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> Virtually nothing works.


Crap

> I can't play my mp3 files.


Crap
> My porn doesn't play.


Says it all.....

> My prionter does not print.


Bollocks

> My wireless network keeps dropping the connection.


More crap

> My 8 button mouse is now a 2 buton mouse.


Balls

> My widescreen LCD display is now displaying a frequency error box in
> the middle of the desktop.


More crap


> My ATI TV card won't work.


Try plugging it in. Crap.

Moron.