[Summary of the review of Islam.exe : "Not an OS at all for any
platform. Its features are similar to a Trojan Virus. Hence, this
should be referred to all anti-virus software companies for developing
their respective virus updates, so as to prevent any further damages to
the human societies. Though few users of this OS claim about its
perfection, while on the other hand erstwhile users are rejecting this
in droves. Few users also initiated the blasphemous idea of editing and
abridging the main source code. But that also would not serve the
purpose to eliminate its destructive form and nature.
"The rating of this OS is exceptionally poor. In fact this OS should be
dumped at once and destroyed fully on war footing. It is also suggested
for public welfare to be aware of its lewd and luring screen-shots,
wallpapers and screen savers. Those are highly misleading and have no
relevance other than to trick the unsuspecting user."]
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Operating System Software Review: ISLAM.EXE, Alpha Version 0.7.2
By Shabnam Ali
Introduction
The software giant Microsoft will launch its latest operating system
(OS)WINDOWS VISTA in January 2007. The new version would have enhanced
security and search features, besides a new user interface, said the
spokesperson of the company.
Starting in 1985, with the first Windows v.1.0 operating system
software, it had been a long and arduous journey by Microsoft to reach
at Windows Vista. We dare not say Microsoft plagiarized, rather was
'inspired' by many features of another GUI based OS which prevailed in
the market at that time. Though comparatively Windows is not a class
operating system software now, but it is indeed one for the masses.
Nevertheless, by next January many of us would get busy using and
evaluating this new Windows Vista OS irrespective of its deficiencies.
Meanwhile, attention has been drawn towards a never-evaluated, much
used, yet maligned and still wonderful Operating System- Islam.exe.
Incidentally, prior to writing this exceptionally brilliant OS many of
its feature existed in other similar software systems. Again, let us
presume this as happenstance.
It is beyond the scope of this review to detail a comprehensive
technical review of this youngest-among-of-its-kind operating software.
We would just present a brief overview of the same. For interested
readers, academicians and user of such OSs, we would request them to
visit [url]http://news.faithfreedom.org[/url] to know in depth about user feedback
and learn about this software.
Description
ISLAM.EXE Alpha Version 0.7.2, is primarily a virtual operating system.
It is unique among all such OS available in the world. Though it is
labelled as 'alpha version 0.7.2', in reality it had never been
upgraded to come out of this version and is still in the same stage. It
has been noticed that the cataloguer of this software system had a
fascination of using the number 72. Conspicuously, this number is cited
at many places of the source code. The editorial board could not find a
logical explanation for this.
The first and foremost innovative feature is that, this OS does not
require any operating platform. It just requires the existence and
presence of a cluster of human beings who have never used this software
before. The self-extracting and self-executable files operate
automatically and creat a unique platform of its own. The algorithm of
this OS is so dynamic that every installation varies and differs from
each other.
This OS has no physical existence and is not available on any
data-transfer medium like floppy, or CD, but can be downloaded from any
of 4000+ mirror websites of its parent company. The entire OS is
written/printed on hard copy named 'Quran'. Interestingly, this is also
the primary user/instruction manual for this OS.
When the system is in operation the main program calls on demand
several sub-routines for seemingly logical processing to complete the
task in hand. This is a full duplex handshaking operation based on
'Islamologic'. Some of those sub-routines e.g. Hadith, Sunnah, Fiqh,
Sharia etc. execute many parallel sets of instructions. Quizzically,
these sub-routines are not embedded into the main OS, but depend
entirely on its instructions.
Islam.exe has another patentable feature. It can not be installed
through InstallationWizard by double clicking the mouse. Also in the
absence of any uninsataller it can never be uninstalled. It needs a
double-edged BlueSword (TM) to install it anywhere by any user.
