Re: Foam Duck NOMINATION: Re: digest, volume 2454319

Art Deco wrote:[color=blue]
> Tholen Ham tholed:
>
> Ahem -- The prestigious Foam Duck award:
>
> 'Bolo Bullis Foam Duck'
>
> 'The spoonerism for "dumb ****", for those who've lost more marbles
> than a Chinese Checker factory will ever make.'
>
> From the latest "digest":
>[color=green]
>>11677> Which is a nonsense claim,
>>
>>I'm well aware that your claim that ah's family name is "ah" is a
>>nonsense claim, Deco. No need to tell me about it.[/color]
>
>[color=green]
>>11677> Only an idiot would make and believe such a claims,
>>
>>That's not even grammatical, Deco. But given that you're an idiot, it's
>>no surprise that you would believe that ah's family name is "ah".[/color]
>
>[color=green]
>>11677> You connect
>>11677> the dots, an activity for which you have so much talent (thanks for the
>>11677> nice new sig material, btw).
>>
>>Classic stupidity on your part, Deco; you still believe that a quotation
>>from somebody else is your signature. Do you sign your checks that way,
>>Deco?[/color]
>
>[color=green]
>>11678> Hardly a surprise considering your ludicrous claims about ah's family
>>11678> name.
>>
>>Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco? It's your
>>claim that ah's family name is "ah":
>>
>>Message-ID: <240220070923413658%erfc@caballista.org>
>>
>> "One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
>> of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
>> by their family name"
>> --Art Deco[/color]
>
>[color=green]
>>Another day, another 6 articles from Art Deco cross-posted to
>>unrelated newsgroups. Quite a kook-out, Deco. You've been
>>frothing even more ever since I demonstrated how you believe
>>that ah's family name is "ah".[/color]
>
>[color=green]
>>Deco is still operating under the delusion that his family name is Deco:
>>
>>Message-ID: <290720060819346837%erfc@netcabal.com>
>>
>> "Apparently in Tholen World, everyone is supposed to refer to
>> everyone else solely by their family name, anything else is
>> verboten."
>> --Art Deco
>>
>>Message-ID: <050820060758108935%erfc@netcabal.com>
>>
>> "My personal favorite is how he demands that everyone refer to
>> him as 'tholen@antispam.ham', yet when he quotes others, he
>> hacks everything off except what he figures is the family name."
>> --Art Deco
>>
>>Message-ID: <240220070923413658%erfc@caballista.org>
>>
>> "One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
>> of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
>> by their family name"
>> --Art Deco
>>
>>Message-ID: <120420071251145347%erfc@caballista.org>
>>
>> "This behavior can be explained by Davie's apparent belief that
>> all should be referenced by their family name alone and nothing
>> else."
>> --Art Deco
>>
>>Message-ID: <090520071324119553%erfc@caballista.org>
>>
>> "As for why he thinks people should only use family names, I
>> have no idea."
>> --Art Deco
>>
>>Caught in a rather obvious lie, Deco has now started backpedalling:
>>
>>Message-ID: <300720071940133793%erfc@caballista.org>
>>
>> "It is plainly evident to anyone with a pair of neurons that
>> you use either the family name or some other form of shorthand
>> to form the labels for your oh-so-important count categories."
>> --Art Deco[/color]
>
> For his insistence that, while refusing any and all clues:
>
> * I believe ah's last name is "ah" via a torturous chain of illogic
> * Joe Malloy calls himself an "astrologer" when he needles Ham about
> wasting electrons
> * That my last name can't be "Deco"
> * That I backpedaled from his amazing "revelation" of what I believe
> * Usenet signatures should and must contain nothing more than one's
> real name
> * Usenet signatures that contain anything else are "spam"
> * Posting with a pseudonym is "cowardice"
> * His complete and total inability to recognize hyperbole and satire
>
> I hereby nominate Tholen Ham, the Illogical Astrologer, for the Bolo
> Bullis Foam Duck.
>
> Any seconds?[/color]

Secondead.

"ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
[color=blue]
> Art Deco wrote:[/color]
[color=blue][color=green]
> > I hereby nominate Tholen Ham, the Illogical Astrologer, for the Bolo
> > Bullis Foam Duck.
> >
> > Any seconds?[/color]
>
> Secondead.[/color]

"Butt Roast" Slurper! Shame!

ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:[color=blue]
>Art Deco wrote:[color=green]
>> Tholen Ham tholed:
>>
>> Ahem -- The prestigious Foam Duck award:
>>
>> 'Bolo Bullis Foam Duck'
>>
>> 'The spoonerism for "dumb ****", for those who've lost more marbles
>> than a Chinese Checker factory will ever make.'
>>
>> From the latest "digest":
>>[color=darkred]
>>>11677> Which is a nonsense claim,
>>>
>>>I'm well aware that your claim that ah's family name is "ah" is a
>>>nonsense claim, Deco. No need to tell me about it.[/color]
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>11677> Only an idiot would make and believe such a claims,
>>>
>>>That's not even grammatical, Deco. But given that you're an idiot, it's
>>>no surprise that you would believe that ah's family name is "ah".[/color]
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>11677> You connect
>>>11677> the dots, an activity for which you have so much talent (thanks for
>>>the
>>>11677> nice new sig material, btw).
>>>
>>>Classic stupidity on your part, Deco; you still believe that a quotation
>>>from somebody else is your signature. Do you sign your checks that way,
>>>Deco?[/color]
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>11678> Hardly a surprise considering your ludicrous claims about ah's family
>>>11678> name.
>>>
>>>Still suffering from reading comprehension problems, Deco? It's your
>>>claim that ah's family name is "ah":
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <240220070923413658%erfc@caballista.org>
>>>
>>> "One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
>>> of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
>>> by their family name"
>>> --Art Deco[/color]
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Another day, another 6 articles from Art Deco cross-posted to
>>>unrelated newsgroups. Quite a kook-out, Deco. You've been
>>>frothing even more ever since I demonstrated how you believe
>>>that ah's family name is "ah".[/color]
>>
>>[color=darkred]
>>>Deco is still operating under the delusion that his family name is Deco:
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <290720060819346837%erfc@netcabal.com>
>>>
>>> "Apparently in Tholen World, everyone is supposed to refer to
>>> everyone else solely by their family name, anything else is
>>> verboten."
>>> --Art Deco
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <050820060758108935%erfc@netcabal.com>
>>>
>>> "My personal favorite is how he demands that everyone refer to
>>> him as 'tholen@antispam.ham', yet when he quotes others, he
>>> hacks everything off except what he figures is the family name."
>>> --Art Deco
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <240220070923413658%erfc@caballista.org>
>>>
>>> "One last note about the holy digestor -- as it is a reflection
>>> of Davey's bizarre world where everyone must be referred to only
>>> by their family name"
>>> --Art Deco
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <120420071251145347%erfc@caballista.org>
>>>
>>> "This behavior can be explained by Davie's apparent belief that
>>> all should be referenced by their family name alone and nothing
>>> else."
>>> --Art Deco
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <090520071324119553%erfc@caballista.org>
>>>
>>> "As for why he thinks people should only use family names, I
>>> have no idea."
>>> --Art Deco
>>>
>>>Caught in a rather obvious lie, Deco has now started backpedalling:
>>>
>>>Message-ID: <300720071940133793%erfc@caballista.org>
>>>
>>> "It is plainly evident to anyone with a pair of neurons that
>>> you use either the family name or some other form of shorthand
>>> to form the labels for your oh-so-important count categories."
>>> --Art Deco[/color]
>>
>> For his insistence that, while refusing any and all clues:
>>
>> * I believe ah's last name is "ah" via a torturous chain of illogic
>> * Joe Malloy calls himself an "astrologer" when he needles Ham about
>> wasting electrons
>> * That my last name can't be "Deco"
>> * That I backpedaled from his amazing "revelation" of what I believe
>> * Usenet signatures should and must contain nothing more than one's
>> real name
>> * Usenet signatures that contain anything else are "spam"
>> * Posting with a pseudonym is "cowardice"
>> * His complete and total inability to recognize hyperbole and satire
>>
>> I hereby nominate Tholen Ham, the Illogical Astrologer, for the Bolo
>> Bullis Foam Duck.
>>
>> Any seconds?[/color]
>
>Secondead.[/color]

Pthancs.

--
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"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

"I am claiming that you believe ah's family name is "ah",
Deco, and I substantiated that claim."
--David Tholen

"Quite a kook-out, Deco. You've been frothing even more
ever since I demonstrated how you believe that ah's family
name is "ah"."
--David Tholen