nightbat wrote:

>nightbat wrote
> Not far behind Darla Earth scientists come closer to
>finding the secrets of aging.
>Now if researchers can find out how to brain implant higher IQ the silly
>coffeeboy mind drain deficiency will be solved.
> ponder on,
> the nightbat

Please pontificate on more articles in The Onion, fro0tbat, that's

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