The first installed location was the home town of the author of this
OS. Thereafter it has been installed at more than 52 countries around
the world, cosmetically known as OIC. The company is constantly
promoting this OS to make more profit through interrupt signal named
'plunder'. It is also vying to make this OS as the sole software of its
kind in the whole world and beyond. The another fascinating feature is,
though the source code is said to be same, but each installation differ
from the original Arabian version, and also differs between each
installation. It has been observed that users of nearly 150 different
installations claim their platform to be authentically original, while
others are faulty.
The stability factor of this software is zero. The peculiar and highly
unstable nature of this OS software can also be found from its crash
reports through user feed-back. But it is prohibited to take any
corrective steps by anyone. One reason can be attributed to clarify for
this sub-normal operational dysfunctions. The principal author took 23
years to write the codes single handedly for this long programme. It
was more like 'shoot-and-scoot' style of functioning. The codes were
written and immediately implemented without making the EXE file. Hence,
it is presumed that the author forgot what he wrote earlier when
writing the codes at a later time.
Also, the author's failing health prompted him to stage-close the
project hurriedly. Though this OS has not reached its Beta version, the
principal author declared in his death bed, as being complete, perfect
and flawless OS sytem in the world in every aspect. The final
compilation of the OS took place many years after the death of the
principal programmer. In reality it is full of poor coding, loads of
syntax errors, erratic termination of subroutines and lack of
sequential documentation. Most of the time one encounters anomaly in
the main software, vis-a-vis the 'User Instruction Manual' and
constantly '404 error message' appear on the screen.
Though it had been a team work, but there is no formal acknowledgement
in the Instruction Manual-*****-Operating System. Though in reality the
principal programmer alone has written this software, but for some
mysterious reasons beyond the knowledge of this Editorial Board, the
principal author has not taken the credit to himself. On the other hand
he has totally assigned the entire credit of writing this software to
his co-author Mr. Allah. In fact, his other co-authors-*****-colleagues
agreed to this during his life time and also abided after his death, on
this declaration of authorship.
As it had been observed, numerous governments of user-countries have
esteemed faith on Islam.exe 0.7.2 software and use it very devoutly,
only when it becomes essential for them to remain on the driving seat
of power. They do so mocking another operating system called
DemocracyUL.
On the other hand, Governments of all other nations of the world do not
use, but respect the entity of Islam.exe for fear of BlueSword
technology. These countries are neither willing to import 'fear-factor'
technology, nor they want to develop their own indigenous technology.
They cling on the same old fashioned DOS like OS 'DemocracyUL'.
Development and brief specifications
Some time during 600+ A.D. this OS had been conceptualized and
developed over a period of 23 years, as mentioned before. It had been
forcibly installed by the company. Thereafter, installations were
carried out without the supervision of the managing team of the
software only with 'BlueSword'(TM).
Some of the major features of this OS are as follows:
Website: [url]http://www.mecca-khilafat.com[/url]
Chief Programmer and Developer : Mr. Hazarat Muhammad, AoA (Apostle of
Allah)
Project team: M/s Allah, Gabriel, Abu Bakr et al.
Company : Dar-ul-Islam Incorporated, (An enterprise of Islamic Ummah)
Head Office : Mecca, Saudi Arabia
Category : Operating System (OS)
OS family: Only Islam. Based on Islamologic and BlueSword (TM)
Technology. 2
User rating : 20.72% with five star
Rated by : 1.4 Billion people
File size : 72 Tera Bytes
System platform : Not required. It creates its own platform.
Support languages : ONLY Arabic
Source model : Fully open source. Though the source code is open, but
it is unalterable at any point of time, and is not permitted in any
conceivable or unconceivable manner for whatsoever reason. Anyone,
trying to do any of the above, or beyond those specified, shall be
killed. The users are advised to read the EULA in the sub-manual titled
Sharia, for detailed instructions of such executions.
Latest stable release : As declared by the Project Team, on behalf of
the company, this shall never be made available. The users of Islam.exe
alpha v.0.7.2, are advised to strictly follow the primary instruction
manual 'Quran' fully in letter and spirit.
