Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007. - OS2

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  1. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >
    > > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >
    > > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    > > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    > > Days......................: 7
    > > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    > > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    > > Total Volume..............: 3352
    > > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    > > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    > > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    > > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    > > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    > > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    > > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    > >
    > > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > > ================================================== =============
    > > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

    >
    > Who the **** is he?


    A spamming troll, PHucker.

    > > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%


    I see I beat you again.

    > > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
    > > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
    > > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
    > > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
    > > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
    > > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    > > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    > > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%


    > A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters.
    > She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
    > The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
    > Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
    > The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
    > He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
    > The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
    > The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
    > After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
    > He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."


    Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?


  2. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1191731705.240105.134310@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >
    >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    >> > Days......................: 7
    >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    >> >
    >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > ================================================== =============
    >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

    >>
    >> Who the **** is he?

    >
    > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    >
    >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    >
    > I see I beat you again.


    Grunts.
    >
    >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
    >> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
    >> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
    >> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
    >> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
    >> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    >> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    >> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%

    >
    >> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
    >> their stutters.
    >> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
    >> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
    >> born without stuttering.
    >> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
    >> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
    >> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
    >> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
    >> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
    >> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
    >> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
    >> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

    >
    > Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?
    >




  3. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1191731705.240105.134310@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
    > >> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >
    > >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    > >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    > >> > Days......................: 7
    > >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    > >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    > >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    > >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    > >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    > >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    > >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    > >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    > >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    > >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    > >> >
    > >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> > ================================================== =============
    > >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
    > >>
    > >> Who the **** is he?

    > >
    > > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    > >
    > >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    > >
    > > I see I beat you again.

    >
    > Grunts.


    You pig!

    > >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
    > >> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
    > >> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
    > >> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
    > >> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
    > >> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    > >> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
    > >> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%

    > >
    > >> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
    > >> their stutters.
    > >> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
    > >> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
    > >> born without stuttering.
    > >> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
    > >> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
    > >> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
    > >> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
    > >> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
    > >> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
    > >> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
    > >> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

    > >
    > > Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?



  4. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >>
    >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >
    >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    >> > Days......................: 7
    >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    >> >
    >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> > ================================================== =============
    >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

    >>
    >> Who the **** is he?

    >
    > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    >
    >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    >
    > I see I beat you again.


    That's not Bruce, Bruce.

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  5. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.


    "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    news:1191807563.836799.128210@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > Mr Pounder wrote:
    >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    >> news:1191731705.240105.134310@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    >> >> > Days......................: 7
    >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> > ================================================== =============
    >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
    >> >> > 55.4%
    >> >>
    >> >> Who the **** is he?
    >> >
    >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    >> >
    >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
    >> >> > 9.1%
    >> >
    >> > I see I beat you again.

    >>
    >> Grunts.

    >
    > You pig!


    It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.
    >
    >> >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4
    >> >> > 8.2%
    >> >> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6
    >> >> > 4.4%
    >> >> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6
    >> >> > 2.5%
    >> >> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3
    >> >> > 2.2%
    >> >> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0
    >> >> > 1.9%
    >> >> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3
    >> >> > 1.2%
    >> >> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3
    >> >> > 1.2%
    >> >> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3
    >> >> > 1.2%
    >> >
    >> >> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients
    >> >> of
    >> >> their stutters.
    >> >> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
    >> >> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they
    >> >> were
    >> >> born without stuttering.
    >> >> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
    >> >> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
    >> >> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
    >> >> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
    >> >> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
    >> >> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the
    >> >> man.
    >> >> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say
    >> >> now?"
    >> >> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."
    >> >
    >> > Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?

    >




  6. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    Mr Pounder wrote:
    > "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > news:1191807563.836799.128210@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > > Mr Pounder wrote:
    > >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
    > >> news:1191731705.240105.134310@y42g2000hsy.googlegr oups.com...
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>
    > >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    > >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    > >> >> > Days......................: 7
    > >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    > >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    > >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    > >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    > >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    > >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    > >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    > >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    > >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    > >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    > >> >> >
    > >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> > ================================================== =============
    > >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
    > >> >> > 55.4%
    > >> >>
    > >> >> Who the **** is he?
    > >> >
    > >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    > >> >
    > >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
    > >> >> > 9.1%
    > >> >
    > >> > I see I beat you again.
    > >>
    > >> Grunts.

    > >
    > > You pig!

    >
    > It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.


    You bounder!


  7. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    Peter Hucker wrote:
    > On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    > >> >
    > >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    > >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    > >> > Days......................: 7
    > >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    > >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    > >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    > >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    > >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    > >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    > >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    > >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    > >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    > >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    > >> >
    > >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> > ================================================== =============
    > >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
    > >>
    > >> Who the **** is he?

    > >
    > > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    > >
    > >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    > >
    > > I see I beat you again.

    >
    > That's not Bruce, Bruce.


    Are you on drugs again?


  8. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >>
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    >> >> > Days......................: 7
    >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
    >> >> >
    >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> > ================================================== =============
    >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
    >> >>
    >> >> Who the **** is he?
    >> >
    >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
    >> >
    >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
    >> >
    >> > I see I beat you again.

    >>
    >> That's not Bruce, Bruce.

    >
    > Are you on drugs again?


    There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

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  9. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    > On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    > > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >
    > >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    > >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

    >
    > >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    > >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    > >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    > >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    > >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >
    > >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    > >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    > >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    > >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    > >> >> > Days......................: 7
    > >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    > >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    > >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    > >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    > >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    > >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    > >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    > >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    > >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    > >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

    >
    > >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    > >> >> > ================================================== =============
    > >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

    >
    > >> >> Who the **** is he?

    >
    > >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.

    >
    > >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    >
    > >> > I see I beat you again.

    >
    > >> That's not Bruce, Bruce.

    >
    > > Are you on drugs again?

    >
    > There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.


    Peter Noone?


  10. Re: Weekly News Statistics for demon.local: week ending 5 Oct 2007.

    On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:11:06 -0000, wrote:

    > On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" wrote:
    >> On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
    >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:

    >>
    >> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
    >> >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
    >> >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
    >> >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
    >> >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
    >> >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti

    >>
    >> >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
    >> >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
    >> >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
    >> >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
    >> >> >> > Days......................: 7
    >> >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
    >> >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
    >> >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
    >> >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
    >> >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
    >> >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
    >> >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
    >> >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
    >> >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
    >> >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%

    >>
    >> >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
    >> >> >> > ================================================== =============
    >> >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%

    >>
    >> >> >> Who the **** is he?

    >>
    >> >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.

    >>
    >> >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

    >>
    >> >> > I see I beat you again.

    >>
    >> >> That's not Bruce, Bruce.

    >>
    >> > Are you on drugs again?

    >>
    >> There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

    >
    > Peter Noone?


    No, beat.


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