Re: Are you in a jam? Need a locksmith now? 1-877-364-5264 Los Angeles, CA

****ing spammers.

Now You Know <lvhsystems@hotmail.com> wrote:
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>Are you in a jam? Need a locksmith now? 1-877-364-5264
>Mobile locksmith Los Angeles Areas We come to your place Call Us:
>CALL 818-386-1022[/color]

Or. toll free, 1-877-364-5264
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>We provide emergency locksmith service for all your lock and security
>needs[/color]

Yes! DO call them. Call them again and again, sending them to all
the bad neigborhoods to help stranded motorists who don't exist.
Every time you pass by a pay phone, call them again and send them
on another wild goose chase.

****ing spammers.

After takin' a swig o' grog, Silicon Sam belched out
this bit o' wisdom:
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> On Oct 28, 11:51*am, "Moshe Goldfarb." <brick.n.st...@gmail.com>
> wrote:[color=green]
>> A friend of mine locked her keys in her car a couple of weeks ago.
>> It was a holiday weekend and late at night.[/color][/color]

What the hell holiday was /that/? Yom kippur?
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> Ever hear of Pop-A-Lock? Gotta be much cheaper.[/color]

--
"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that
"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News

Silicon Sam wrote:
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> mentally-ill troll "Moshe Goldfarb." wrote:[color=green]
>>
>> Locksmiths are a slimy bunch.[/color]
>
> Ever hear of Pop-A-Lock?[/color]

Ever hear of feeding a cross-posting troll?

*plonk*

Mobile locksmith, let me know when you are not home and where your
safe it

On Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:39:31 -0500, Ignoramus32330 wrote:
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> Mobile locksmith, let me know when you are not home and where your
> safe it[/color]

Hopefully your skills with dynamite are superior to your writing skills.


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