[Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny - Linux
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Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
07.17.08
. . .
That game is over. Microsoft is no longer the cute high-school
debutante adored by all the boys. Microsoft has turned middle-aged
and can't face reality. It's in denial. And it's becoming ...
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[Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp
Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
07.17.08
. . .
That game is over. Microsoft is no longer the cute high-school
debutante adored by all the boys. Microsoft has turned middle-aged
and can't face reality. It's in denial. And it's becoming obvious to
everyone, considering the direction in which the company is headed,
that the next step in its evolution will be the corporate equivalent
of a Spandex granny. It won't be pretty.
. . .
In short, Microsoft has been a dirty player over the years, and this
reputation has finally caught up with it. Playing dirty isn't
necessarily ineffective or a bad idea. The point is that the effort
should have been spent on making a better product rather than
discrediting critics.
. . .
Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
makeup. She also can't remember her customers.
. . .
Pretending to be a small, agile company after 20 years isn't
working.
--
It is not necessary to inquire whether a woman would like something for
dessert. The answer is yes, she would like something for dessert, but
she would like you to order it so she can pick at it with your fork. She
does not want you to call attention to this by saying, 'If you wanted a
dessert, why didn't you order one?' You must understand, she has the
dessert she wants. The dessert she wants is contained within yours.
-- Merrill Markoe, "An Insider's Guide to the American Woman"
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Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny
"Linonut" schreef in bericht
news:%Z0hk.4743$Zc5.3236@bignews8.bellsouth.net...
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp
>
> Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
Liarnut / "Linonut", a former troll in a.o.w-xp, Linønut AKA Linonut has a
statistic of 1679 (troll) poasts in a.o.w-xp alone, Linønut AKA Linonut is
trolling right now in COLA, spewing off topic drivel in this group. This guy
is a joke, because he writes proprietary Windows software for a living.
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/2007...onut-liar.html
http://groups.google.nl/group/alt.os...+in+deze+groep
http://groups.google.nl/group/alt.os...+in+deze+groep
The only truth "Linonut" told, is the fact that he even can't convince his
wife and daughter to install Linux, the poor sod is one of the worst Linux
advocates ever in this group.
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Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny
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____/ Linonut on Monday 21 July 2008 14:25 : \____
> Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
> makeup. She also can't remember her customers.
Nobody wants to sleep with her, either. They demand a refund and are even
willing to sleep with her mother, XP. Some take their business to Brothel of
Jobs.
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Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny
On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:25:17 -0400, Linonut wrote:
> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2325778,00.asp
>
> Microsoft, the Spandex Granny
> 07.17.08
>
> . . .
>
> That game is over. Microsoft is no longer the cute high-school
> debutante adored by all the boys. Microsoft has turned middle-aged
> and can't face reality. It's in denial. And it's becoming obvious to
> everyone, considering the direction in which the company is headed,
> that the next step in its evolution will be the corporate equivalent
> of a Spandex granny. It won't be pretty.
>
> . . .
>
> In short, Microsoft has been a dirty player over the years, and this
> reputation has finally caught up with it. Playing dirty isn't
> necessarily ineffective or a bad idea. The point is that the effort
> should have been spent on making a better product rather than
> discrediting critics.
>
> . . .
>
> Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
> makeup. She also can't remember her customers.
>
> . . .
>
> Pretending to be a small, agile company after 20 years isn't
> working.
Sounds like something Rex Ballard would conjure up.
--
Moshe Goldfarb
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Re: [Dvorak Troll] The Spandex Granny
On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:43:59 +0000, Roy Schestowitz wrote:
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> ____/ Linonut on Monday 21 July 2008 14:25 : \____
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>> Vista is essentially the old hooker with a bad facelift and too much
>> makeup. She also can't remember her customers.
>
> Nobody wants to sleep with her, either. They demand a refund and are even
> willing to sleep with her mother, XP. Some take their business to Brothel of
> Jobs.
What is it with Linux loons and their obsession for sleeping with someone
else's mother?
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Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/