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  1. A review of Islam.exe

    [Summary of the review of Islam.exe : "Not an OS at all for any
    platform. Its features are similar to a Trojan Virus. Hence, this
    should be referred to all anti-virus software companies for developing
    their respective virus updates, so as to prevent any further damages to
    the human societies. Though few users of this OS claim about its
    perfection, while on the other hand erstwhile users are rejecting this
    in droves. Few users also initiated the blasphemous idea of editing and
    abridging the main source code. But that also would not serve the
    purpose to eliminate its destructive form and nature.

    "The rating of this OS is exceptionally poor. In fact this OS should be
    dumped at once and destroyed fully on war footing. It is also suggested
    for public welfare to be aware of its lewd and luring screen-shots,
    wallpapers and screen savers. Those are highly misleading and have no
    relevance other than to trick the unsuspecting user."]

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    Operating System Software Review: ISLAM.EXE, Alpha Version 0.7.2

    By Shabnam Ali

    Introduction

    The software giant Microsoft will launch its latest operating system
    (OS)WINDOWS VISTA in January 2007. The new version would have enhanced
    security and search features, besides a new user interface, said the
    spokesperson of the company.

    Starting in 1985, with the first Windows v.1.0 operating system
    software, it had been a long and arduous journey by Microsoft to reach
    at Windows Vista. We dare not say Microsoft plagiarized, rather was
    'inspired' by many features of another GUI based OS which prevailed in
    the market at that time. Though comparatively Windows is not a class
    operating system software now, but it is indeed one for the masses.

    Nevertheless, by next January many of us would get busy using and
    evaluating this new Windows Vista OS irrespective of its deficiencies.
    Meanwhile, attention has been drawn towards a never-evaluated, much
    used, yet maligned and still wonderful Operating System- Islam.exe.
    Incidentally, prior to writing this exceptionally brilliant OS many of
    its feature existed in other similar software systems. Again, let us
    presume this as happenstance.

    It is beyond the scope of this review to detail a comprehensive
    technical review of this youngest-among-of-its-kind operating software.
    We would just present a brief overview of the same. For interested
    readers, academicians and user of such OSs, we would request them to
    visit http://news.faithfreedom.org to know in depth about user feedback
    and learn about this software.

    Description

    ISLAM.EXE Alpha Version 0.7.2, is primarily a virtual operating system.
    It is unique among all such OS available in the world. Though it is
    labelled as 'alpha version 0.7.2', in reality it had never been
    upgraded to come out of this version and is still in the same stage. It
    has been noticed that the cataloguer of this software system had a
    fascination of using the number 72. Conspicuously, this number is cited
    at many places of the source code. The editorial board could not find a
    logical explanation for this.

    The first and foremost innovative feature is that, this OS does not
    require any operating platform. It just requires the existence and
    presence of a cluster of human beings who have never used this software
    before. The self-extracting and self-executable files operate
    automatically and creat a unique platform of its own. The algorithm of
    this OS is so dynamic that every installation varies and differs from
    each other.

    This OS has no physical existence and is not available on any
    data-transfer medium like floppy, or CD, but can be downloaded from any
    of 4000+ mirror websites of its parent company. The entire OS is
    written/printed on hard copy named 'Quran'. Interestingly, this is also
    the primary user/instruction manual for this OS.

    When the system is in operation the main program calls on demand
    several sub-routines for seemingly logical processing to complete the
    task in hand. This is a full duplex handshaking operation based on
    'Islamologic'. Some of those sub-routines e.g. Hadith, Sunnah, Fiqh,
    Sharia etc. execute many parallel sets of instructions. Quizzically,
    these sub-routines are not embedded into the main OS, but depend
    entirely on its instructions.

    Islam.exe has another patentable feature. It can not be installed
    through InstallationWizard by double clicking the mouse. Also in the
    absence of any uninsataller it can never be uninstalled. It needs a
    double-edged BlueSword (TM) to install it anywhere by any user.

    The first installed location was the home town of the author of this
    OS. Thereafter it has been installed at more than 52 countries around
    the world, cosmetically known as OIC. The company is constantly
    promoting this OS to make more profit through interrupt signal named
    'plunder'. It is also vying to make this OS as the sole software of its
    kind in the whole world and beyond. The another fascinating feature is,
    though the source code is said to be same, but each installation differ
    from the original Arabian version, and also differs between each
    installation. It has been observed that users of nearly 150 different
    installations claim their platform to be authentically original, while
    others are faulty.

