The only way to have some private time on a Sunday afternoon with their
8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a
Popsicle and tell him to report on all that was happening. He began his
commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

"An ambulance just drove by".

"Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike ".

"Looks like the Sanders are moving".

"Jason is on his skateboard".

After a few moments, he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!!"

Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How
do you know they are having sex?"

The boy answers, "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle".

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