"This supplements our 'Software As Service' and 'Crap As Steak' models
and of course shifts developement costs."

"We patched the plastic wrap on our retail boxes and a couple more were
sold," said Blobmer in a shouted statement from a smelly stall.

Blobmer moved his office to the corporate bathroom -- no room for
chairs, and this reduced potential liability, and thus insurance
premiums, for hurled office furniture.

Good for MS, the very model....of....(hahahahahahahahahahaha)