    The stability factor of this software is zero. The peculiar and highly
    unstable nature of this OS software can also be found from its crash
    reports through user feed-back. But it is prohibited to take any
    corrective steps by anyone. One reason can be attributed to clarify for
    this sub-normal operational dysfunctions. The principal author took 23
    years to write the codes single handedly for this long programme. It
    was more like 'shoot-and-scoot' style of functioning. The codes were
    written and immediately implemented without making the EXE file. Hence,
    it is presumed that the author forgot what he wrote earlier when
    writing the codes at a later time.

    Also, the author's failing health prompted him to stage-close the
    project hurriedly. Though this OS has not reached its Beta version, the
    principal author declared in his death bed, as being complete, perfect
    and flawless OS sytem in the world in every aspect. The final
    compilation of the OS took place many years after the death of the
    principal programmer. In reality it is full of poor coding, loads of
    syntax errors, erratic termination of subroutines and lack of
    sequential documentation. Most of the time one encounters anomaly in
    the main software, vis-a-vis the 'User Instruction Manual' and
    constantly '404 error message' appear on the screen.

    Though it had been a team work, but there is no formal acknowledgement
    in the Instruction Manual-*****-Operating System. Though in reality the
    principal programmer alone has written this software, but for some
    mysterious reasons beyond the knowledge of this Editorial Board, the
    principal author has not taken the credit to himself. On the other hand
    he has totally assigned the entire credit of writing this software to
    his co-author Mr. Allah. In fact, his other co-authors-*****-colleagues
    agreed to this during his life time and also abided after his death, on
    this declaration of authorship.

    As it had been observed, numerous governments of user-countries have
    esteemed faith on Islam.exe 0.7.2 software and use it very devoutly,
    only when it becomes essential for them to remain on the driving seat
    of power. They do so mocking another operating system called
    DemocracyUL.

    On the other hand, Governments of all other nations of the world do not
    use, but respect the entity of Islam.exe for fear of BlueSword
    technology. These countries are neither willing to import 'fear-factor'
    technology, nor they want to develop their own indigenous technology.
    They cling on the same old fashioned DOS like OS 'DemocracyUL'.

    Development and brief specifications

    Some time during 600+ A.D. this OS had been conceptualized and
    developed over a period of 23 years, as mentioned before. It had been
    forcibly installed by the company. Thereafter, installations were
    carried out without the supervision of the managing team of the
    software only with 'BlueSword'(TM).

    Some of the major features of this OS are as follows:

    Website: http://www.mecca-khilafat.com
    Chief Programmer and Developer : Mr. Hazarat Muhammad, AoA (Apostle of
    Allah)
    Project team: M/s Allah, Gabriel, Abu Bakr et al.
    Company : Dar-ul-Islam Incorporated, (An enterprise of Islamic Ummah)
    Head Office : Mecca, Saudi Arabia
    Category : Operating System (OS)
    OS family: Only Islam. Based on Islamologic and BlueSword (TM)
    Technology. 2
    User rating : 20.72% with five star
    Rated by : 1.4 Billion people
    File size : 72 Tera Bytes
    System platform : Not required. It creates its own platform.
    Support languages : ONLY Arabic
    Source model : Fully open source. Though the source code is open, but
    it is unalterable at any point of time, and is not permitted in any
    conceivable or unconceivable manner for whatsoever reason. Anyone,
    trying to do any of the above, or beyond those specified, shall be
    killed. The users are advised to read the EULA in the sub-manual titled
    Sharia, for detailed instructions of such executions.

    Latest stable release : As declared by the Project Team, on behalf of
    the company, this shall never be made available. The users of Islam.exe
    alpha v.0.7.2, are advised to strictly follow the primary instruction
    manual 'Quran' fully in letter and spirit.

    License : Can be obtained from any Mosque near your residence. All end
    users are encouraged to share, distribute this software in its original
    form freely with those who belong to dar-ul-harb. EULA must be followed
    strictly.

    Kernel type : None
    Working state : Unsupported as of December 31 2006
    Cost : Freeware. Lucrative awards are handed out to new-user of this OS.

    EULA of Islam.exe
    The main directive for its users have been detailed in one of its self
    executing sub-routine known as Shariat. We outline some of the main
    features of this EULA.