License : Can be obtained from any Mosque near your residence. All end
users are encouraged to share, distribute this software in its original
form freely with those who belong to dar-ul-harb. EULA must be followed
strictly.
Kernel type : None
Working state : Unsupported as of December 31 2006
Cost : Freeware. Lucrative awards are handed out to new-user of this OS.
EULA of Islam.exe
The main directive for its users have been detailed in one of its self
executing sub-routine known as Shariat. We outline some of the main
features of this EULA.
Summary of End-User License Agreement
1. Trial Version Copy. You have to use the Software as long as you
live, and also by your future generations for free. The unregistered
trial version may be freely distributed, provided the distribution
package is not modified in any way. You may make copies of the trial
Software as you wish; give exact copies of the original trial Software
to anyone; and distribute the trial Software in its unmodified form via
electronic means (Internet, BBS's, Shareware distribution libraries,
CD-ROMs, etc.). You may not charge any fee for the copy or use of the
trial Software itself, but you may charge a distribution fee that is
reasonably related to any cost you incur distributing the trial
Software (e.g. packaging). The Zakat fund would reimburse your
expenditure. But you must not represent in any way that you are selling
the Software itself.
2. Registered Copy. After you have accepted the license for Software,
you are licensed to copy the Software only into the memory of the
number of users corresponding to the number of licenses purchased. The
primary user of the computer on which each licensed copy of the
Software is installed may make a second copy for his or her exclusive
use on a portable computer. You must not duplicate the Software in
whole or in part, except that you may make one copy of the Software for
backup for your daily use.
3. RESTRICTIONS. You may not use, copy, emulate, clone, rent, lease,
sell, defy, decompile, disassemble, otherwise reverse engineer, or
transfer the licensed program, or any subset of the licensed program,
except as provided for in this agreement. Any such unauthorized use
shall result in immediate and automatic termination of this license and
may result in criminal and/or civil prosecution. You may not use the
Software for comparative study with similar software in the market.
4. COPYRIGHT. The Software is protected by Saudi Arabia copyright law
and international treaty provisions. You acknowledge that no title to
the intellectual property in the Software is transferred to you. You
further acknowledge that title and full ownership rights to the
Software shall remain the exclusive property of dar-ul-Islam and you
will not acquire any rights to the Software except as expressly set
forth in this license. You agree that any copies of the Software will
contain the same proprietary notices which appear on and in the
Software.
5. NO WARRANTIES. THE SOFTWARE AND ANY RELATED DOCUMENTATION IS
PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OR
MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NONINFRINGEMENT.
YOU MUST USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. IN NO EVENT SHALL DAR-UL-ISLAM OR ITS
SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY CONSEQUENTIAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL,
OR INDIRECT DAMAGES OF ANY KIND ARISING OUT OF THE DELIVERY,
PERFORMANCE, USE OR MISUSE OF THE SOFTWARE.
6. Installing and using the software signifies acceptance of these
terms and conditions of the license.
7. If you do not agree with the terms of this license you must NOT
remove the software from your storage devices and shall NOT cease to
use the product. Failing this you may be tried in accordance of Shariat
Court of Law and would be awarded a death penalty.
Thank you for using and also for forcing others to use this software
more .
Editorial Recommendation and Ratings
The Editorial Board found Islam.exe is not an OS at all for any
platform. Its features are similar to a Trojan Virus. Hence, this
should be referred to all anti-virus software companies for developing
their respective virus updates, so as to prevent any further damages to
the human societies. Though few users of this OS claim about its
perfection, while on the other hand erstwhile users are rejecting this
in droves. Few users also initiated the blasphemous idea of editing and
abridging the main source code. But that also would not serve the
purpose to eliminate its destructive form and nature.
The rating of this OS is exceptionally poor. In fact this OS should be
dumped at once and destroyed fully on war footing. It is also suggested
for public welfare to be aware of its lewd and luring screen-shots,
wallpapers and screen savers. Those are highly misleading and have no
relevance other than to trick the unsuspecting user.
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