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  1. Fw: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008

    Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye crack-headed poisonous
    bunch-backed toad, thou crusty batch of nature, ye barfed:

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
    Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
    Sent: Monday, October 06, 2008 6:14 PM
    Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008


    > Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2008 Usenet Kook
    > Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    > burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    > Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
    >
    > * you are a notorious net.kook
    > * you attempt to vote twice
    > * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    > * you vote for or against yourself
    > * you vote in a thread other than this one
    > * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    > * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    > * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    > * you have officially been declared non-existent
    > * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
    >
    > Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    > until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on October 16th to cast your votes.
    > Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    >
    > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >
    > BOBO AWARD
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Jack Thompson
    >
    > YES
    > NO
    > Abstain
    >
    > KOOK OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
    > Gunner Asch
    > Johnny Wizard
    > Gunner Asch
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > captdan@aol.com
    > Steve Carroll
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > COWARD OF THE MONTH
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Cue/Lil
    > Jerry of misc.surivalism
    > Stalking Anonymous Coward Fanboi of Emerson Wainwright
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Bucky Breeder
    > Raymond Karczewski
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GOLDEN KILLFILE
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Karen Anderson
    > Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > comp.os.linus.advocacy kook collective
    > Cue/Lil
    > GitRDunn
    > Karen Anderson
    > Sean McCloud
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    > Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > PALMJOB PADDLE
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    > The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    > Karen Anderson
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > "Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    > "Complete Miscalculation of Tidal Forces" by chuckcar
    > "Matter-music theory" by Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    > "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Cue/Lil
    > Gerald Newton
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > Bucky Breeder
    >
    > YES
    > NO
    > Abstain
    >
    > SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
    > Steve Carroll
    > The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
    > (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >
    > David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
    >
    > YES
    > NO
    > Abstain
    >
    > BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    > (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Cue/Lil
    > Maxwell
    > The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    > None of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    > Karen Anderson
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    > (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >
    > "antispore.com" by AK47Project.com
    > "Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei)
    > Neither of the above
    > Abstain
    >
    > OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    > Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
    > Abstain
    >
    > OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Bucky Breeder
    > Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
    > Abstain
    >
    > KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    > Alexa Cameron
    > Abstain
    >
    > MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
    > and Jerry of misc.survivalism
    > Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery
    > Abstain
    >
    > OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
    > (Vote for one or abstain)
    >
    > Bucky Breeder
    > Jeff Relf
    > Abstain
    >
    > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >
    > Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
    > --
    > The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
    > http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
    > http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ


    --
    alt.usenet.kooks
    "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

    Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

    Member of:
    Usenet Ruiner List
    Top Assholes on the Net List
    Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

    Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E

    Join me for dinner. I'm cooking frightening blow flies with spoiled live
    rat embryos in beat-up rattlesnake scrotum and ****er spaniel spew
    sauce, served in a bubbling bucket heaped with well-done kelp,
    unpalatable oddments of crab and fish with leftover brain, salt water, a
    side of olives and a glass of giant garden slug slobber.


  2. Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008

    Kadaitcha Man, ye blasted clotpole, what tempest threw this whale with
    so many tons of oil in his belly, ashore at Windsor, ye exclaimed:

    > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye crack-headed poisonous
    > bunch-backed toad, thou crusty batch of nature, ye barfed:
    >
    > ----- Original Message -----
    > From: "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
    > Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
    > Sent: Monday, October 06, 2008 6:14 PM
    > Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008
    >
    >
    >> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2008 Usenet Kook
    >> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    >> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    >> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
    >>
    >> * you are a notorious net.kook
    >> * you attempt to vote twice
    >> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    >> * you vote for or against yourself
    >> * you vote in a thread other than this one
    >> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    >> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
    >> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
    >>
    >> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    >> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on October 16th to cast your votes.
    >> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    >>
    >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>
    >> BOBO AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Jack Thompson
    >>
    >> YES
    >> NO
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> KOOK OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
    >> Gunner Asch
    >> Johnny Wizard
    >> Gunner Asch
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> captdan@aol.com
    >> Steve Carroll

