This article, about Vista being doomed, isn't really newsworthy. I mean, EVERYONE knows Vista sucks d*ck, even my dead grandmother knows!!

Why aren't they thrashing Windows 7, hacking it completely to the ground, before it even has time to creep out of its womb. It's basically the same operating system, just different icons and artwork. I figure The Register isn't worth its salt anymore by giving the Big Evil Redmond Monster time to breathe, when they should strangle it with their bare hands!

Windows 7, I hate it already!!!!