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  1. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> There's a tediousness list?

    >
    > And you're on it.


    You must be top of it.


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  2. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> There's a tediousness list?

    > >
    > > And you're on it.

    >
    > You must be top of it.


    After you, PHucker.

    > "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.


    What does that mean?


  3. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:02:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:41:29 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:51:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> You are tholenbot's houseboy?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > What is that? A My 3 Sons repeat?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Unless "My 3 sons" is a porn film, no.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > No, it wasn't. But I was actually thinking of that old show with Gene
    > >> >> > Barry. He had a Chinese houseboy. I think My 3 Sons had one too.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Do you get non-pornographic houseboys?
    > >> >
    > >> > They weren't in those old TV shows.
    > >>
    > >> Why you watch old TV?

    > >
    > > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.

    >
    > Ah, you're an OAP.


    And you're a DOAP.

    > Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?


    Don't you mean tenty one?


  4. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    >> >
    >> > And you're on it.

    >>
    >> You must be top of it.

    >
    > After you, PHucker.
    >
    >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.

    >
    > What does that mean?


    Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.

    Realistically, they blow everything up.

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  5. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:02:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:41:29 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:51:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> >> You are tholenbot's houseboy?
    >> >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> >> > What is that? A My 3 Sons repeat?
    >> >> >> >>
    >> >> >> >> Unless "My 3 sons" is a porn film, no.
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > No, it wasn't. But I was actually thinking of that old show with Gene
    >> >> >> > Barry. He had a Chinese houseboy. I think My 3 Sons had one too.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Do you get non-pornographic houseboys?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > They weren't in those old TV shows.
    >> >>
    >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    >> >
    >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.

    >>
    >> Ah, you're an OAP.

    >
    > And you're a DOAP.


    That was pathetic.

    >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

    >
    > Don't you mean tenty one?


    Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.

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  6. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:02:30 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 02:41:29 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> On Sun, 12 Aug 2007 08:51:10 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> >> You are tholenbot's houseboy?
    > >> >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> >> > What is that? A My 3 Sons repeat?
    > >> >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> >> Unless "My 3 sons" is a porn film, no.
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > No, it wasn't. But I was actually thinking of that old show with Gene
    > >> >> >> > Barry. He had a Chinese houseboy. I think My 3 Sons had one too.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Do you get non-pornographic houseboys?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > They weren't in those old TV shows.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    > >> >
    > >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.
    > >>
    > >> Ah, you're an OAP.

    > >
    > > And you're a DOAP.

    >
    > That was pathetic.


    You're won two torque.

    > >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

    > >
    > > Don't you mean tenty one?

    >
    > Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.


    I can't help it. I like splitting hares.


  7. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    > >> >
    > >> > And you're on it.
    > >>
    > >> You must be top of it.

    > >
    > > After you, PHucker.
    > >
    > >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.

    > >
    > > What does that mean?

    >
    > Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.


    With who?

    > Realistically, they blow everything up.


    That's true.


  8. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.
    >> >>
    >> >> Ah, you're an OAP.
    >> >
    >> > And you're a DOAP.

    >>
    >> That was pathetic.

    >
    > You're won two torque.


    That's worse.

    >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    >> >
    >> > Don't you mean tenty one?

    >>
    >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.

    >
    > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.


    It's better to skin them.


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  9. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And you're on it.
    >> >>
    >> >> You must be top of it.
    >> >
    >> > After you, PHucker.
    >> >
    >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    >> >
    >> > What does that mean?

    >>
    >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.

    >
    > With who?


    I dunno, god wrote it.

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  10. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:03:37 +0100, ah wrote:
    >
    >> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:51:47 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>>> On Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:00:10 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Are you laughing a me?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> No Sir, I was laughing at your joke.
    >>>>
    >>>> Wot joke?
    >>>
    >>> I said digest, you said tholenbot.

    >>
    >> PYP!

    >
    > Use usenet replayer or something.


    Why?

  11. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Ah, you're an OAP.
    > >> >
    > >> > And you're a DOAP.
    > >>
    > >> That was pathetic.

    > >
    > > You're won two torque.

    >
    > That's worse.


    Wurst four ware?

    > >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    > >> >
    > >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    > >>
    > >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.

    > >
    > > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.

    >
    > It's better to skin them.


    Unless you're spitting chips.


  12. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And you're on it.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> You must be top of it.
    > >> >
    > >> > After you, PHucker.
    > >> >
    > >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    > >> >
    > >> > What does that mean?
    > >>
    > >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.

