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> Fastmoggy wrote in news:uJSpk.117852$bi3.80818@newsfe11.ams2:
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>> Anyone else had a problem this morning?
>
> Yeah. I strained too hard taking a **** and busted a haemorrhoid.
>
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> Cod Almighty
>

Tried using a grease gun?

Fastmoggy wrote in news:LaVpk.13684$JM.6568@newsfe16.ams2:

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> "|><\(\(\((@>" wrote in message
> news:yn8o6d$4s8$q@alt.alien.visitors.active-chichi.net.morocco...
>> Fastmoggy wrote in news:uJSpk.117852$bi3.80818@newsfe11.ams2:
>>
>>> Anyone else had a problem this morning?
>>
>> Yeah. I strained too hard taking a **** and busted a haemorrhoid.
>
> Tried using a grease gun?


No. I already lost 6 screw drivers, a set of metric open-ended spanners,
three adjustable wrenches, two pairs of electrician's pliers, two pairs of
needle-nose pliers, a hacksaw, two tenon saws, one dovetail saw, my
great-grandfather's sequoia bow saw, one pry bar, one round-head hammer, two
claw hammers, three rubber mallets, one Bosch electric drill with extension
cord, one very expensive Hilti power-impact drill, a Ramset gun with 30 live
black charges, a circular saw, three paint brushes and an extension ladder
up there.

Not only is my ****ing arse killing me, there's not much left of my toolkit.

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> Fastmoggy wrote in news:LaVpk.13684$JM.6568@newsfe16.ams2:
>
>>
>> "|><\(\(\((@>" wrote in message
>> news:yn8o6d$4s8$q@alt.alien.visitors.active-chichi.net.morocco...
>>> Fastmoggy wrote in news:uJSpk.117852$bi3.80818@newsfe11.ams2:
>>>
>>>> Anyone else had a problem this morning?
>>>
>>> Yeah. I strained too hard taking a **** and busted a haemorrhoid.
>>
>> Tried using a grease gun?
>
>
> No. I already lost 6 screw drivers, a set of metric open-ended
> spanners, three adjustable wrenches, two pairs of electrician's
> pliers, two pairs of needle-nose pliers, a hacksaw, two tenon saws,
> one dovetail saw, my great-grandfather's sequoia bow saw, one pry bar,
> one round-head hammer, two claw hammers, three rubber mallets, one
> Bosch electric drill with extension cord, one very expensive Hilti
> power-impact drill, a Ramset gun with 30 live black charges, a
> circular saw, three paint brushes and an extension ladder up there.
>
> Not only is my ****ing arse killing me, there's not much left of my
> toolkit.
>

If you /ever/ get your toolkit back it needs some cleaning, huh?

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