"Then YOU are NEXT - All Hail The Pharma Gods!!" Gill spewed recently out
an open window to the sky as spittle rivulets coursed down the front of
his puke hued pajamas.

Bates reportedly prays to a gilded copy of "Brave New World" every night
just after activating his new KingThrone ceramic bathroom device.

He apparently tired of chanting to a copy "1984" residing on an ivory
pedestal after he realized he had achieved the book's suggested target of
"a spy device in every home in the world."

"First their privacy, then their minds" can be seen gracing a hallway
wall plaque.

Strange Days.
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