A little something to consider for the weekend...



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If you
had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would
have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

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