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> COWARD OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Jerry of misc.surivalism
    >> Stalking Anonymous Coward Fanboi of Emerson Wainwright
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Raymond Karczewski
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GOLDEN KILLFILE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> comp.os.linus.advocacy kook collective

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Cue/Lil
    >> GitRDunn
    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Sean McCloud
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> PALMJOB PADDLE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Karen Anderson

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >> "Complete Miscalculation of Tidal Forces" by chuckcar

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> "Matter-music theory" by Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Gerald Newton
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder
    >>
    >> YES

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]

    >> NO
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Steve Carroll
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
    >>
    >> YES

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]

    >> NO
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Maxwell
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "antispore.com" by AK47Project.com
    >> "Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei)

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    Bastard. You got me.

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Alexa Cameron
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
    >> and Jerry of misc.survivalism
    >> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder
    >> Jeff Relf
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>
    >> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
    >> --
    >> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
    >> http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
    >> http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ

    >
    > --
    > alt.usenet.kooks
    > "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    > Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
    >
    > Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    > September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    > and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    > Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    > Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
    >
    > Member of:
    > Usenet Ruiner List
    > Top Assholes on the Net List
    > Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    > Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List
    >
    > Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E
    >
    > Join me for dinner. I'm cooking frightening blow flies with spoiled live
    > rat embryos in beat-up rattlesnake scrotum and ****er spaniel spew
    > sauce, served in a bubbling bucket heaped with well-done kelp,
    > unpalatable oddments of crab and fish with leftover brain, salt water, a
    > side of olives and a glass of giant garden slug slobber.
    >
    >


    --
    alt.usenet.kooks
    "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

    Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

    Member of:
    Usenet Ruiner List
    Top Assholes on the Net List
    Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

    Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E

    Join me for dinner. I'm cooking undercooked sheep cyst with tendon
    vinegar accompanied by unclean bladder on top of gummed-up doberman
    droppings and crow kidney stones topping smothered in wasted maggot vein
    in distressing hedgehog duodenum and rat snake cancer topping, simmered
    in a circulating pot stuffed with medium-rare scallion, chewy medley of
    reptile egg, crustacean and mussel, fruit juice, a side of green bean
    chips and a mug of coagulated beef soup.


  3. Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008

    Kadaitcha Man, ye gormless whoreson malt-horse drudge, observe thyself,
    for the love of mockery, ye swore:

    > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye crack-headed poisonous
    > bunch-backed toad, thou crusty batch of nature, ye barfed:
    >
    > ----- Original Message -----
    > From: "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
    > Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
    > Sent: Monday, October 06, 2008 6:14 PM
    > Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008
    >
    >
    >> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2008 Usenet Kook
    >> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    >> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    >> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
    >>
    >> * you are a notorious net.kook
    >> * you attempt to vote twice
    >> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    >> * you vote for or against yourself
    >> * you vote in a thread other than this one
    >> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    >> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    >> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    >> * you have officially been declared non-existent
    >> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
    >>
    >> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    >> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on October 16th to cast your votes.
    >> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    >>
    >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>
    >> BOBO AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Jack Thompson
    >>
    >> YES
    >> NO
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> KOOK OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
    >> Gunner Asch
    >> Johnny Wizard
    >> Gunner Asch
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> captdan@aol.com
    >> Steve Carroll

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> COWARD OF THE MONTH
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Jerry of misc.surivalism
    >> Stalking Anonymous Coward Fanboi of Emerson Wainwright
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Raymond Karczewski
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GOLDEN KILLFILE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> comp.os.linus.advocacy kook collective

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Cue/Lil
    >> GitRDunn
    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Sean McCloud
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> PALMJOB PADDLE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]

    >> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Karen Anderson

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >> "Complete Miscalculation of Tidal Forces" by chuckcar

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> "Matter-music theory" by Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Gerald Newton
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder
    >>
    >> YES

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]

    >> NO
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Steve Carroll
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
    >> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>
    >> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
    >>
    >> YES

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]

    >> NO
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    >> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Cue/Lil

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Maxwell
    >> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >> None of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Karen Anderson
    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>
    >> "antispore.com" by AK47Project.com
    >> "Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei)

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    Bastard. You got me.

