    > >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.

    > >
    > > You dirty old man!

    >
    > I'm only 32.


    Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!


  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:01:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > I will not!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    >> >> >
    >> >> > So why didn't he reply?
    >> >>
    >> >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.
    >> >
    >> > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?

    >>
    >> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?

    >
    > Is he exaggerating?


    Yes.

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  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And?
    >> >>
    >> >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.
    >> >
    >> > You dirty old man!

    >>
    >> I'm only 32.

    >
    > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!


    Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.


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  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:01:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > I will not!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > So why didn't he reply?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.
    > >> >
    > >> > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?
    > >>
    > >> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?

    > >
    > > Is he exaggerating?

    >
    > Yes.


    To what extent?


  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.
    > >> >
    > >> > You dirty old man!
    > >>
    > >> I'm only 32.

    > >
    > > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!

    >
    > Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.


    OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.


  11. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:41:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > And?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You dirty old man!
    >> >>
    >> >> I'm only 32.
    >> >
    >> > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!

    >>
    >> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.

    >
    > OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.


    I'm older than a little.


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  12. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:40:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:01:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > I will not!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > So why didn't he reply?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?
    > >> >
    > >> > Is he exaggerating?
    > >>
    > >> Yes.

    > >
    > > To what extent?

    >
    > I'd say a factor of two.


    Is that the max factor?


  13. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:41:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > What's that supposed to mean?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > And?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> And I am still capable of wet dreams.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You dirty old man!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I'm only 32.
    > >> >
    > >> > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!
    > >>
    > >> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.

    > >
    > > OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.

    >
    > I'm older than a little.


    A little what? Child?


  14. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:05:47 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:41:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> I'm only 32.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!
    >> >>
    >> >> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.
    >> >
    >> > OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.

    >>
    >> I'm older than a little.

    >
    > A little what? Child?


    Yes.

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    Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
    He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My god! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
    Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."
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  15. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:04:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:40:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:01:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > I will not!
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > So why didn't he reply?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Is he exaggerating?
    >> >>
    >> >> Yes.
    >> >
    >> > To what extent?

    >>
    >> I'd say a factor of two.

    >
    > Is that the max factor?


    no.

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  16. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:04:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:40:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:01:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:15:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > I will not!
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > So why didn't he reply?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > And what's wrong with that? Are you jealous or something?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Why would I be jealous of his ability to exaggerate?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Is he exaggerating?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Yes.
    > >> >
    > >> > To what extent?
    > >>
    > >> I'd say a factor of two.

    > >
    > > Is that the max factor?

    >
    > no.


    Oh Rimmel!

    > An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


    Who me?


  17. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:05:47 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:41:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> I'm only 32.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.
    > >> >
    > >> > OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.
    > >>
    > >> I'm older than a little.

    > >
    > > A little what? Child?

    >
    > Yes.


    Well, make up your mind. Earlier in this thread you said no and now
    you say yes. So what is it? Yes or no?


  18. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:51:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:05:47 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:41:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:02:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> I'm only 32.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Bull****! You said elsewhere that you were 80!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Read the 2nd word in "I'm not 80 you know" carefully.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > OK, so you're a little older. Nothing to be ashamed of.
    >> >>
    >> >> I'm older than a little.
    >> >
    >> > A little what? Child?

    >>
    >> Yes.

    >
    > Well, make up your mind. Earlier in this thread you said no and now
    > you say yes. So what is it? Yes or no?


    Different questions.

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  19. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:49:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:04:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:40:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Yes.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > To what extent?
    >> >>
    >> >> I'd say a factor of two.
    >> >
    >> > Is that the max factor?

    >>
    >> no.

    >
    > Oh Rimmel!


    Your knowledge of this subject matter is worrying.

    >> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

    >
    > Who me?


    No, you are niehter an expert or someone who understands things.

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  20. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 08:49:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 09:04:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:40:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Yes.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > To what extent?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I'd say a factor of two.
    > >> >
    > >> > Is that the max factor?
    > >>
    > >> no.

    > >
    > > Oh Rimmel!

    >
    > Your knowledge of this subject matter is worrying.


    Hardly. Just ask Hardy Amies.

    > >> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

    > >
    > > Who me?

    >
    > No, you are niehter an expert or someone who understands things.


    Butt I can spell "neither".

    > Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.


    Well, it beats being in de Nile.


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