"John Bailo, Texeme.Construct" wrote in message
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>
> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
>
>
> PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date
> some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington State
> University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to trade their
> computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and,
> possibly, a date.
>
> "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats
> homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben
> Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site
> recently.
>

You can bet that the hot chicks won't be looking to auction themselves a
nerd. It'll be the fat pimply girl.



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Sir Michael Clayton wrote:
> "John Bailo, Texeme.Construct" wrote in message
> news:1190822729.963461.212590@k79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
>>
>>
>> PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date
>> some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington State
>> University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to trade their
>> computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and,
>> possibly, a date.
>>
>> "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats
>> homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben
>> Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site
>> recently.
>>
>
> You can bet that the hot chicks won't be looking to auction themselves a
> nerd. It'll be the fat pimply girl.
>
>
>
I bid a dollar.

"Jeanette" wrote in message
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> Sir Michael Clayton wrote:
>> "John Bailo, Texeme.Construct" wrote in message
>> news:1190822729.963461.212590@k79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
>>> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
>>>
>>>
>>> PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date
>>> some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington State
>>> University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to trade their
>>> computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and,
>>> possibly, a date.
>>>
>>> "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats
>>> homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben
>>> Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site
>>> recently.
>>>
>>
>> You can bet that the hot chicks won't be looking to auction themselves a
>> nerd. It'll be the fat pimply girl.
>>
>>
>>
> I bid a dollar.

I'd pay a buck too. I wouldn't want any of those nerds touching my computer
or going anywhere near my stuff. I'd pay them a buck to wash my car, rake
some leaves and clean up some of the dog poop that's in the yard.




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Sir Michael Clayton wrote:

>
> "John Bailo, Texeme.Construct" wrote in message
> news:1190822729.963461.212590@k79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
> >
> > http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
> >
> >
> > PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps
> > date some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington
> > State University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to
> > trade their computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a
> > makeover and, possibly, a date.
> >
> > "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats
> > homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben
> > Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site
> > recently.
> >
>
> You can bet that the hot chicks won't be looking to auction
> themselves a nerd. It'll be the fat pimply girl.

Leave your sister out of it.

>
>
>

John Bailo, Texeme.Construct wrote:

>
> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
>
>
> PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps date
> some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington State
> University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to trade their
> computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a makeover and,
> possibly, a date.
>
> "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with stats
> homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to dinner!" Ben
> Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its Web site
> recently.
>

HA!

Hot chicks pay Linux geeks to go out with them.

>

Jeanette wrote:

> Sir Michael Clayton wrote:
> > "John Bailo, Texeme.Construct" wrote in
> > message
> > news:1190822729.963461.212590@k79g2000hse.googlegr oups.com...
> >> http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j...clJGOl6TF6MApg
> >>
> >>
> >> PULLMAN, Wash. (AP) - Looking to recruit more women, and perhaps
> >> date some sorority girls, the largest computer club at Washington
> >> State University hopes to hold a "nerd auction." The idea is to
> >> trade their computer skills to sorority girls in exchange for a
> >> makeover and, possibly, a date.
> >>
> >> "You can buy a nerd and he'll fix your computer, help you with
> >> stats homework, or if you're really adventurous, take you to
> >> dinner!" Ben Ford, president of the Linux Users Group, said on its
> >> Web site recently.
> >>
> >
> > You can bet that the hot chicks won't be looking to auction
> > themselves a nerd. It'll be the fat pimply girl.
> >
> >
> >
> I bid a dollar.

Thanks, but it wouldn't be right to take your life savings.

We'll consider you a charity case if you promise to sit at another
table during dinner and not swallow the bus boy.