* High Plains Thumper peremptorily fired off this memo:

> Linonut wrote:
>> Don't forget you're talking to DFS. The boy is as dumb as a
>> stump, and more stubborn than a mule.

> Stubborn, yes; dumb, no. Let's see if he slinks away from this
> one. :-)

Well, not dumb, but deliberately forgetful. He's already been told this
stuff many a time.

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE