Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

>Because of circumstances beyond the control of the Cabal Obsidian Order
>(TINCOO), Kookle has not been updated since the results of the April
>2007 Elections (no fooling!). This has resulted in some confusion among
>kookologists who have made nominations for awards that the nominee in
>question has already won. To clear up this confusion, Fluffy, ruler of
>all USENET, has commissioned me to compile a lits o' w(h)inners for all
>the awards that accept awards from the voters of AUK during the past six
>months (awards that are awarded directly by the FNVW and not by
>nomination are not listed).
>
>Hail Fluffy!
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>
>05/07 Tom Potter
>06/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Lady Motown
>10/07 Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>
>05/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>06/07 Hagar
>07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>08/07 Bill AKA Respondant
>09/07 Pamela Russell
>10/07 Chief Thracian
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>
>05/07 Honest John
>06/07 Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>07/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>10/07 Bill Hughes
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>
>05/07 Brad Guth
>06/07 Tom Potter
>07/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>08/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>09/07 Alexa Cameron
>10/07 Not presented
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>
>05/07 Sam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior"
>06/07 Robert E. McElwaine
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>
>05/07 Crash Street Kidd
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign
>08/07 Charles Lysaght
>09/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>10/07 Bill Hughes
>
>BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Alexa Cameron
>10/07 Not presented
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
>
>05/07 NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong"
>06/07 Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Raymond Karczewski
>09/07 David Tholen
>10/07 Jim Riley
>
>TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
>
>05/07 Brad Guth and Catherine Burr (tie)
>06/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>07/07 Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>08/07 Scott Abraham
>09/07 Catherine Burr and Tom Potter (tie)
>10/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>
>VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
>
>05/07 The Anti-Relativists of sci.physics
>06/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy
>07/07 Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius of alt.astronomy
> and Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
>08/07 "Singing Starving Stomach" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung
>09/07 "The Real Theory of Relativity is being suppressed" by Double-A
> and "The 911 Twin Towers Hologram" by Raymond Karczewski (tie)
>10/07 Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>
>05/07 Ed Conrad
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 David Tholen
>08/07 Jean-Paul Turcaud
>09/07 Raymond Karczewski
>10/07 Bill Hughes
>
>GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 David Tholen
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>
>05/07 Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>06/07 Richard "Teh St00pid" Bullis
>07/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>08/07 Tom "Tosser" Bishop
>09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>10/07 Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne
>
>BOBO AWARD
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice
>08/07 Christopher "Rizler" Smith and Michael Vick
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
>
>05/07 Honest John
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 David Tholen
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Big-8 Management Board
>
>BUSTED URINAL AWARD
>
>05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Hagar
>08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian
>09/07 Tom Potter
>10/07 Not presented
>
>UNABOMBER SURPRISE
>
>05/07 Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian"
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Archimedes Plutonium
>10/07 Not presented
>
>GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Bill Hughes
>08/07 Dale Kelly
>09/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt
>10/07 Not presented
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Ed Conrad
>10/07 Not presented
>
>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>
>05/07 Darla Pere
>06/07 Not presented
>07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>10/07 Not presented
>
>BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Tom Potter, trained by Art Deco
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore
>09/07 Dave Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
>10/07 Not presented
>
>JAYNE KULIKAUSKAS "CHUMP OF THE SUMMER" PIN
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>
>RICHARD M. NIXON MEMORIAL "PATHOLOGICAL LIAR" AWARD
>08/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>
>PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Kevin A. Cannon for the fake Chuck Lysaght
>07/07 r0ck for Fake BigNetBuy,
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>
>HAMMER OF THOR
>
>05/07 Not presented
>06/07 Hell Toupee
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Spinics of alt.astrology
>10/07 No winner
>
>GENE SPAFFORD "USENET SAMARITAN" AWARD
>
>05/07 Robb of Shared-Secrets
>06/07 NNot presented
>07/07 Not presented
>08/07 Not presented
>09/07 Not presented
>10/07 Not presented
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>
>05/07 Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
>06/07 Edmond Heinz Wollmann
>07/07 Incumbent in office
>08/07 Incumbent in office
>09/07 Incumbent in office
>10/07 Incumbent in office
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>05/07 Vito Kuhn (incumbent)
>06/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain
>07/07 Incumbent in office
>08/07 Bill Hughes
>09/07 Incumbent in office
>10/07 Incumbent in office
>
>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>
>05/07 Brad Guth (incumbent)
>06/07 Ed Conrad
>07/07 Incumbent in office
>08/07 Incumbent in office
>09/07 Incumbent in office
>10/07 Incumbent in office
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>
>05/07 Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk (incumbents)
>06/07 Saucerheads of alt.astronomy
>07/07 Incumbent in office
>08/07 Incumbent in office
>09/07 Incumbent in office
>10/07 Big-8 Management Board
>
>AUK MASCOT
>
>05/07 Joseph Bartlo (incumbent)
>06/07 Incumbent in office
>07/07 Incumbent in office
>08/07 Incumbent in office
>09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe
>10/07 Incumbent in office


SEVEN new awards for Wee Davie Tholen!

APPROVED!

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