    Summary of End-User License Agreement

    1. Trial Version Copy. You have to use the Software as long as you
    live, and also by your future generations for free. The unregistered
    trial version may be freely distributed, provided the distribution
    package is not modified in any way. You may make copies of the trial
    Software as you wish; give exact copies of the original trial Software
    to anyone; and distribute the trial Software in its unmodified form via
    electronic means (Internet, BBS's, Shareware distribution libraries,
    CD-ROMs, etc.). You may not charge any fee for the copy or use of the
    trial Software itself, but you may charge a distribution fee that is
    reasonably related to any cost you incur distributing the trial
    Software (e.g. packaging). The Zakat fund would reimburse your
    expenditure. But you must not represent in any way that you are selling
    the Software itself.

    2. Registered Copy. After you have accepted the license for Software,
    you are licensed to copy the Software only into the memory of the
    number of users corresponding to the number of licenses purchased. The
    primary user of the computer on which each licensed copy of the
    Software is installed may make a second copy for his or her exclusive
    use on a portable computer. You must not duplicate the Software in
    whole or in part, except that you may make one copy of the Software for
    backup for your daily use.

    3. RESTRICTIONS. You may not use, copy, emulate, clone, rent, lease,
    sell, defy, decompile, disassemble, otherwise reverse engineer, or
    transfer the licensed program, or any subset of the licensed program,
    except as provided for in this agreement. Any such unauthorized use
    shall result in immediate and automatic termination of this license and
    may result in criminal and/or civil prosecution. You may not use the
    Software for comparative study with similar software in the market.

    4. COPYRIGHT. The Software is protected by Saudi Arabia copyright law
    and international treaty provisions. You acknowledge that no title to
    the intellectual property in the Software is transferred to you. You
    further acknowledge that title and full ownership rights to the
    Software shall remain the exclusive property of dar-ul-Islam and you
    will not acquire any rights to the Software except as expressly set
    forth in this license. You agree that any copies of the Software will
    contain the same proprietary notices which appear on and in the
    Software.

    5. NO WARRANTIES. THE SOFTWARE AND ANY RELATED DOCUMENTATION IS
    PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR
    IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR
    MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NONINFRINGEMENT.
    YOU MUST USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. IN NO EVENT SHALL DAR-UL-ISLAM OR ITS
    SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL,
    OR INDIRECT DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF THE DELIVERY,
    PERFORMANCE, USE OR MISUSE OF THE SOFTWARE.

    6. Installing and using the software signifies acceptance of these
    terms and conditions of the license.

    7. If you do not agree with the terms of this license you must NOT
    remove the software from your storage devices and shall NOT cease to
    use the product. Failing this you may be tried in accordance of Shariat
    Court of Law and would be awarded a death penalty.
    Thank you for using and also for forcing others to use this software
    more .

    Editorial Recommendation and Ratings

    The Editorial Board found Islam.exe is not an OS at all for any
    platform. Its features are similar to a Trojan Virus. Hence, this
    should be referred to all anti-virus software companies for developing
    their respective virus updates, so as to prevent any further damages to
    the human societies. Though few users of this OS claim about its
    perfection, while on the other hand erstwhile users are rejecting this
    in droves. Few users also initiated the blasphemous idea of editing and
    abridging the main source code. But that also would not serve the
    purpose to eliminate its destructive form and nature.

    The rating of this OS is exceptionally poor. In fact this OS should be
    dumped at once and destroyed fully on war footing. It is also suggested
    for public welfare to be aware of its lewd and luring screen-shots,
    wallpapers and screen savers. Those are highly misleading and have no
    relevance other than to trick the unsuspecting user.

    ===

  2. Re: A review of Islam.exe

    Ajanta wrote:

    > ISLAM.EXE Alpha Version 0.7.2, is primarily a virtual operating system.
    > It is unique among all such OS available in the world. Though it is
    > labelled as 'alpha version 0.7.2', in reality it had never been
    > upgraded to come out of this version and is still in the same stage. It
    > has been noticed that the cataloguer of this software system had a
    > fascination of using the number 72. Conspicuously, this number is cited
    > at many places of the source code. The editorial board could not find a
    > logical explanation for this.


    Bollocks, it's just a copy of religion.exe which has been around as long
    as there have been people stupid enough to install it.

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