[Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny - Linux

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  1. [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny

    http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp

    Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
    07.17.08

    . . .

    That game is over. Microsoft is no longer the cute high-school
    debutante adored by all the boys. Microsoft has turned middle-aged
    and can't face reality. It's in denial. And it's becoming obvious to
    everyone, considering the direction in which the company is headed,
    that the next step in its evolution will be the corporate equivalent
    of a Spandex granny. It won't be pretty.

    . . .

    In short, Microsoft has been a dirty player over the years, and this
    reputation has finally caught up with it. Playing dirty isn't
    necessarily ineffective or a bad idea. The point is that the effort
    should have been spent on making a better product rather than
    discrediting critics.

    . . .

    Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
    makeup. She also can't remember her customers.

    . . .

    Pretending to be a small, agile company after 20 years isn't
    working.

    --
    It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for
    dessert. The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but
    she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork. She
    does not want you to call attention to this by saying, 'If you wanted a
    dessert, why didn't you order one?' You must understand, she has the
    dessert she wants. The dessert she wants is contained within yours.
    -- Merrill Markoe, "An Insider's Guide to the American Woman"

  2. Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny

    "Linonut" schreef in bericht
    news:%Z0hk.4743$Zc5.3236@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
    > http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp
    >
    > Microsoft, the Spandex Granny



    Liarnut / "Linonut", a former troll in a.o.w-xp, Linønut AKA Linonut has a
    statistic of 1679 (troll) poasts in a.o.w-xp alone, Linønut AKA Linonut is
    trolling right now in COLA, spewing off topic drivel in this group. This guy
    is a joke, because he writes proprietary Windows software for a living.
    http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/2007...onut-liar.html
    http://groups.google.nl/group/alt.os...+in+deze+groep
    http://groups.google.nl/group/alt.os...+in+deze+groep
    The only truth "Linonut" told, is the fact that he even can't convince his
    wife and daughter to install Linux, the poor sod is one of the worst Linux
    advocates ever in this group.



  3. Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny

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    > Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
    > makeup. She also can't remember her customers.


    Nobody wants to sleep with her, either. They demand a refund and are even
    willing to sleep with her mother, XP. Some take their business to Brothel of
    Jobs.

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  4. Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny

    On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:25:17 -0400, Linonut wrote:

    > http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp
    >
    > Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
    > 07.17.08
    >
    > . . .
    >
    > That game is over. Microsoft is no longer the cute high-school
    > debutante adored by all the boys. Microsoft has turned middle-aged
    > and can't face reality. It's in denial. And it's becoming obvious to
    > everyone, considering the direction in which the company is headed,
    > that the next step in its evolution will be the corporate equivalent
    > of a Spandex granny. It won't be pretty.
    >
    > . . .
    >
    > In short, Microsoft has been a dirty player over the years, and this
    > reputation has finally caught up with it. Playing dirty isn't
    > necessarily ineffective or a bad idea. The point is that the effort
    > should have been spent on making a better product rather than
    > discrediting critics.
    >
    > . . .
    >
    > Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
    > makeup. She also can't remember her customers.
    >
    > . . .
    >
    > Pretending to be a small, agile company after 20 years isn't
    > working.


    Sounds like something Rex Ballard would conjure up.

    --
    Moshe Goldfarb
    Collector of soaps from around the globe.
    Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
    http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/

  5. Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny

    On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:43:59 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:

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    > ____/ Linonut on Monday 21 July 2008 14:25 : \____
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    >> Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
    >> makeup. She also can't remember her customers.

    >
    > Nobody wants to sleep with her, either. They demand a refund and are even
    > willing to sleep with her mother, XP. Some take their business to Brothel of
    > Jobs.


    What is it with Linux loons and their obsession for sleeping with someone
    else's mother?



    --
    Moshe Goldfarb
    Collector of soaps from around the globe.
    Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
    http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/

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