Now you can diversify the acts in your bedroom!

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
Vox populi, vox humbug.
There's a great woman behind every idiot.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

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