Re: Phil Kyle is a duck - OS2

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  1. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > With who?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I dunno, god wrote it.
    > >> >
    > >> > So he hates them?
    > >>
    > >> Who wouldn't?

    > >
    > > I know what you mean.
    > >
    > >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.

    > >
    > > My boomerang won't come back.

    >
    > Skinflint.


    But I've practiced until I was black in the face.


  2. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:26:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:32:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> That was pathetic.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You're won two torque.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> That's worse.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Wurst four ware?
    >> >>
    >> >> Dast ist KRAUT!
    >> >
    >> > Jarwhol.

    >>
    >> What?

    >
    > Que?


    Yes.

    >> >> >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> It's better to skin them.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Unless you're spitting chips.
    >> >>
    >> >> What?
    >> >
    >> > Let's split the fare.

    >>
    >> You can't take a skinned rabbit on a bus.

    >
    > Do you want me to start pelting you?


    With skinned rabbits?

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  3. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > With who?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I dunno, god wrote it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > So he hates them?
    >> >>
    >> >> Who wouldn't?
    >> >
    >> > I know what you mean.
    >> >
    >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    >> >
    >> > My boomerang won't come back.

    >>
    >> Skinflint.

    >
    > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.


    You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.

    It's like talking louder to a blind man.

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  4. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:26:45 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:32:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> That was pathetic.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You're won two torque.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> That's worse.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Wurst four ware?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Dast ist KRAUT!
    > >> >
    > >> > Jarwhol.
    > >>
    > >> What?

    > >
    > > Que?

    >
    > Yes.


    OK.

    > >> >> >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> It's better to skin them.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Unless you're spitting chips.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> What?
    > >> >
    > >> > Let's split the fare.
    > >>
    > >> You can't take a skinned rabbit on a bus.

    > >
    > > Do you want me to start pelting you?

    >
    > With skinned rabbits?


    Either that or heir of the dog.


  5. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > With who?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I dunno, god wrote it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > So he hates them?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Who wouldn't?
    > >> >
    > >> > I know what you mean.
    > >> >
    > >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    > >> >
    > >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    > >>
    > >> Skinflint.

    > >
    > > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.

    >
    > You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.


    Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    black in the face.

    > It's like talking louder to a blind man.


    I bet you've done that more than once.

    > More people in the UK are injured by standing on upturned mains plugs then by electric shocks.


    That's shocking!


  6. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    >> >>
    >> >> Skinflint.
    >> >
    >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.

    >>
    >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.

    >
    > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    > black in the face.


    Why else would your face become black?

    >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.

    >
    > I bet you've done that more than once.


    I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.

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  7. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:50:41 +0100, ah wrote:
    >
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:03:37 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>>> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:51:47 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Wot joke?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> I said digest, you said tholenbot.
    >>>>
    >>>> PYP!
    >>>
    >>> Use usenet replayer or something.

    >>
    >> Why?

    >
    > Saves me effort.


    Gawd forbid.

  8. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Skinflint.
    > >> >
    > >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.
    > >>
    > >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.

    > >
    > > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    > > black in the face.

    >
    > Why else would your face become black?


    I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.

    > >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.

    > >
    > > I bet you've done that more than once.

    >
    > I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.


    You should get out more often.


  9. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Skinflint.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.
    >> >>
    >> >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.
    >> >
    >> > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    >> > black in the face.

    >>
    >> Why else would your face become black?

    >
    > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.


    With no use of brain?

    >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    >> >
    >> > I bet you've done that more than once.

    >>
    >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.

    >
    > You should get out more often.


    And hang around with blind men?


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  10. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Skinflint.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.
    > >> >
    > >> > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    > >> > black in the face.
    > >>
    > >> Why else would your face become black?

    > >
    > > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.

    >
    > With no use of brain?


    I didn't realise I need to.

    > >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    > >> >
    > >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    > >>
    > >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.

    > >
    > > You should get out more often.

    >
    > And hang around with blind men?


    Why not? You might learn a thing or two.


  11. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Skinflint.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    >> >> > black in the face.
    >> >>
    >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    >> >
    >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.

    >>
    >> With no use of brain?

    >
    > I didn't realise I need to.