    >> Neither of the above
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Alexa Cameron
    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
    >> and Jerry of misc.survivalism
    >> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
    >> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>
    >> Bucky Breeder
    >> Jeff Relf

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]

    >> Abstain
    >>
    >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>
    >> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
    >> --
    >> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
    >> http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
    >> http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ

    >
    > --
    > alt.usenet.kooks
    > "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    > Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
    >
    > Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    > September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    > and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    > Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    > Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
    >
    > Member of:
    > Usenet Ruiner List
    > Top Assholes on the Net List
    > Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    > Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List
    >
    > Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E
    >
    > Join me for dinner. I'm cooking frightening blow flies with spoiled live
    > rat embryos in beat-up rattlesnake scrotum and ****er spaniel spew
    > sauce, served in a bubbling bucket heaped with well-done kelp,
    > unpalatable oddments of crab and fish with leftover brain, salt water, a
    > side of olives and a glass of giant garden slug slobber.
    >
    >


    --
    alt.usenet.kooks
    "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

    Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

    Member of:
    Usenet Ruiner List
    Top Assholes on the Net List
    Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

    Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E

    Join me for dinner. I'm cooking surfeiting rooster belly and red deer
    carcinoma garnish garnished with diseased kitten innards with chive
    garnish con shocking used tampons and crocodile belly conserve, cooked
    in a steaming pannikin filled with medium cooked asparagus, exotic whole
    calamari and sundry bits of poultry, offal broth, a side of catfish
    stomach carcinoma and a stein of blood.


  4. Re: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008

    Kadaitcha Man, ye awful damned and luxurious mountain-goat, thou are
    rough and hairy, ye threw up:

    Yet another dodgy vote, ignore this one too.

    > Kadaitcha Man, ye blasted clotpole, what tempest threw this whale with
    > so many tons of oil in his belly, ashore at Windsor, ye exclaimed:
    >
    >> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, ye crack-headed poisonous
    >> bunch-backed toad, thou crusty batch of nature, ye barfed:
    >>
    >> ----- Original Message -----
    >> From: "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
    >> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
    >> Sent: Monday, October 06, 2008 6:14 PM
    >> Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, September 2008
    >>
    >>
    >>> Here follows the one true ballot for the September 2008 Usenet Kook
    >>> Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
    >>> burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
    >>> Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
    >>>
    >>> * you are a notorious net.kook
    >>> * you attempt to vote twice
    >>> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
    >>> * you vote for or against yourself
    >>> * you vote in a thread other than this one
    >>> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
    >>> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
    >>> * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
    >>> * you have officially been declared non-existent
    >>> * you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
    >>>
    >>> Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
    >>> until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EDT on October 16th to cast your votes.
    >>> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
    >>>
    >>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>>
    >>> BOBO AWARD
    >>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Jack Thompson
    >>>
    >>> YES
    >>> NO
    >>> Abstain

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]
    >
    >>> KOOK OF THE MONTH
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games
    >>> Gunner Asch
    >>> Johnny Wizard
    >>> Gunner Asch
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]
    >
    >>> CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> captdan@aol.com
    >>> Steve Carroll

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Cue/Lil

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Jerry of misc.surivalism
    >>> Stalking Anonymous Coward Fanboi of Emerson Wainwright
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> LOONEY MAROON AWARD
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bucky Breeder

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Raymond Karczewski
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> GOLDEN KILLFILE
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Karen Anderson
    >>> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> comp.os.linus.advocacy kook collective

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Cue/Lil
    >>> GitRDunn
    >>> Karen Anderson
    >>> Sean McCloud
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >>> Tim "Three ****ing Weeks" Thorne

