Re: Interesting photo angles - OS2

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  1. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:54:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:25:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > I gather you've seen that sign more than once.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> It's one of my sigs, I see it every 1281 posts.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I didn't realise you visited brothels that frequently, PHucker.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> It's one of my sigs, I see it every 1281 posts.
    >> >>
    >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    >> >
    >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.

    >>
    >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up

    >
    > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.


    Nununununununear enough.

    >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    >> >> hold?"
    >> >
    >> > Hold what?

    >>
    >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.

    >
    > Why would I get arrested?


    Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.

    >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

    >
    > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.


    But in which direction?

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  2. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:48:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:36:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:08:46 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:28:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:23:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> Stop projecting.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > I don't own a projector, PHucker.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> It's built into your head.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Really? How do I turn it on?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You can't, it's broken.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Who broke it, PHucker?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> It was broken at birth.
    > >> >
    > >> > Dropped on your head, were you?
    > >>
    > >> I warned you about confusing "you" and me".

    > >
    > > I'm not confused, PHucker. So, did it hurt?

    >
    > [commences ink blot test]


    The Rorschach tests have been proved to be crap.


  3. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:50:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:37:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:10:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:27:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Yes, I agree that you are.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Did I write "I'm"?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You may as well have.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Never assume.
    > >> >
    > >> > Copy and paste detected.
    > >>
    > >> I'm not THAT lazy.

    > >
    > > I never said you were, PHucker.

    >
    > You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.


    So you k'lame, PHucker.

    > >> >> >> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
    > >> >> >> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
    > >> >> >> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > A0L!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> What is this obsession with the world's worst internet provider?
    > >> >
    > >> > Its how I say "LOL", you dope.
    > >>
    > >> Speech impediments (try saying impediments with one) are not permitted in demon.local. Or anywhere else for that matter! (C) Vic Reeves (TM)

    > >
    > > Me too! A0L!

    >
    > You have a speech impediment?


    A0L!


  4. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:54:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:25:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:20:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > I gather you've seen that sign more than once.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> It's one of my sigs, I see it every 1281 posts.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I didn't realise you visited brothels that frequently, PHucker.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> It's one of my sigs, I see it every 1281 posts.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    > >> >
    > >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.
    > >>
    > >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up

    > >
    > > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.

    >
    > Nununununununear enough.


    You are strange.

    > >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    > >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    > >> >> hold?"
    > >> >
    > >> > Hold what?
    > >>
    > >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.

    > >
    > > Why would I get arrested?

    >
    > Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.


    What makes you think I would do what you do in public?

    > >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

    > >
    > > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.

    >
    > But in which direction?


    You swing both ways.


  5. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:46:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:48:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:36:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:08:46 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:28:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:23:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Stop projecting.
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > I don't own a projector, PHucker.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> It's built into your head.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Really? How do I turn it on?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> You can't, it's broken.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Who broke it, PHucker?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> It was broken at birth.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Dropped on your head, were you?
    >> >>
    >> >> I warned you about confusing "you" and me".
    >> >
    >> > I'm not confused, PHucker. So, did it hurt?

    >>
    >> [commences ink blot test]

    >
    > The Rorschach tests have been proved to be crap.


    That was merely an analogycronomous whatsit.


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  6. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:48:00 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:50:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:37:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:10:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:27:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Yes, I agree that you are.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Did I write "I'm"?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You may as well have.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Never assume.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Copy and paste detected.
    >> >>
    >> >> I'm not THAT lazy.
    >> >
    >> > I never said you were, PHucker.

    >>
    >> You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.

    >
    > So you k'lame, PHucker.


    It's still in plain view, unsnipped.

    >> >> >> >> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
    >> >> >> >> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
    >> >> >> >> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > A0L!
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> What is this obsession with the world's worst internet provider?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Its how I say "LOL", you dope.
    >> >>
    >> >> Speech impediments (try saying impediments with one) are not permitted in demon.local. Or anywhere else for that matter! (C) Vic Reeves (TM)
    >> >
    >> > Me too! A0L!

    >>
    >> You have a speech impediment?

    >
    > A0L!


    Stop giggling like a little girl.

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  7. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:50:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.
    >> >>
    >> >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up
    >> >
    >> > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.

    >>
    >> Nununununununear enough.

    >
    > You are strange.


    But so are you.

    >> >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    >> >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    >> >> >> hold?"
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Hold what?
    >> >>
    >> >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.
    >> >
    >> > Why would I get arrested?

    >>
    >> Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.

    >
    > What makes you think I would do what you do in public?


    90% of men admit to wanking. The other 10% are liars.

