MS "Fake-As-Real" Program Gathers Steam With vista Sales

"This supplements our 'Software As Service' and 'Crap As Steak' models
and of course shifts developement costs."

"We patched the plastic wrap on our retail boxes and a couple more were
sold," said Blobmer in a shouted statement from a smelly stall.

Blobmer moved his office to the corporate bathroom -- no room for
chairs, and this reduced potential liability, and thus insurance
premiums, for hurled office furniture.

Good for MS, the very model....of....(hahahahahahahahahahaha)