* Roy Schestowitz peremptorily fired off this memo:

>> Microsoft should ask their "Plays Fer Sure, Dood" partners about that
>> one.

> Maybe they are still squirting* songs out of excitement.

When Microsoft squirts, we /all/ get a yellow shower.

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead
all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that
it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the
first place.
-- Douglas Adams