    > >
    > > With who?

    >
    > I dunno, god wrote it.


    So he hates them?


  13. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 00:50:41 +0100, ah wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:03:37 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>
    >>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 00:51:47 +0100, ah wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Wot joke?
    >>>>
    >>>> I said digest, you said tholenbot.
    >>>
    >>> PYP!

    >>
    >> Use usenet replayer or something.

    >
    > Why?


    Saves me effort.

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  14. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Ah, you're an OAP.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > And you're a DOAP.
    >> >>
    >> >> That was pathetic.
    >> >
    >> > You're won two torque.

    >>
    >> That's worse.

    >
    > Wurst four ware?


    Dast ist KRAUT!

    >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    >> >>
    >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    >> >
    >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.

    >>
    >> It's better to skin them.

    >
    > Unless you're spitting chips.


    What?

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  15. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > And you're on it.
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> You must be top of it.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > After you, PHucker.
    >> >> >
    >> >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > What does that mean?
    >> >>
    >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    >> >
    >> > With who?

    >>
    >> I dunno, god wrote it.

    >
    > So he hates them?


    Who wouldn't?

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  16. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:59:53 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:59:18 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> Why you watch old TV?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > They weren't old shows when I watched them at the time.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Ah, you're an OAP.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > And you're a DOAP.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> That was pathetic.
    > >> >
    > >> > You're won two torque.
    > >>
    > >> That's worse.

    > >
    > > Wurst four ware?

    >
    > Dast ist KRAUT!


    Jarwhol.

    > >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    > >> >
    > >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.
    > >>
    > >> It's better to skin them.

    > >
    > > Unless you're spitting chips.

    >
    > What?


    Let's split the fare.


  17. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:58:17 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> On Wed, 15 Aug 2007 06:00:21 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> >> There's a tediousness list?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > And you're on it.
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> You must be top of it.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > After you, PHucker.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> >> "The world is far too cosy," said god. So he invented Arabs.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > What does that mean?
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    > >> >
    > >> > With who?
    > >>
    > >> I dunno, god wrote it.

    > >
    > > So he hates them?

    >
    > Who wouldn't?


    I know what you mean.

    > A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.


    My boomerang won't come back.


  18. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:32:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> That was pathetic.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > You're won two torque.
    >> >>
    >> >> That's worse.
    >> >
    >> > Wurst four ware?

    >>
    >> Dast ist KRAUT!

    >
    > Jarwhol.


    What?

    >> >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    >> >> >> >
    >> >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.
    >> >>
    >> >> It's better to skin them.
    >> >
    >> > Unless you're spitting chips.

    >>
    >> What?

    >
    > Let's split the fare.


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  19. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:34:07 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:48:52 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:04 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> Literally, Arabs aren't cosy.
    >> >> >
    >> >> > With who?
    >> >>
    >> >> I dunno, god wrote it.
    >> >
    >> > So he hates them?

    >>
    >> Who wouldn't?

    >
    > I know what you mean.
    >
    >> A boomerang that doesn't come back is a stick.

    >
    > My boomerang won't come back.


    Skinflint.

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    At the 13th hole, a phone rings again and upon hearing it, the Japanese fellow disappears into some nearby bushes. The German and the American look at each other and then walk over and peer into the bushes. In the middle of the bushes is the Japanese fellow, squatting with his pants down around his ankles.
    "What on earth are you doing?!" asks the American.
    The Japanese fellow looks up and replies "Waiting for a fax".

  20. Re: Phil Kyle is a duck

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 15:32:20 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:47:38 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:25:14 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> >> That was pathetic.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > You're won two torque.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> That's worse.
    > >> >
    > >> > Wurst four ware?
    > >>
    > >> Dast ist KRAUT!

    > >
    > > Jarwhol.

    >
    > What?


    Que?

    > >> >> >> >> Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    > >> >> >> >
    > >> >> >> > Don't you mean tenty one?
    > >> >> >>
    > >> >> >> Possibly, stop analyzing jokes so closely.
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > I can't help it. I like splitting hares.
    > >> >>
    > >> >> It's better to skin them.
    > >> >
    > >> > Unless you're spitting chips.
    > >>
    > >> What?

    > >
    > > Let's split the fare.

    >
    > You can't take a skinned rabbit on a bus.


    Do you want me to start pelting you?


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