Job Applicants

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available
position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the
Three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops,

Huh? The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled
out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and
pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective,
you have to be able to detect. You must be able to
notice things such as distinguishing features and
oddities, such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first
blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing
features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only
one eye!"

The d detective shook his head and said, "Of course he
has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!

You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck
the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back
and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or
outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This
is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only
see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and
last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of
time, but..." He flash end the photo in her face for a
couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right,
did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual
about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears co intact

The detective frowned, took another look at the
picture and began looking at some of the papers in the

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression
and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he
wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that
by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo!
With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear

Raymond Shahan

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