Or...
Nissan Bank's Board of Directors has become wrapped around the
axle...

Art "hehehe" Bahrs

Art Bahrs, CISSP
Security Engineer
Providence Health & Services
Arthur.Bahrs@Providence.org
Phone: 503-216-2722

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From: HP-3000 Systems Discussion [mailto:HP3000-L@RAVEN.UTC.EDU] On
Behalf Of Barry Lake
Sent: Friday, October 10, 2008 9:43 AM
To: HP3000-L@RAVEN.UTC.EDU
Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humo(u)r

I just had to chime in here, though this is starting to get a little bit
forced...



Meanwhile...

A spokesman for struggling Arigato Bank was quoted as saying that
"banking has become a thankless industry."

Toyota Bank has been driven into bankruptcy.

Sayonara Bank, the target of a successful takeover, is saying "good-bye"
to its depositors and stockholders.

And the stock price of Tamari Bank has fallen so low that the venerable
institution is hardly worth a hill of beans. (Yeah, that's obscure,
sorry)

B.




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Date sent: Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:17:40 -0400
From: Bruce Collins
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In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up
and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will
likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended
after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank
is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report
that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared
that staff may get a raw deal.

Bruce

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