Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007. - OS2

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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:12:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:02:55 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> >> > Stats Begin..............: Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:00:30 GMT
    > >> >> >> > Stats End.................: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:47:02 GMT
    > >> >> >> > Days......................: 7
    > >> >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 845
    > >> >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 4048805
    > >> >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3953
    > >> >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 120.7
    > >> >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 578400.7
    > >> >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 564 kB
    > >> >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 71
    > >> >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 26.98%
    > >> >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 62.28%
    > >> >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 10.24%
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> >> > ================================================== =============
    > >> >> >> > 1. ah................................................ : 170 24.3 20.1%
    > >> >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin..................................: 121 17.3 14.3%
    > >> >> >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 75 10.7 8.9%
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Luser! A0L!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >
    > >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    > >
    > > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >
    > I beat you, vigourously.


    That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.


  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.


    "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    > On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    >>> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:05:37 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>> newsp.txoql5md4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>> On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:43:02 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>>> newsp.txoevtd44buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>> On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:30:52 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Do you mean:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> a) Mr Hucker is not a loser
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> I did not say that.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Well you had better.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> b) Oh no Mr Hucker has beaten me.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Do you see any green in my eyes Mr Hucker?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Well it's certainly not reflecting from your lawn.
    >>>>
    >>>> Piss of about my bloody lawn. It is not my fault if the grass will just
    >>>> not
    >>>> grow.
    >>>
    >>> Well there is certainly enough water in England MUAHAHAHAAH!!!

    >>
    >> It is not my fault that my lawn refuses to grow.
    >> I have chucked kilos of grass seed down to no avail.
    >> What more can I do?
    >> {My lawn is a disgrace}

    >
    > Miracle Gro?
    >
    >>>>>> BTW, which position were you in Mr Pounder?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> That is irrelevant Mr Hucker.
    >>>>>> I have been very busy.
    >>>>>> My absence displays a superior intelligence to the rest of you
    >>>>>> cadavers.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Yes, on your 100K a year job, ok.
    >>>>
    >>>> Yes, I have been working this Bank Holiday. The phone has never stopped
    >>>> ringing.
    >>>> I am a true hero.
    >>>
    >>> [awaits proof]

    >>
    >> Proof of wages, phone or hero?

    >
    > Wages will suffice.


    You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.

    Mr Pounder
    >
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  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    >> >
    >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >>
    >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >
    > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.


    Oh, maybe it was a dream.

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  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    > >> >
    > >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    > >>
    > >> I beat you, vigourously.

    > >
    > > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >
    > Oh, maybe it was a dream.


    You still have wet dreams?


  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:

    >
    > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:05:37 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >>>>> newsp.txoql5md4buhsv@fx62...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Piss of about my bloody lawn. It is not my fault if the grass will just
    >>>>> not
    >>>>> grow.
    >>>>
    >>>> Well there is certainly enough water in England MUAHAHAHAAH!!!
    >>>
    >>> It is not my fault that my lawn refuses to grow.
    >>> I have chucked kilos of grass seed down to no avail.
    >>> What more can I do?
    >>> {My lawn is a disgrace}

    >>
    >> Miracle Gro?
    >>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Yes, I have been working this Bank Holiday. The phone has never stopped
    >>>>> ringing.
    >>>>> I am a true hero.
    >>>>
    >>>> [awaits proof]
    >>>
    >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?

    >>
    >> Wages will suffice.

    >
    > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.


    Put me in your will.

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  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    >> >>
    >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    >> >
    >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >>
    >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >
    > You still have wet dreams?


    I'm not 80 you know.

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  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.

    >
    > >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

    >
    > >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    >
    > >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >
    > >> >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >
    > >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >
    > >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >
    > > You still have wet dreams?

    >
    > I'm not 80 you know.



    How would I know?

    Double-A



  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0100, Double-A wrote:

    > On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    >>
    >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >>
    >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >>
    >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >>
    >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >>
    >> > You still have wet dreams?

    >>
    >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >
    >
    > How would I know?


    I oz torkin to im.

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  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Aug 31, 11:53 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    > > On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    >
    > >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >
    > >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >
    > >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >
    > >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >
    > >> > You still have wet dreams?

    >
    > >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >
    > > How would I know?

    >
    > I oz torkin to im.



    U oz torkin to 9 groups, Scotty!

    Double-A



  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:16:27 +0100, Double-A wrote:

    > On Aug 31, 11:53 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    >> > On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

    >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    >>
    >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >>
    >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >>
    >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >>
    >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >>
    >> >> > You still have wet dreams?

    >>
    >> >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >>
    >> > How would I know?

    >>
    >> I oz torkin to im.

    >
    >
    > U oz torkin to 9 groups, Scotty!