    >> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
    >> >
    >> > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.

    >>
    >> But in which direction?

    >
    > You swing both ways.


    Double insults are not permitted in demon.local.

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  8. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:46:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:48:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:36:09 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:08:46 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:28:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:23:12 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Stop projecting.
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > I don't own a projector, PHucker.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> It's built into your head.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Really? How do I turn it on?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> You can't, it's broken.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Who broke it, PHucker?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> It was broken at birth.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Dropped on your head, were you?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I warned you about confusing "you" and me".
    > >> >
    > >> > I'm not confused, PHucker. So, did it hurt?
    > >>
    > >> [commences ink blot test]

    > >
    > > The Rorschach tests have been proved to be crap.

    >
    > That was merely an analogycronomous whatsit.


    I thought so. Although the spots did look like a crap to me.


  9. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:48:00 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:50:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:37:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:10:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:27:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Yes, I agree that you are.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Did I write "I'm"?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You may as well have.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Never assume.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Copy and paste detected.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I'm not THAT lazy.
    > >> >
    > >> > I never said you were, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.

    > >
    > > So you k'lame, PHucker.

    >
    > It's still in plain view, unsnipped.


    Well, put it away before someone sees it and calls the police,
    PHucker!

    > >> >> >> >> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
    > >> >> >> >> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
    > >> >> >> >> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > A0L!
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> What is this obsession with the world's worst internet provider?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Its how I say "LOL", you dope.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Speech impediments (try saying impediments with one) are not permitted in demon.local. Or anywhere else for that matter! (C) Vic Reeves (TM)
    > >> >
    > >> > Me too! A0L!
    > >>
    > >> You have a speech impediment?

    > >
    > > A0L!

    >
    > Stop giggling like a little girl.


    Tee hee!

    > Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?


    Classic repetition again.


  10. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:50:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up
    > >> >
    > >> > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> Nununununununear enough.

    > >
    > > You are strange.

    >
    > But so are you.


    My butt is not!

    > >> >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    > >> >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    > >> >> >> hold?"
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Hold what?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.
    > >> >
    > >> > Why would I get arrested?
    > >>
    > >> Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.

    > >
    > > What makes you think I would do what you do in public?

    >
    > 90% of men admit to wanking. The other 10% are liars.


    So you are a public liar?

    > >> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
    > >> >
    > >> > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> But in which direction?

    > >
    > > You swing both ways.

    >
    > Double insults are not permitted in demon.local.


    What about double entendres?


  11. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:40:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:48:00 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:50:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:37:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:10:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:27:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, I agree that you are.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> Did I write "I'm"?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > You may as well have.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Never assume.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Copy and paste detected.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I'm not THAT lazy.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I never said you were, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.
    >> >
    >> > So you k'lame, PHucker.

    >>
    >> It's still in plain view, unsnipped.

    >
    > Well, put it away before someone sees it and calls the police,
    > PHucker!


    FILTH!

    >> >> >> >> >> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
    >> >> >> >> >> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
    >> >> >> >> >> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > A0L!
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> What is this obsession with the world's worst internet provider?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Its how I say "LOL", you dope.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Speech impediments (try saying impediments with one) are not permitted in demon.local. Or anywhere else for that matter! (C) Vic Reeves (TM)
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Me too! A0L!
    >> >>
    >> >> You have a speech impediment?
    >> >
    >> > A0L!

    >>
    >> Stop giggling like a little girl.

    >
    > Tee hee!
    >
    >> Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?

    >
    > Classic repetition again.


    If it's classic, stop complaining.


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  12. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:42:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:50:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> Nununununununear enough.
    >> >
    >> > You are strange.

    >>
    >> But so are you.

    >
    > My butt is not!


    Not what?

    >> >> >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    >> >> >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    >> >> >> >> hold?"
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Hold what?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why would I get arrested?
    >> >>
    >> >> Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.
    >> >
    >> > What makes you think I would do what you do in public?

    >>
    >> 90% of men admit to wanking. The other 10% are liars.

    >
    > So you are a public liar?


    I never said they lied in public.

    >> >> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.
    >> >>
    >> >> But in which direction?
    >> >
    >> > You swing both ways.

    >>
    >> Double insults are not permitted in demon.local.

    >
    > What about double entendres?


    With prior permission.

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  13. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:42:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:50:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:53:39 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:36 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Yes, but you didn't understadn it the first time, so I gave you another chance.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > "understadn"? No wonder I don't understand.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Words-Wi...tters-Mixed-Up
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You didn't mix up the middle letters, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Nununununununear enough.
    > >> >
    > >> > You are strange.
    > >>
    > >> But so are you.

