Art Deco wrote:
> The April 2008 ballot is out:
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2008 Usenet Kook
>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>>* you are a notorious net.kook
>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on May 9th to cast your votes.
>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
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>>
>>BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain--yes, one may vote on the question for /both/
>> candidates)
>>
>> Brandon and Amber Herbert
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>> Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Anthony X
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


David Tholen

>>
>>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Anthony X
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


David Tholen

>>
>>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> David Tholen
>> Douglas Grant
>> None of the above
>> Abstain


David Tholen

>>
>>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


YES

>>
>>DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran
>> John Wentzky
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter
>> None of the above
>> Abstain


"Diaperboi"

>>
>>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> David Tholen
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


David Tholen

>>
>>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>> John Wentzky
>> Johnny Wizard
>> None of the above
>> Abstain


None of the above

>>
>>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Daniel Joseph Min
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> David Tholen
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


YES

>>
>>BALSA GAVEL
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Douglas Grant
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>>
>> Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow
>> Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet
>> Neither of the above
>> Abstain


"Diaperboi"

>>
>>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" by Meat->Plow
>>
>> YES
>> NO
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Donald Alford AKA Wizard of Odds
>> Pamela Russell
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Bert "Bertrude" Hoff and Scott "Schattie" Abraham
>> Nazicowards of soc.culture.israel
>> Abstain


Abstain

>>
>>OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)
>>
>> Colonel Jake
>> Jeff Relf
>> Abstain


Je␌ Re␊

>>
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>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

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