    The first line normally gives it away, thus:
    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

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  11. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Aug 31, 2:04 pm, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:16:27 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    > > On Aug 31, 11:53 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    > >> > On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.

    >
    > >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....

    >
    > >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!

    >
    > >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.

    >
    > >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.

    >
    > >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    >
    > >> >> > You still have wet dreams?

    >
    > >> >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >
    > >> > How would I know?

    >
    > >> I oz torkin to im.

    >
    > > U oz torkin to 9 groups, Scotty!

    >
    > The first line normally gives it away, thus:
    >
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:



    The groups line is what you should be looking at. For instance, if
    you removed alt.astronomy from the posts, you wouldn't be getting all
    this back-sass from me.

    Double-A



  12. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    > >> >
    > >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    > >>
    > >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.

    > >
    > > You still have wet dreams?

    >
    > I'm not 80 you know.


    What's that supposed to mean?


  13. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >
    > >
    > > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>
    > >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    > >>>> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:05:37 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > >>>> wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >>>>> newsp.txoql5md4buhsv@fx62...
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Piss of about my bloody lawn. It is not my fault if the grass will just
    > >>>>> not
    > >>>>> grow.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Well there is certainly enough water in England MUAHAHAHAAH!!!
    > >>>
    > >>> It is not my fault that my lawn refuses to grow.
    > >>> I have chucked kilos of grass seed down to no avail.
    > >>> What more can I do?
    > >>> {My lawn is a disgrace}
    > >>
    > >> Miracle Gro?
    > >>
    > >>>>>
    > >>>>> Yes, I have been working this Bank Holiday. The phone has never stopped
    > >>>>> ringing.
    > >>>>> I am a true hero.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> [awaits proof]
    > >>>
    > >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    > >>
    > >> Wages will suffice.

    > >
    > > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.

    >
    > Put me in your will.


    I will not!


  14. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:03:50 +0100, Double-A wrote:

    > On Aug 31, 2:04 pm, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:16:27 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    >> > On Aug 31, 11:53 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:28:00 +0100, Double-A wrote:
    >> >> > On Aug 31, 10:13 am, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> >> >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >>
    >> >> > How would I know?

    >>
    >> >> I oz torkin to im.

    >>
    >> > U oz torkin to 9 groups, Scotty!

    >>
    >> The first line normally gives it away, thus:
    >>
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    >
    > The groups line is what you should be looking at. For instance, if
    > you removed alt.astronomy from the posts, you wouldn't be getting all
    > this back-sass from me.


    I enjoy seeing you make an arse of yourself. BTW, I notice you reply selectively.

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  15. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    >> >>
    >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    >> >
    >> > You still have wet dreams?

    >>
    >> I'm not 80 you know.

    >
    > What's that supposed to mean?


    That I have lived for less than 80 years.

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  16. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >>
    >> >
    >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >>>
    >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    >> >>
    >> >> Wages will suffice.
    >> >
    >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.

    >>
    >> Put me in your will.

    >
    > I will not!


    I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).

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  17. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    > >> >
    > >> > You still have wet dreams?
    > >>
    > >> I'm not 80 you know.

    > >
    > > What's that supposed to mean?

    >
    > That I have lived for less than 80 years.


    And?

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    WOOF!


  18. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    > >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    > >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Wages will suffice.
    > >> >
    > >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.
    > >>
    > >> Put me in your will.

    > >
    > > I will not!

    >
    > I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).


    So why didn't he reply?


  19. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:01:19 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:55:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:14:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:11:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:15:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:36:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> you didn't win either.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > True, butt I am not as big a luser as you, PHucker.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Remind me of the stats for last month.....
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Why? You didn't win then either!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I beat you, vigourously.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > That's not what I heard, PHucker. I heard you beat yourself vigorously.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Oh, maybe it was a dream.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You still have wet dreams?
    >> >>
    >> >> I'm not 80 you know.
    >> >
    >> > What's that supposed to mean?

    >>
    >> That I have lived for less than 80 years.

    >
    > And?


    And I am still capable of wet dreams.

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  20. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 24 Aug 2007.

    On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 06:02:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:58:34 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 19:18:22 +0100, Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> > newsp.txr90tce4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 19:55:33 +0100, Mr Pounder
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> "Peter Hucker" wrote in message
    >> >> >>> newsp.txqb76hf4buhsv@fx62...
    >> >> >>>> [awaits proof]
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> Proof of wages, phone or hero?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Wages will suffice.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You know that you are never going to get sight of my bank account.
    >> >>
    >> >> Put me in your will.
    >> >
    >> > I will not!

    >>
    >> I was talking to Pounder, he's the rich one (or so he says).

    >
    > So why didn't he reply?


    He claims to be busy earning 100K a year.

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