Re: Phil Kyle is a duck - OS2

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  1. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Really? That much?
    >> >>
    >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    >> >
    >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.

    >>
    >> You're the one with the little comma.

    >
    > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?


    Yes.

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  2. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Really? That much?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    > >> >
    > >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    > >>
    > >> You're the one with the little comma.

    > >
    > > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?

    >
    > Yes.


    What?


  3. Re: Kill Phyle is a ****


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1189301115.691588.92240@22g2000hsm.googlegrou ps.com...
    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce

    wrote:
    > >
    > > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce

    wrote:
    > > >>
    > > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce

    wrote:
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > > >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    > > >> >> >
    > > >> >> > Really? That much?
    > > >> >>
    > > >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    > > >> >
    > > >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    > > >>
    > > >> You're the one with the little comma.
    > > >
    > > > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?

    > >
    > > Yes.

    >
    > What?


    That you were abducted by Grey aliens and for a whole day they probed your
    anus, and that you talked the Grays into keeping you for two more weeks.
    When they finally returned you, the Grays were the "Browns" and you had a
    really big grin on your face!



  4. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Really? That much?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    >> >>
    >> >> You're the one with the little comma.
    >> >
    >> > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?

    >>
    >> Yes.

    >
    > What?


    that something of yours is inadequate.

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    A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

  5. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Really? That much?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You're the one with the little comma.
    > >> >
    > >> > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?
    > >>
    > >> Yes.

    > >
    > > What?

    >
    > that something of yours is inadequate.


    Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.

    > A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    > He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    > Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    > He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    > Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    > When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    > It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    > The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    > "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."


    Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.


  6. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Really? That much?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You're the one with the little comma.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?
    >> >>
    >> >> Yes.
    >> >
    >> > What?

    >>
    >> that something of yours is inadequate.

    >
    > Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.


    You mean it fits your hand?

    >> A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    >> He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    >> Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    >> He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    >> Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    >> When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    >> It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    >> The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    >> "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

    >
    > Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.


    GROAN.

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  7. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:20:50 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Really? That much?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You're the one with the little comma.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Are you insinuating something, PHucker?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Yes.
    > >> >
    > >> > What?
    > >>
    > >> that something of yours is inadequate.

    > >
    > > Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.

    >
    > You mean it fits your hand?


    What does, duckie?

    > >> A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    > >> He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    > >> Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    > >> He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    > >> Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    > >> When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    > >> It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    > >> The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    > >> "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."

    > >
    > > Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.

    >
    > GROAN.


    Did you just fart?


  8. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:35:46 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Yes.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > What?
    >> >>
    >> >> that something of yours is inadequate.
    >> >
    >> > Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.

    >>
    >> You mean it fits your hand?

    >
    > What does, duckie?


    Stop grabbing your rubber duckie like that. I'll call the RSPCA.

    >> >> A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    >> >> He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    >> >> Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    >> >> He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    >> >> Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    >> >> When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    >> >> It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    >> >> The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    >> >> "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."
    >> >
    >> > Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.

    >>
    >> GROAN.

    >
    > Did you just fart?


    If you fart like that, see a doctor.

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  9. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:35:46 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:00:16 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:25:15 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Yes.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > What?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> that something of yours is inadequate.
    > >> >
    > >> > Rubbish. All I have is adequate for my needs.
    > >>
    > >> You mean it fits your hand?

    > >
    > > What does, duckie?

    >
    > Stop grabbing your rubber duckie like that. I'll call the RSPCA.


    Reminds of that song.

    > >> >> A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge.
    > >> >> He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.
    > >> >> Hoping to get her into bed he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.
    > >> >> He asked whether she preferred Port or Sherry and she said, "Oh, Sherry by all means. To me it's the nectar of the gods.
    > >> >> Just looking at it in a crystal-clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
    > >> >> When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
    > >> >> It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins to glow.
    > >> >> The sound of a thousand violins being softly played fills my ears and I'm transported into another world.
    > >> >> "On the other hand, Port makes me fart."
    > >> >
    > >> > Better not give her the port then or it will be any port in a storm.
    > >>
    > >> GROAN.

    > >
    > > Did you just fart?

    >
    > If you fart like that, see a doctor.


    Will he laugh too?

    > What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    > Lipstick, if he's lucky.


    I don't get that.


  10. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.

    >
    > I don't get that.


    You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?

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  11. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    > >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.

    > >
    > > I don't get that.

    >
    > You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?


    And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    wearing queer a blowjob?
    That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.


  12. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    >> >
    >> > I don't get that.

    >>
    >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?

    >
    > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    > wearing queer a blowjob?
    > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.


    That's why he'd be very lucky.

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  13. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    > >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    > >> >
    > >> > I don't get that.
    > >>
    > >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?

    > >
    > > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    > > wearing queer a blowjob?
    > > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.

    >
    > That's why he'd be very lucky.


    You are one sick puppy.

    > In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.


    I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
    Sudoku.


  14. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:19:40 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    >> >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I don't get that.
    >> >>
    >> >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?
    >> >
    >> > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    >> > wearing queer a blowjob?
    >> > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.

    >>
    >> That's why he'd be very lucky.

    >
    > You are one sick puppy.


    What's wrong with it?

    >> In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.

    >
    > I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
    > Sudoku.


    What is the attraction with that game?

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  15. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:19:40 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    > >> >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I don't get that.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?
    > >> >
    > >> > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    > >> > wearing queer a blowjob?
    > >> > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.
    > >>
    > >> That's why he'd be very lucky.

    > >
    > > You are one sick puppy.

    >
    > What's wrong with it?


    Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

    > >> In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.

    > >
    > > I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
    > > Sudoku.

    >
    > What is the attraction with that game?


    It gives idiots something to do.


  16. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:04:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:19:40 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    >> >> >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I don't get that.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    >> >> > wearing queer a blowjob?
    >> >> > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.
    >> >>
    >> >> That's why he'd be very lucky.
    >> >
    >> > You are one sick puppy.

    >>
    >> What's wrong with it?

    >
    > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.


    What exactly were you referring to?

    >> >> In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.
    >> >
    >> > I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
    >> > Sudoku.

    >>
    >> What is the attraction with that game?

    >
    > It gives idiots something to do.


    :-)

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  17. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:04:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:19:40 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:50:59 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:31:57 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
    > >> >> >> >> Lipstick, if he's lucky.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I don't get that.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You have never heard of a blowjob? How old are you?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And who in their right mind would wear lipstick and give a kilt-
    > >> >> > wearing queer a blowjob?
    > >> >> > That is, apart from another queer Scotsman.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> That's why he'd be very lucky.
    > >> >
    > >> > You are one sick puppy.
    > >>
    > >> What's wrong with it?

    > >
    > > Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.

    >
    > What exactly were you referring to?


    Never mind. Just wipe the lipstick off afterwards.

    > >> >> In an attempt to attract a more modern, hipper, high tech type of customer, Campbell's Alphabet Soup now comes with spell check.
    > >> >
    > >> > I heard they were changing the name of Alphabet Soup to Alphabet
    > >> > Sudoku.
    > >>
    > >> What is the attraction with that game?

    > >
    > > It gives idiots something to do.

    >
    > :-)


    Exactly.

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