    > >
    > > My butt is not!

    >
    > Not what?


    Not again!

    > >> >> >> >> I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    > >> >> >> >> who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    > >> >> >> >> hold?"
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Hold what?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Use your initiative, but don't blame me when you get arrested.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why would I get arrested?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Wanking in public may not be legal in your area.
    > >> >
    > >> > What makes you think I would do what you do in public?
    > >>
    > >> 90% of men admit to wanking. The other 10% are liars.

    > >
    > > So you are a public liar?

    >
    > I never said they lied in public.


    Only 10% of them are.

    > >> >> >> There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And you've crossed that line many a time, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> But in which direction?
    > >> >
    > >> > You swing both ways.
    > >>
    > >> Double insults are not permitted in demon.local.

    > >
    > > What about double entendres?

    >
    > With prior permission.


    >From whom do I need to ask permission?



  14. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:40:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:48:00 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 08:50:49 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:37:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:10:22 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:27:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Yes, I agree that you are.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> Did I write "I'm"?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > You may as well have.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Never assume.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Copy and paste detected.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I'm not THAT lazy.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I never said you were, PHucker.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You said I copied and pasted when I didn't.
    > >> >
    > >> > So you k'lame, PHucker.
    > >>
    > >> It's still in plain view, unsnipped.

    > >
    > > Well, put it away before someone sees it and calls the police,
    > > PHucker!

    >
    > FILTH!


    I know.

    > >> >> >> >> >> A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
    > >> >> >> >> >> "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
    > >> >> >> >> >> "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > A0L!
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> What is this obsession with the world's worst internet provider?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Its how I say "LOL", you dope.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Speech impediments (try saying impediments with one) are not permitted in demon.local. Or anywhere else for that matter! (C) Vic Reeves (TM)
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Me too! A0L!
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You have a speech impediment?
    > >> >
    > >> > A0L!
    > >>
    > >> Stop giggling like a little girl.

    > >
    > > Tee hee!
    > >
    > >> Excuse me, are you reading that paper you're sitting on?

    > >
    > > Classic repetition again.

    >
    > If it's classic, stop complaining.


    You ought to complain! Look at these shoes.

    > My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    > He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    > "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."


    I believe that's called a gambit.


  15. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."

    >
    > I believe that's called a gambit.


    Stop spoiling the jokes!


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  16. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    > >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    > >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."

    > >
    > > I believe that's called a gambit.

    >
    > Stop spoiling the jokes!


    Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.

    > If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?


    Beats me. Why do you ask?


  17. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:10:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    >> >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    >> >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."
    >> >
    >> > I believe that's called a gambit.

    >>
    >> Stop spoiling the jokes!

    >
    > Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.


    I don't make them up you know.

    >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    >
    > Beats me. Why do you ask?


    To confuse you, and make things generally irritating.

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  18. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:10:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    > >> >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    > >> >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."
    > >> >
    > >> > I believe that's called a gambit.
    > >>
    > >> Stop spoiling the jokes!

    > >
    > > Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.

    >
    > I don't make them up you know.


    You could have fooled me, PHucker.

    > >> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    > >
    > > Beats me. Why do you ask?

    >
    > To confuse you, and make things generally irritating.


    Icy.

    > More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.


    How does one stand on an upturned mains plug?


  19. Re: Interesting photo angles

    On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:29:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:10:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    >> >> >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    >> >> >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I believe that's called a gambit.
    >> >>
    >> >> Stop spoiling the jokes!
    >> >
    >> > Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.

    >>
    >> I don't make them up you know.

    >
    > You could have fooled me, PHucker.


    It's not hard to do.

    >> More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.

    >
    > How does one stand on an upturned mains plug?


    With your foot.

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    "Sure do. They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
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  20. Re: Interesting photo angles

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:29:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:10:42 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 24 Aug 2007 01:21:06 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> My nephew and I were playing a game of chess tonight. In desperation he mockingly tried to cheat. In a poor imitation of an Italian gangster I said, "You want I should beat you up?"
    > >> >> >> He replied in turn, "I'll kill you first."
    > >> >> >> "Ah," I replied. "The Sicilian Defense."
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I believe that's called a gambit.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Stop spoiling the jokes!
    > >> >
    > >> > Your jokes are so bad they are already spoilt.
    > >>
    > >> I don't make them up you know.

    > >
    > > You could have fooled me, PHucker.

    >
    > It's not hard to do.


    In your dreams, PHucker.

    > >> More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.

    > >
    > > How does one stand on an upturned mains plug?

    >
    > With your foot.


    So what is an upturned mains plug then?


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