    [slaps self on forehead]

    >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    >> >>
    >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    >> >
    >> > You should get out more often.

    >>
    >> And hang around with blind men?

    >
    > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.


    How to operate a dog correctly?

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  12. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:05:26 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:29:08 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > My boomerang won't come back.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Skinflint.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > But I've practiced until I was black in the face.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You have made a blatant error. If your boomerang didn't come back, you would not have been hit in the face.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Where did I say I was hit in the face? I said I practiced until I was
    > >> >> > black in the face.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    > >> >
    > >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    > >>
    > >> With no use of brain?

    > >
    > > I didn't realise I need to.

    >
    > [slaps self on forehead]


    Is that a personal habit of yours?

    > >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    > >> >
    > >> > You should get out more often.
    > >>
    > >> And hang around with blind men?

    > >
    > > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.

    >
    > How to operate a dog correctly?


    Or which end to kiss.


  13. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    >> >>
    >> >> With no use of brain?
    >> >
    >> > I didn't realise I need to.

    >>
    >> [slaps self on forehead]

    >
    > Is that a personal habit of yours?


    Only when someone does something really really stupid.

    >> >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You should get out more often.
    >> >>
    >> >> And hang around with blind men?
    >> >
    >> > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.

    >>
    >> How to operate a dog correctly?

    >
    > Or which end to kiss.


    I am not aware of any dog-kissing blind folk.

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  14. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> With no use of brain?
    > >> >
    > >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    > >>
    > >> [slaps self on forehead]

    > >
    > > Is that a personal habit of yours?

    >
    > Only when someone does something really really stupid.


    So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?

    > >> >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You should get out more often.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> And hang around with blind men?
    > >> >
    > >> > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.
    > >>
    > >> How to operate a dog correctly?

    > >
    > > Or which end to kiss.

    >
    > I am not aware of any dog-kissing blind folk.


    Why not?

    > I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person
    > who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to
    > hold?"


    Classic repetition.


  15. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    >> >>
    >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    >> >
    >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?

    >>
    >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.

    >
    > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?


    At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.

    >> >> >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > You should get out more often.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> And hang around with blind men?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.
    >> >>
    >> >> How to operate a dog correctly?
    >> >
    >> > Or which end to kiss.

    >>
    >> I am not aware of any dog-kissing blind folk.

    >
    > Why not?


    I may not have actively searched for them. Where would I begin?

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  16. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    > >> >
    > >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?
    > >>
    > >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.

    > >
    > > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?

    >
    > At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.


    Really? That much?

    > >> >> >> >> >> It's like talking louder to a blind man.
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > I bet you've done that more than once.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> I don't think I've spoken to more than one blind man.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > You should get out more often.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> And hang around with blind men?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Why not? You might learn a thing or two.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> How to operate a dog correctly?
    > >> >
    > >> > Or which end to kiss.
    > >>
    > >> I am not aware of any dog-kissing blind folk.

    > >
    > > Why not?

    >
    > I may not have actively searched for them. Where would I begin?


    Look out for dogs. Blind people are always sniffing their butts.


  17. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?
    >> >>
    >> >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.
    >> >
    >> > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?

    >>
    >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.

    >
    > Really? That much?


    I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.

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  18. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.
    > >> >
    > >> > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?
    > >>
    > >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.

    > >
    > > Really? That much?

    >
    > I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.


    Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.


  19. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    >> >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    >> >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?
    >> >>
    >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    >> >
    >> > Really? That much?

    >>
    >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.

    >
    > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.


    You're the one with the little comma.


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  20. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:48:02 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:44:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:23:35 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:14:41 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:26:31 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> On Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:59:03 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> >> Why else would your face become black?
    > >> >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> >> > I don't know. I was only repeating the lyrics to that song.
    > >> >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> >> With no use of brain?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > I didn't realise I need to.
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> [slaps self on forehead]
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Is that a personal habit of yours?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Only when someone does something really really stupid.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > So you like beating yourself frequently, eh?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> At no more than a frequency of 43.2 Hz.
    > >> >
    > >> > Really? That much?
    > >>
    > >> I was exaggerating. It is customary to exaggerate.

    > >
    > > Yes, your girlfriend knows all about that.

    >
    > You're the one with the little comma.


    Are you insinuating something, PHucker?


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