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> PALMJOB PADDLE
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >>> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[ABSTAIN]
    >
    >>> TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >>> Karen Anderson

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> "Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >>> "Complete Miscalculation of Tidal Forces" by chuckcar

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> "Matter-music theory" by Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho
    >>> "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" by Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Cue/Lil

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Gerald Newton
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
    >>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bucky Breeder
    >>>
    >>> YES

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]
    >
    >>> NO
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Steve Carroll
    >>> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> KLUCK LYSAGHT "TAR AND FEATHERS" AWARD
    >>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho
    >>>
    >>> YES

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[YES]
    >
    >>> NO
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> BUSTED URINAL AWARD
    >>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Cue/Lil

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Maxwell
    >>> The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy
    >>> None of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> UNABOMBER SURPRISE
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Karen Anderson
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
    >>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> "antispore.com" by AK47Project.com
    >>> "Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei)

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    > Bastard. You got me.
    >
    >>> Neither of the above
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
    >>> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall
    >>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
    >>> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bucky Breeder

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Jamie "Lamie" Baillie
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
    >>> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >
    >>> Alexa Cameron
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
    >>> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bob Milby Jr. AKA Patriot Games, Gunner Asch,
    >>> and Jerry of misc.survivalism
    >>> Chuck Lysaght and Will Dockery

    > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[VOTE]
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> OFFICE OF ILLUCIDUS MAXIMUS
    >>> (Vote for one or abstain)
    >>>
    >>> Bucky Breeder
    >>> Jeff Relf
    >>> Abstain
    >>>
    >>> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    >>>
    >>> Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.
    >>> --
    >>> The Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of alt.usenet.kooks
    >>> http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Alt.usenet.kooks
    >>> http://tinyurl.com/AUKFAQ

    >>
    >> --
    >> alt.usenet.kooks
    >> "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    >> Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
    >>
    >> Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    >> Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    >> September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    >> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    >> and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    >> Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    >> Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
    >>
    >> Member of:
    >> Usenet Ruiner List
    >> Top Assholes on the Net List
    >> Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    >> Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List
    >>
    >> Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E
    >>
    >> Join me for dinner. I'm cooking frightening blow flies with spoiled live
    >> rat embryos in beat-up rattlesnake scrotum and ****er spaniel spew
    >> sauce, served in a bubbling bucket heaped with well-done kelp,
    >> unpalatable oddments of crab and fish with leftover brain, salt water, a
    >> side of olives and a glass of giant garden slug slobber.
    >>
    >>

    >
    > --
    > alt.usenet.kooks
    > "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    > Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]
    >
    > Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    > Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    > September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    > and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    > Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    > Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
    >
    > Member of:
    > Usenet Ruiner List
    > Top Assholes on the Net List
    > Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    > Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List
    >
    > Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E
    >
    > Join me for dinner. I'm cooking undercooked sheep cyst with tendon
    > vinegar accompanied by unclean bladder on top of gummed-up doberman
    > droppings and crow kidney stones topping smothered in wasted maggot vein
    > in distressing hedgehog duodenum and rat snake cancer topping, simmered
    > in a circulating pot stuffed with medium-rare scallion, chewy medley of
    > reptile egg, crustacean and mussel, fruit juice, a side of green bean
    > chips and a mug of coagulated beef soup.
    >
    >


    --
    alt.usenet.kooks
    "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
    Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

    Hammer of Thor: February 2007.
    Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
    September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008.
    Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner
    and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008.
    Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk

    Member of:
    Usenet Ruiner List
    Top Assholes on the Net List
    Most hated usenetizens of all time List
    Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List

    Find me on Google Maps: 2439'47.13"S, 1344'20.18"E

    Join me for dinner. I'm cooking menacing hobo's nose hairs and clove
    compote accentuated with concocted bowel inside distressing discarded
    douchebags, dished up in a chilled pot chock full of dull assortment of
    kelp and oddments of scampi in fetid blood, a side of lymphoma and a cup
    of eye gunk.


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